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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

SHOAH NUFF posted:

What's the right answer to the riddle, or what corny rear end thing is it referencing

Here, let harrison ford explain:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/283344d3-2404-4731-8114-e70e99ab305e

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
whatever, I'm eating the drat turtle

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

whatever, I'm eating the drat turtle

It's a tortoise you rear end.

Also watch Bladerunner if you haven't even if it's ancient, it's worth it

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I thought I had seen Blade Runner but browsing through IMDB it seems I had it confused with Clear and Present Danger

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

weird Asian candy posted:

Hard pass since you make it difficult for everyone else during company lunches :colbert:

Congrats on being sued under the ADA.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Btw has anyone watched highlights of Pokemon Go Fest?

Proest of clicks

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I thought I had seen Blade Runner but browsing through IMDB it seems I had it confused with Clear and Present Danger

This is the funniest thing I've read on this forum.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Skwirl posted:

Congrats on being sued under the ADA.

You can try...I'll just throw peanuts at you

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/890256865359278080

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Let me tell you about my mother.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Stop posting twitter poo poo it confuses me apparently

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
all of twitter is poo poo

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Btw has anyone watched highlights of Pokemon Go Fest?

Proest of clicks

I watched that last night. It was hilarious and cringe worthy all at the same time.

Edit: I say this as someone who still plays. I saw a 6 year old kid have a nice meltdown because he couldn't catch Lugia last weekend.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

https://www.buzzfeed.com/coralewis/trump-transgender-military-service?utm_term=.olXXVLJez#.mbpbozjrB

quote:

At the Pentagon, the first of the three tweets raised fears that the president was getting ready to announce strikes on North Korea or some other military action. Many said they were left in suspense for nine minutes, the time between the first and second tweet. Only after the second tweet did military officials receive the news the president was announcing a personnel change on Twitter.

Oops!

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Bwahaha. Jesus.

But the real question is, did he even sign anything? Or is this more of his attention grabbing say something that has no real impact statements? This way it can all just be "'fake news' and a misunderstanding of what he said, he's the most pro trans person you will ever meet" type deals.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







this is on my clipboard and its my favorite poll ever

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Neil Armbong posted:

Bwahaha. Jesus.

But the real question is, did he even sign anything? Or is this more of his attention grabbing say something that has no real impact statements? This way it can all just be "'fake news' and a misunderstanding of what he said, he's the most pro trans person you will ever meet" type deals.

This isn't legislation or executive direction, it's Trump acting in his capacity as Commander in Chief. I'm not sure he actually needs to sign anything - the President can pick up a phone and give an order and it gets followed.

That said, I'd be very surprised if this order gets followed without some clarity in the form of a written, signed directive, since the details are obviously unclear still.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


Only a matter of time.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

FizFashizzle posted:

this is on my clipboard and its my favorite poll ever



20% of Korea is just waiting for its chance to pounce.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I remember liking this dude for half a summer back in 2002 let's see what he's up to now

:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeddPFvkn1o

I have no idea what he's on. Anyone have a clue? He literally just repeats the same 3 things over and over again until he's loaded into an ambulance. It's kind of harrowing.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

this is on my clipboard and its my favorite poll ever



The white part's edited.

Support for attacking Japan would be wayyyyy higher, and vice versa.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Here's the original image, which TinEye found on a crawl in March 2008:



https://tineye.com/search/92621ab8b247668cf59042c7d4e893ec7dd8db52

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sarah huckabee sanders opened up her press conference reading a letter from a made up child named after a minor league baseball team

https://twitter.com/toddgillman/status/890288685668859905

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FizFashizzle posted:

sarah huckabee sanders opened up her press conference reading a letter from a made up child named after a minor league baseball team

https://twitter.com/toddgillman/status/890288685668859905

How are they this bad at lying? Just loving google "Most popular baby names 6 years ago."

"I got this letter today from Jacob Smith..."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm going to send a letter to Trump as "retired Colonel John Matrix" thanking him for protecting the integrity of the military.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Skwirl posted:

How are they this bad at lying? Just loving google "Most popular baby names 6 years ago."

"I got this letter today from Jacob Smith..."

They don't care that they're lying, so there's 0 attempt to obscure the fact.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/890300448120373248

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
My god that's Donald Jr's handwriting!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Unrelated, but reading the "Douchebag of the Year award" thread I realized I'd actually forgotten Paul Allen owned the Seahawks and I thought, he's not that bad a person for an NFL owner. Don't get me wrong, I'd never suggest a billionaire owner of a professional sports team wasn't evil, but aside from Green Bay, is there an NFL team with a less evil owner?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Shahid Khan?

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I'm imagining Trump writing that himself, squinting eyes, tongue out, next to 3 months worth of unread military and intelligence briefings.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I loving can't even.

"ho much monny do you have?"

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Dumbass kid

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"6/1/17" is has the penmanship of an adult :thunk:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The letters are written almost perfectly on the lines.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Dumbass kid

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
Imagine having a president themed birthday party lol


SHOAH NUFF posted:

Dumbass kid

the mean lunch lady fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jul 26, 2017

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Skwirl posted:

"ho much monny do you have?"

Little Danny Pickles is gonna be the first American to get a glimpse of Trumps tax returns.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/ap/status/890304597658673153

lol

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Only two predetermined interview questions I have are asking for an example of handling multiple projects with varying deadlines and example of how they expect a typical work day to go. If they struggle with the first or answer a strict 9-5 for the second then there's not much point in asking more. The rest is winging it.

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