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Higgy: Jul 6, 2005; Grimey Drawer

deez leaks? yous talkin bout deez leaks ovah heah?

*looks around and flips toothpick in my mouth*

*motions for you to come closer*

*closer*

*clooooser*

*whispers* _{_{fugedda about it and buy some gad drat gabbagool ya mook}}

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:57

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 15:54

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Montasque posted:

True, Millennials are now entering their 30s. My god we're getting old.

the oldest millenials are already 37 years old

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:57

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/890403984879611904

Mark Meadows retreats to his cave, "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, RYAN, NEXT TIME"

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:58

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/890403984879611904

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:58

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Elder Postsman posted:

the oldest millenials are already 37 years old

hi it's me, I'm literally the oldest millenial

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

my wife is at her family's cabin and i'm drunk on wednesday

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:59

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/890187818819084288

*extremely white voice* actually both sides are bad because the girls called her fat.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:59

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

my wife is at her family's cabin and i'm drunk on wednesday

two completely unconnected occurances btw

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:59

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

hey we're almost exactly halfway thru the first year of trumps term

only seven to 15 more!!!!!

# ? Jul 27, 2017 03:59

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/890403821977055232

as Sessions being so shameless that he's curtailing to the guy who's publicly berating him

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

HEY NONG MAN posted:

ya I got two kids and a house and poo poo. don't know wtf is wrong with the rest of you millennials but my poo poo is on lock

What's up, fellow white male? Hey, can you give me a six-figure job, seeing as how we're both white dudes and all?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/890403984879611904

107 triggered snowflakes

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/890403984879611904

well I'm glad they took McCain's speech to heart. this will be the last we hear of this

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

lotta olds itt

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Cael posted:

https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/890401606893809664

*that three panel confused guy comic*

the mooch comin @ reince

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Schnorkles posted:

so the lds church is a total gerontocracy, and its always funny watching the leadership generation by generation turning into "old man yells at cloud: the religion"

trump is at like 40% mush.

the current president of the church is in a weekend at bernies situation right now, just about as much dementia as trump

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

my wife is at her family's cabin and i'm drunk on wednesday

How do you make a wednesday?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

my wife is at her family's cabin and i'm drunk on wednesday

just chuggin the wednesday

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/890357751741911040

Mighta been posted but ayyy it's a spicy gabagool

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Elder Postsman posted:

the oldest millenials are already 37 years old

Ehhhhhh, depends on the cutoff, personally I put it around 82-83. Reagan made millenials. If you remember the berlin wall fall, you're not a millenial.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Elder Postsman posted:

the oldest millenials are already 37 years old

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Elder Postsman posted:

https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/890187818819084288

*extremely white voice* actually both sides are bad because the girls called her fat.

maybe if she wasn't so fat she could have gotten in her car without asking for a wide berth usually reserved for handicap access?

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:01

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Elder Postsman posted:

https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/890187818819084288

*extremely white voice* actually both sides are bad because the girls called her fat.

"Actually, Trump winning was more about class than racism.
/
:gary:

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:01

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

HEY NONG MAN posted:

maybe if she wasn't so fat

what country u think this is

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

How do you make a wednesday?

First, The Word,

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

I just got off work, what the gently caress why are there like ten thousand posts

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

PostNouveau posted:

What's up, fellow white male? Hey, can you give me a six-figure job, seeing as how we're both white dudes and all?

try just getting a regular job that pays 50-80k but make sure it's union. THEN find yourself a lady who makes bank and bing bong get married and it's so simple.

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

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PostNouveau posted:

What's up, fellow white male? Hey, can you give me a six-figure job, seeing as how we're both white dudes and all?

*opens your fridge to see it overflowing with avacados* heh, maybe if you learn a little responsibility you can get a house yourself

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Plinkey posted:

Ehhhhhh, depends on the cutoff, personally I put it around 82-83. Reagan made millenials. If you remember the berlin wall fall, you're not a millenial.

what if you just have a really good memory

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Chokes McGee posted:

two completely unconnected occurances btw

completely

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

my good man have you ever heard of a xillennial??

*pulls out an elaborate brass instrument that looks like something out of Dr. Seuss*

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mayor Dave posted:

the current president of the church is in a weekend at bernies situation right now, just about as much dementia as trump

monson is soooo gone rn

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Elder Postsman posted:

what if you just have a really good memory

yeah I'm 83 and it's a memory for me

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:03

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Sir Tonk posted:

trump loves lgbt

hmmm yes, that held up well

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:03

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Sir Tonk posted:

I just got off work, what the gently caress why are there like ten thousand posts

posting in this thread makes me feel slightly better about humanity's miserable existence

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:03

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Plinkey posted:

Ehhhhhh, depends on the cutoff, personally I put it around 82-83. Reagan made millenials. If you remember the berlin wall fall, you're not a millenial.

nah, millennials were born 1980-1995 or 1996. people just arbitrarily change the dates now because it's come to mean "dumb person who is younger than I am."

I remember TV news specials in the late nineties talking about us "millennials" and how bright our future was. fuckin lol

# ? Jul 27, 2017 04:03