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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The burden of proof is a fair bit lower in civil court, so this pattern isn't uncommon.

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Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Guy playing rust doing his thing when suddenly bears and music. (Even if faked still funny.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbaPi5J0Eg

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Tarantula posted:

Guy playing rust doing his thing when suddenly bears and music. (Even if faked still funny.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbaPi5J0Eg

This clip last year introduced me to Death Grips and my life has been for the better since.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Rust is very much a game not for me but I really enjoy the shaden videos and weird poo poo that's come out of it.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




Mmmm that's delicious.

I hope her kids are ok

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
If you're an anti-vaxxer and you ever needed a reason to finally trust vaccines, whoop, there it is.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


That's a great way to injure your butt.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Shifty Nipples posted:

That's a great way to injure your butt.

A good way to gently caress up your crack?

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

If you're an anti-vaxxer and you ever needed a reason to finally trust vaccines, whoop, there it is.

I had whooping cough in 9th grade and holy poo poo it felt like I was dying every time I had a coughing fit

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Baronjutter posted:

Rust is very much a game not for me but I really enjoy the shaden videos and weird poo poo that's come out of it.

agreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5cvEPu_e0

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/1ricBsX.mp4

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

drat i miss the old griefing thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xmPCvquqGY

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

:same:


I don't think I laughed harder at another thread.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

The roll at the end. My goodness.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
may as well post a couple of my favourites from the old griefing thread..

Buried Alive;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgW2z61_9k&t=29s (turn down your headphones)

The Ruse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtT2xYZbWBs

Assassinating streamers;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i_tRiUuFbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjSYi7ytW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=askFmcm3al0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYBzNGahEeM

The Goatman Streameth;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAue43hU-M0

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I dont understand Trumps ban today on letting transgender people serve in the military.

On the battlefield: Transgender people just aren't aggressive enough!
In public bathrooms: Transgender people are going to assault us all and we're powerless to stop them!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You see the transgendered cannot be stopped from murdering, assaulting and eating all women they can lay their hands on, but are no match for a real man, and thus are useless in the military.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

You see the transgendered cannot be stopped from murdering, assaulting and eating all women they can lay their hands on, but are no match for a real man, and thus are useless in the military.

that's weird i thought murdering and assaulting women was like half of what the military do

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Marines are barely military. They barely qualify as human.

Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 12:48 on Jul 27, 2017

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Marines are barely military. They barely qualify as human.

I don't think they are allowed to have all the standard chromosomes.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My cousin was a marine and said they tended to have the better soldiers, with higher IQs and better training, but I've never been in the service.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Randaconda posted:

My cousin was a marine and said they tended to have the better soldiers, with higher IQs and better training, but I've never been in the service.

All marines say this, but it's just the moto clogging their valves up.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

One of the only griefing things I've ever liked (I'd watch all of them, but I'm linking my favorite one)

I FOUND YOU MAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q2jn6N6LXU

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

One of the only griefing things I've ever liked (I'd watch all of them, but I'm linking my favorite one)

I FOUND YOU MAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q2jn6N6LXU

That whole series is amazing. Especially in the one where he glitched and got stuck under a bike, and the "MAAAAAATTT!" guy broke character laughing.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Randaconda posted:

That whole series is amazing. Especially in the one where he glitched and got stuck under a bike, and the "MAAAAAATTT!" guy broke character laughing.

That guy is so excitable it makes it hilarious.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/890546548312088576

what

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

My cousin was a marine and said they tended to have the better soldiers, with higher IQs and better training, but I've never been in the service.

All Marines are basically brainwashed in to believing they are the hottest poo poo on God's green earth. They guys who talk the most poo poo about how awesome the Marines were are the same people who only did their initial enlistment, despite it being "the best thing ever".

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

This is glorious. Alt-right assholes hire a boat to try to stop refugee boats from reaching port, and it turns out the boat they hired is already running refugees.

(Naturally, the alt-right group is claiming that unspecified "NGOs" bribed the "apprentice sailors" to get them to say they were really refugees.)

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

all of this guy's videos are gold

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Jamfrost posted:

The roll at the end. My goodness.

yep, sometimes the stars align and perfect comedy timing just happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZMhe1WeCQ

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Slugnoid posted:

yep, sometimes the stars align and perfect comedy timing just happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZMhe1WeCQ

loving lol

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Slugnoid posted:

yep, sometimes the stars align and perfect comedy timing just happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFZMhe1WeCQ

Give that kid a goddamn medal :laffo:

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/890593667202809860

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
People falling off ladders compilation video. There's a few old thread favourites but they're still hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbr_jjNUAfI

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Jesus. Hadn't seen or thought of the Farmer John and MAAATTTT!!!! videos in a long rear end time. The jeep launching the maniac into the air is still amazing.

An old vid of a goon playing DayZ. Not really schadenfreude, but a great bit of getting into character while you're playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NO-P9tucGg
(The "character" appears to be "guy gakked out on coke")

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Woman steals a puppy out of somebody's yard, gets caught on video, police track her down, ends up she had outstanding warrants and now they got her

http://cbsaustin.com/news/local/video-family-says-surveillance-camera-caught-woman-stealing-puppy-from-s-austin-home

Who the gently caress steals a puppy?! :argh:

snergle posted:

how the gently caress is playing an ea game an esport?

FIFA and Madden both push esports hard, they appeal to fans of sports so they're a natural fit for competitive sports even though the games themselves are unbalanced trash :v:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

whoop, there it is.

Boo.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Mezzanine posted:

It's my job to periodically introduce / remind the thread of "Here comes the pizzuh!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w

Ah, this must be the "Pizzagate" I've heard so much about.

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

johnnyratbastard posted:

A good way to gently caress up your crack?

Yes.

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