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if you are in bkk and you can't find a seedy dive bar you might want to leave your infinity pool
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Son of Rodney posted:tbh it would own, I constantly borrow money from friends because I need cash and don't carry any, and while I can do online banking, using an app to do it in like 10 seconds would be great Do you always pay a vig? Whenever I borrow cash from someone I always pay a vig and also whenever I lend cash to a friend it is a matter of principle.
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Jul 27, 2017 10:07
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Collateral Damage posted:That won't be abused or exploited at all, no siree. Abuse requires the Chinese state to be competent.
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Jul 27, 2017 10:08
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ladron posted:A slightly insane woman at one of the Korean universities I worked at would call from her cel until it timed out (after a full minute of ringing), immediately call again until that timed out, then call from the office line two or three times. all in all, like 5 minutes of constant ringing. I went off on her one time, and told her "listen, if I don't answer the loving phone it's because I'm busy. it doesn't mean keep loving calling me. Jesus" She was baffled that a constantly ringing phone in the middle of class or something would upset me. I used to love disappearing for a couple days in China. Just turning off my phone, logging out of QQ, being unreachable. Telling Chinese people "no" becomes the great pleasure.
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Jul 27, 2017 10:09
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JaucheCharly posted:Hey, didn't you know? Compassion and humanity is universal everywhere. Assuming anything else would be racism. Foreign indigenous cultural practices you mean.
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Jul 27, 2017 10:10
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Pirate Radar posted:How about this boy band, though? Acrush. That is loving hot
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Jul 27, 2017 10:13
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JaucheCharly posted:You're still not in the composite age, aren't you?  I was doing well with Great Artist bombing, but STEMLord Zhang is immune to culture, halp plz.
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Jul 27, 2017 10:17
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Jeoh posted:if you are in bkk and you can't find a seedy dive bar you might want to leave your infinity pool Nooo i want the seediest of the seedy, not like the BRITISH PUB places that the tourists go and are full of working girls but the filthy ones full of human detritus where you’re likely to see someone get shanked
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Jul 27, 2017 10:32
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Well you're in for a treat then.
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Jul 27, 2017 10:35
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very clever with maracas posted:Nooo i want the seediest of the seedy, not like the BRITISH PUB places that the tourists go and are full of working girls but the filthy ones full of human detritus where you’re likely to see someone get shanked 
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Jul 27, 2017 10:41
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very clever with maracas posted:Nooo i want the seediest of the seedy, not like the BRITISH PUB places that the tourists go and are full of working girls but the filthy ones full of human detritus where you’re likely to see someone get shanked heart of darkness phnom penh cambodia
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Jul 27, 2017 10:42
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Last time i went to Wong's i saw wong throw his microphone at a guy for not drinking enough then the bouncers beat him up with a metal pole, good times then a finnish girl came and sat on my lap and a gay thai guy came over and slapped her because he thought we had been hitting it off very well and got jealous, then they started yelling at each other and got kicked out as well plumpy hole lever fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Jul 27, 2017 |
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Jul 27, 2017 10:44
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anyway sorry for the derail, thanks Atlas here is a picture of great chinese hero SUN YANG, he is very famous did you know? 
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Jul 27, 2017 10:49
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very clever with maracas posted:Last time i went to Wong's i saw wong throw his microphone at a guy for not drinking enough then the bouncers beat him up with a metal pole, good times where is this party town
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Jul 27, 2017 11:00
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very clever with maracas posted:Nooo i want the seediest of the seedy, not like the BRITISH PUB places that the tourists go and are full of working girls but the filthy ones full of human detritus where you’re likely to see someone get shanked Umm.... I think you and Atlas have different definitions of "dive bar." Wong's & T-Rex: Smokey, some crazy characters, not too expensive, open late. QPP & Thermae: Literal dens of prostitution. Like 99% of the women you encounter there will be working girls of one type or another.
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Jul 27, 2017 11:14
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They're dens of human misery which was what was requested. They're lovely shitholes that will make you question if humanity shouldn't just be wiped off the face of the earth. And barfights can and do happen. It all makes up the tapestry of Bangkok.
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Jul 27, 2017 11:25
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When planning an evening out in Bangkok, one should consider in advance not only whether to be the shanker or shankee, but also whether the victim/assailant is Thai, Kiwi, or Eurotrash or an Undocumented Migrant Worker. This will affect the whole course of the night from start time and business visited to number of witnesses and amount of bribe money expected.
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Jul 27, 2017 11:29
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peanut posted:When planning an evening out in Bangkok, one should consider in advance not only whether to be the shanker or shankee, but also whether the victim/assailant is Thai, Kiwi, or Eurotrash or an Undocumented Migrant Worker. This will affect the whole course of the night from start time and business visited to number of witnesses and amount of bribe money expected. Best advice in the thread honestly.
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Jul 27, 2017 11:31
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WAH, such beautiful. I want to buy. 
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Jul 27, 2017 12:02
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looks like mini turds sailing into a giant toilet being flushed
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Jul 27, 2017 12:03
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Fojar38 posted:i dont understand i thought that chinese elderly were all wise masters with long flowing beards lol'd with a mouthful of coffee at this
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Jul 27, 2017 12:05
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I wonder if designing the city to be like that has some kind of physics based repercussions where the pond in the middle becomes a massive garbage collection site moreso than the locals just dumping their crap. Galeforce wind formation etc.
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Jul 27, 2017 12:34
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very clever with maracas posted:here is a picture of great chinese hero SUN YANG, he is very famous did you know?
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Jul 27, 2017 12:36
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Collateral Damage posted:Don't they have braces in China? Its from the drugs
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Jul 27, 2017 12:38
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Can't wait for all the articles lauding the new "anti-terrorism" software included with every download of Wechat in 2020. "China is way ahead of the dumb, poopy United States. Can you believe AMERICA used to be the leaders in spying on their citizens and harassing Muslims without cause? Step aside, west, it's China's turn!"
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Jul 27, 2017 13:09
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Kharnifex posted:Its from the drugs Ice-T: "Yeah, it boosts athletic performance, but permanently disfigures your teeth. Kids are calling it Smashmouth."
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Jul 27, 2017 13:19
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Haier posted:WAH, such beautiful. I want to buy. How long before the green bits are brown or torn out and sold off?
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Jul 27, 2017 13:21
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As a city planner: this is actually terrible urban planning that makes sense to the chucklefuck drawing it on a map, but creates a very unpleasant living environment Think about it - when you're on the ground, you will have no perceptioin that youre in the middle of a beautifully designed semi-spiral. You'll just be in between row after row of lovely, overbearing towerblocks that loom way overhead and keep the playgrounds and walkways in permanent shade. There's going to be nothing to do inside these developments because they're 100% residential, but its gunna take you hours to walk from anywhere inside this development to the rest of the city. And with only a few roads connecting it to the rest of the city, it's going to become pretty isolated and inward looking - this is the sort of poo poo that turns into vertical ghettoes in Paris
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Jul 27, 2017 13:58
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Haier could walk for 9 days and still not find his way out of that place
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Jul 27, 2017 14:05
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tell me more as a planner cause I see housing and green space/belts Are you saying it needs more commerical and better road access?
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Jul 27, 2017 14:11
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very clever with maracas posted:There's going to be nothing to do inside these developments because they're 100% residential, but its gunna take you hours to walk from anywhere inside this development to the rest of the city. Actually China is pretty good in this sense, a sizeable part of those buildings will be available for commercial use, so you always have a ton of small shops, restaurants, grocery stores etc. right next door.
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Jul 27, 2017 14:13
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Darkest Auer posted:Actually China is pretty good in this sense, a sizeable part of those buildings will be available for commercial use, so you always have a ton of small shops, restaurants, grocery stores etc. right next door. also who are gonna follow zoning laws?
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Jul 27, 2017 14:19
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Tupperwarez posted:Ice-T: "Yeah, it boosts athletic performance, but permanently disfigures your teeth. Kids are calling it Smashmouth." Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
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Jul 27, 2017 14:31
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Darkest Auer posted:Actually China is pretty good in this sense, a sizeable part of those buildings will be available for commercial use, so you always have a ton of small shops, restaurants, grocery stores etc. right next door. I used to live in one of those suburban new town type developments. It is the worst. The first floor commercial spaces are all empty because nobody lives there, and walking anywhere takes loving forever because it's built entirely for cars, not humans. It was literally a 45 minute walk to go around the block once where I lived. For a Chinese person I imagine it would take days.
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Jul 27, 2017 14:46
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Ups_rail posted:tell me more as a planner cause I see housing and green space/belts Yeah it's kind of generally accepted that high rise leads to social isolation and a lovely quality of life on the ground. And scale matters - its better to have a lot of small parks which the local community uses, than a massive open space. If you design smart, you can generally get a similar density from 3-5 story walk ups around a common central court yard. But this means acknowledging that a big, easy, cheap tower building is not the best solution and that people like to have some kind of social interaction. Also on the roads - for a residential neighbourhood, you should ideally have a lot of intersections and smaller scale roads. A road that has 1km intervals between intersections is going to be a horrible place to try and get around, and will very likely become just an area that people drive through - rather than having pedestrian traffic which leads to things like restaurants, shops, cafes on the corner etc etc mobile phone shops
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Jul 27, 2017 14:51
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Grand Fromage posted:I used to live in one of those suburban new town type developments. It is the worst. The first floor commercial spaces are all empty because nobody lives there, and walking anywhere takes loving forever because it's built entirely for cars, not humans. It was literally a 45 minute walk to go around the block once where I lived. For a Chinese person I imagine it would take days. yeah this Also, in a tower block lie that, shops on the ground floor don't help much because there's unlikely to be enough pedestrian traffic to support much more than a general store. Think of the most interesting urban places you've been and they're likley to be smaller streets like a lot of people walking around, which supports a much higher density of small business
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Jul 27, 2017 14:52
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They were built with Haier in mind otherwise he would suffer from stomach bloat
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Jul 27, 2017 14:54
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"just follow the track of liquid poo poo for 3 hours and ring the bell to reach my apartment" - chinese suburb haier
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Jul 27, 2017 15:13
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Jeoh posted:"just follow the track of liquid poo poo for 3 hours and ring the bell to reach my apartment" - chinese suburb haier You are electrocuted and seriously injured by the poorly-wired bell. The homeowner surreptitiously throws you down the waste disposal chute to save face. You are crushed in the trash compactor the following morning. Play again? Y/N
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communism bitch posted:You are electrocuted and seriously injured by the poorly-wired bell. The homeowner surreptitiously throws you down the waste disposal chute to save face. You are crushed in the trash compactor the following morning. 5000 years of History in Plun'Qing: You have learned only spite.
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