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The motherfucking Fantastic Four don't appear onscreen together until 15 minutes before the movie's over, which is about two minutes before the final fight.
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Minions made a billion dollars and Trolls is getting a sequel. Trust nothing.
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Jul 28, 2017 00:18
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ImpAtom posted:No, it really isn't. It's not inept in fun or interesting ways. It's just poorly made, poorly edited, the actors are given terrible direction, the script is a mess... but somehow it doesn't even screw up in a good funny way. Kate Mara's obvious wig in scenes that happened during reshoots is so bad, it's good.
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Jul 28, 2017 00:21
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Yeah I think Boss Baby beat out Ghost in the Shell or something. Don't underestimate these cringe-inducing bottom-tier animated films. 
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Jul 28, 2017 00:26
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Minions made a billion dollars and Trolls is getting a sequel. Trolls was shockingly better than it had any right to be and absolutely deserves a sequel.
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Jul 28, 2017 00:30
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I'll watch GL over FF15 10 times out of 10. GL is a bad movie, but FF is an overall just bad idea
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Jul 28, 2017 00:33
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Minions made a billion dollars and Trolls is getting a sequel. Does a movie about emojis have the same potential for international appeal that Minions or Transformers does?
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Jul 28, 2017 00:33
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Is it, really? I don't blame Marvel for not doing any Fantastic Four stuff anymore
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Jul 28, 2017 00:37
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Minions made a billion dollars and Trolls is getting a sequel. Trolls miraculously turned out to be a good film though somehow. Not great but better than you'd expect.
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Jul 28, 2017 00:38
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BrianWilly posted:Yeah I think Boss Baby beat out Ghost in the Shell or something. Don't underestimate these cringe-inducing bottom-tier animated films. I heard that Boss Baby is filled with insane hosed up poo poo because there are no attentive eyes that are going to be overseeing a project like that. I'm still not sure if I'm being messed with.
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Jul 28, 2017 01:06
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Minions made a billion dollars and Trolls is getting a sequel. Trolls is getting a sequel mostly on the merits of Trolls 2's stars, the McElroy Brothers.
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Jul 28, 2017 01:27
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Roth posted:I don't blame Marvel for not doing any Fantastic Four stuff anymore
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Jul 28, 2017 01:51
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BiggerBoat posted:Well poo poo. If FF15 is several degrees worse than Green loving Lantern I can't even fathom it. Is FF15 one of those so bad it's good deals? Doesn't sound like it. It's unmitigated garbage. loving awful garbage. Don't even toy about maybe watching this for the durr hurr so bad it's good so bad it's awful factor because you will not come out satisfied in any way. Don't you loving watch it
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Jul 28, 2017 02:14
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Phylodox posted:Trolls was shockingly better than it had any right to be and absolutely deserves a sequel. I haven't watched it yet but I saw the music video for the one good song it has and the monsters/animals all being felt animals tickles me pink and I understand the moral of the movie is life is scary and awful and lovely and that's ok you just have to learn how to deal with it, and no sarcasm that is the most perfect message a children's movie should have
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Jul 28, 2017 02:18
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Calaveron posted:I haven't watched it yet but I saw the music video for the one good song it has and the monsters/animals all being felt animals tickles me pink and I understand the moral of the movie is life is scary and awful and lovely and that's ok you just have to learn how to deal with it, and no sarcasm that is the most perfect message a children's movie should have I would add that part of the message is "drugs can help you deal with how lovely life is, but you can learn how to cope without them". Not even should. Just can.
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Jul 28, 2017 02:57
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I have no idea why they felt the need to change one of the most well known battlecries into a result of childhood abuse.
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Jul 28, 2017 03:16
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Fantastic four is worth watching for the education on how a studio having no faith in a project fucks it up through meddling.
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Jul 28, 2017 03:54
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CelticPredator posted:Fantastic four is worth watching for the education on how a studio having no faith in a project fucks it up through meddling. That's assuming it would have been a good film without studio interference, a thing that isn't supported by any evidence. Fantastic Four is a dull, stilted slog long before it careens off the rails in the third act.
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Jul 28, 2017 04:03
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twistedmentat posted:I have no idea why they felt the need to change one of the most well known battlecries into a result of childhood abuse. for a second I thought this was "Kiteman. Hell yeah."
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Jul 28, 2017 04:37
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Sgt. Politeness posted:Daredevil is my least favorite superhero movie of all time. I haven't seen Catwoman, Elektra, DD director's cut, or Ghost Rider 2 but otherwise I think I'm caught up. FF15 is mine, then Man-Thing, then Elektra, then The Hulk, Captain America 1991, Swamp Thing,... Catwoman and DD 2004 are fairly high up in comparison.
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Jul 28, 2017 05:26
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Remember Hasselhoff Fury and that JLA movie that was a pilot for a JLA sitcom
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Jul 28, 2017 05:31
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twistedmentat posted:I have no idea why they felt the need to change one of the most well known battlecries into a result of childhood abuse. Wasn't the original plot going to be Ben's older brother sexually abusing him? Or was that just BSS bullshit?
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Jul 28, 2017 05:59
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Calaveron posted:I haven't watched it yet but I saw the music video for the one good song it has and the monsters/animals all being felt animals tickles me pink and I understand the moral of the movie is life is scary and awful and lovely and that's ok you just have to learn how to deal with it, and no sarcasm that is the most perfect message a children's movie should have Hello, hopping in from the animation thread to say that Trolls is really good and you should all watch it. You're probably thinking "how would it be possible for a movie about the loving Troll dolls, with the gem bellybuttons and big hair, to actually be good"? Just trust me and watch it. This has nothing to do with comic books but I'm sure there was a trolls comic in some magazine advertisement at some point.
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Macaluso posted:Hello, hopping in from the animation thread to say that Trolls is really good and you should all watch it. You're probably thinking "how would it be possible for a movie about the loving Troll dolls, with the gem bellybuttons and big hair, to actually be good"? Just trust me and watch it. This has nothing to do with comic books but I'm sure there was a trolls comic in some magazine advertisement at some point. The animation megathread's where I watched the video from and read about the moral my friend and then I got weirded out by some posts in it and stopped reading. Is trolls in US netflix?
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Jul 28, 2017 06:25
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Phylodox posted:That's assuming it would have been a good film without studio interference, a thing that isn't supported by any evidence. Fantastic Four is a dull, stilted slog long before it careens off the rails in the third act. The first half is neat. It's straight up a Chronenberg movie. Maybe isn't what comic fans want, but I dont give a poo poo about their needs tbh.
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Jul 28, 2017 06:36
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CelticPredator posted:The first half is neat. It's straight up a Chronenberg movie. Maybe isn't what comic fans want, but I dont give a poo poo about their needs tbh. Cronenberg movies are good, though, with compelling, idiosyncratic characters and bizarre situations. Everything about Fantastic Four is dull and rote right from the beginning except maybe for the main characters immediately discovering their powers, and even that is some weak sauce. Nothing about the movie is striking or memorable in any way.
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Jul 28, 2017 06:43
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Is it, really? Oh god how do they deal with the fact that the villain is named Doctor Doom? I feel like they call him something else. I should dig this up and give it a watch for laughs.
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Jul 28, 2017 09:34
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Victor makes a snide remark and Kate Mara remarks "check out Dr. Doom here." Hilarious.
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:FF15 is mine, then Man-Thing, then Elektra, then The Hulk, Captain America 1991, Swamp Thing,... Catwoman and DD 2004 are fairly high up in comparison.
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Jul 28, 2017 12:36
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Still can't believe Doom's outfit was a melted trash bag
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Jul 28, 2017 12:54
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Michael B Jordan is a pretty good Johnny and really should have been the main character.
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Jul 28, 2017 12:59
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CelticPredator posted:The first half is neat. It's straight up a Chronenberg movie. Maybe isn't what comic fans want, but I dont give a poo poo about their needs tbh. About 15 minutes is like that. Most of the first half is a bad Friday Night Lights episode. Season 2.
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I was with it until the "One Year Later" title card.It looked pretty good too. Really nice cinematography. Also about that ending, there's no way Trank filmed that. That poo poo is basic as gently caress. It looks like it was done in a few hours.
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Strike a deal with Fox to share F4 like Spiderman and have Doom in a Dr. Strange team up movie version of Triumph and Torment please.
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Jul 28, 2017 14:34
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Didn't Trank have a breakdown and live in a tent on set before the meddling started?
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Jul 28, 2017 16:27
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Electromax posted:Strike a deal with Fox to share F4 like Spiderman and have Doom in a Dr. Strange team up movie version of Triumph and Torment please. Honestly, I'd be happy enough if they did it with Strange and Loki.
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MacheteZombie posted:Didn't Trank have a breakdown and live in a tent on set before the meddling started? He locked himself in his trailer for two weeks, smoked pot, and refused to come on-set. The studio took away his trailer and rental house, then he set up a tent on set and refused to come out. They stopped production for two weeks and then a producer from Fox finished the movie.
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Jul 28, 2017 16:48
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:He locked himself in his trailer for two weeks, smoked pot, and refused to come on-set. So it was always going to fail
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Jul 28, 2017 17:01
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:He locked himself in his trailer for two weeks, smoked pot, and refused to come on-set. He also trashed the rental house.
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