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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

https://youtu.be/l2KvHfxPNK4

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Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
That game with the paid achievement? It's getting kicked off Steam. But the dude raised the price to $199.99.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Humphreys posted:

How awful is 'House Party'? http://steamcommunity.com/app/611790
Not sure if I wanna drop the $15 for it and if it is 'hilarious bad' I will but if it is unplayable I just cannot justify it.

That seems to be a straight up porn game. I wonder how long until Valve wises up and takes it down.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Yeah that video is terrible.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I didn't watch much of it but assumed it shows if the game is the fun type of bad

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Rectus posted:

That seems to be a straight up porn game. I wonder how long until Valve wises up and takes it down.

Never? Porn anime games have been up for years. As for the quality, it's bad. Giant Bomb played a few minutes and several YouTubers have and it is literally Cinemax Porno: The Game.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Never? Porn anime games have been up for years. As for the quality, it's bad. Giant Bomb played a few minutes and several YouTubers have and it is literally Cinemax Porno: The Game.

I don't think they've allowed anything fully explicit before. The anime games seem to have the naughty parts in separate nude patches.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The Void was the first steam game with nudity I think. But that's not a porn game.

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.

Rectus posted:

I don't think they've allowed anything fully explicit before. The anime games seem to have the naughty parts in separate nude patches.

Ladykiller in a Bind had explicit sex scenes with full on-screen nudity, no patch required. Valve's guidelines on this kind of thing seem to be a bit of a moving target.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Thuryl posted:

Ladykiller in a Bind had explicit sex scenes with full on-screen nudity, no patch required. Valve's guidelines on this kind of thing seem to be a bit of a moving target.

looked it up thinking it was a noir game... it wasnt :cry:

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

lol at that reaction to ladykiller in a bind

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

Humphreys posted:

How awful is 'House Party'? http://steamcommunity.com/app/611790
Not sure if I wanna drop the $15 for it and if it is 'hilarious bad' I will but if it is unplayable I just cannot justify it.
I'm still waiting for Kragger's review :colbert:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Fart of Presto posted:

I'm still waiting for Kragger's review :colbert:

:same:

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
House Party? SA, please. Here's my GOTY: http://store.steampowered.com/app/660180/Seduction/

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
I'm not sure if it still needs to be said, but I need to say this about House Party. There are sisters, one named Ashley and the other Madison. There's a dude who's straight edge, and what that means is he wants to kick the poo poo out of anyone who has a drink in their hand. There is a button to toggle if you want to whip your dick out, and another if you want to start jerking it.

It is a game I kinda want to play while also never wanting to give anyone money for it.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Noted Totally Good Game Postal 2 has a "take your dick out" button. And another to piss. And one to give the finger, and one to kick people / things. I want more games to have these features, honestly. I got a middle finger button for New Vegas but boy I sure want that kick.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Light Gun Man posted:

Noted Totally Good Game Postal 2 has a "take your dick out" button. And another to piss. And one to give the finger, and one to kick people / things. I want more games to have these features, honestly. I got a middle finger button for New Vegas but boy I sure want that kick.


SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Blood Dragon has a give the finger button

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
See, more good games than bad games have these features. Should become industry standard.

pairofdimes
May 20, 2001

blehhh
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand has a dedicated swearing button with more phrases purchasable with in-game currency.

OxMan
May 13, 2006

COME SEE
GRAVE DIGGER
LIVE AT MONSTER TRUCK JAM 2KXX



Not sure if there's a more general PC game thread this should go in but after 5 years of not having a computer i got an older laptop (i7 26..70? 12gb ram and 560ti) and was wondering about recommendations of PC exclusive stuff in the last 5 years, preferably on the lower end of system requirements.

aba
Oct 2, 2013

OxMan posted:

Not sure if there's a more general PC game thread this should go in but after 5 years of not having a computer i got an older laptop (i7 26..70? 12gb ram and 560ti) and was wondering about recommendations of PC exclusive stuff in the last 5 years, preferably on the lower end of system requirements.

You want this thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3651576. This is a thread about awful games. Like really, genuinely bad games.

Can't we a get a thread name change? This is like to tenth time somebody mistook this thread for the real one.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I guess they could add a "Seriously" in front of Awful and drop "Steam" to minimize confusion or not paying attention errors.

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler
Or just change "Awful" to "terrible".

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

AG3 posted:

Or just change "Awful" to "terrible".

yes, this would do

heckyeahpathy
Jul 25, 2013
My Steam has started making GBS threads the bed after the most recent Windows Update. It'll run fine for the first 30 seconds or so but then becomes super unresponsive (it takes about 20-30 seconds for a scroll or click to register). Tried a fresh install, same problem. Anyone know what's up here?

EDIT: meant to post this in the general Steam thread, not here. Sorry!

heckyeahpathy fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jul 24, 2017

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Change the title to This is not the Steam Thread

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Counterpoint: Change the title to Steam games are awful

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Yo we talking about "really, genuinely bad games" with swear buttons can't forget the king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoyGUcXepc

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Great name change!

I'll celebrate by pointing out a horse racing game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/655610/Horse_Racing_2016/

It features a UI made with old Paint.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Jamfrost posted:

Great name change!

I'll celebrate by pointing out a horse racing game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/655610/Horse_Racing_2016/

It features a UI made with old Paint.
"Horse Racing 2016 is most Fabulous and Entertaining Game for Everyone"

No reviews since Oct 21, 2016.

The developer has another game coming out in August
"Dark Mystery is a Puzzled Platformer Game"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Gynophobia
fast game with modern day graphics with easy controls that moves from location A to B to C and so on.

good game.

Hats Wouldnt Fly
Feb 9, 2010

.
Redfont is my hero.

heckyeahpathy posted:

My Steam has started making GBS threads the bed after the most recent Windows Update. It'll run fine for the first 30 seconds or so but then becomes super unresponsive (it takes about 20-30 seconds for a scroll or click to register). Tried a fresh install, same problem. Anyone know what's up here?

EDIT: meant to post this in the general Steam thread, not here. Sorry!

I know wrong thread and all, but run as administrator and it'll work just fine.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Hey, that House Party porn game has been removed so I guess that's good I guess.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Hey, that House Party porn game has been removed so I guess that's good I guess.

Censorship is always bad

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

StrixNebulosa posted:

Censorship is always bad

Does Valve have policies about "pornographic content" that they're just enacting? Because I think if the developer went in knowing that Valve wasn't cool with that sort of content it's not really censorship, it's just them enforcing their policies.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

StrixNebulosa posted:

Censorship is always bad

Normally I'd agree but since Steam is in bad need of quality control/filtering.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Its also not censorship. Its an individual refusing to sell/promote a product because its against their interest. Steam isnt making them remove the porn, they just wont sell porn.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

FoolyCharged posted:

Its also not censorship. Its an individual refusing to sell/promote a product because its against their interest. Steam isnt making them remove the porn, they just wont sell porn.

Except they sell a ton of porn visual novels.

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Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/671630/STRIPPER_ANYA_DEMON_SLAYER/ :nms: :nws:

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