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Mel Mudkiper posted:You’re in a hospital walking along the halls when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a sick man, crawling toward you. You reach down, you take the man's health insurance. The man lays on his back, his body dying of treatible illness, waving its arms trying to recover, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that? I'm sure he also has a huge erection in this scenario. It's the only way he can get aroused now, stealing people's healthcare and killing them.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:they don't even go to Mars in the remake They didn't even get their rear end to Mars?!?!?
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Jul 28, 2017 17:47
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Its Rinaldo posted:They didn't even get their rear end to Mars?!?!? They replaced Mars with Australia
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Mel Mudkiper posted:They replaced Mars with Australia Same thing.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:They replaced Mars with Australia Well...I mean...yeah I can see that.
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pubic works project posted:Same thing. Mars easier to survive in
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Jul 28, 2017 17:50
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Also they get there with an elevator that goes through the core of the earth
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Jul 28, 2017 17:51
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Also they get there with an elevator that goes through the core of the earth somewhat related http://www.idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm
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Jul 28, 2017 17:53
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It'd be acceptable if a Drop bear jumped the main character, bit him and then he started doing that Arnold on the surface of mars freakout.
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Its Rinaldo posted:Kate Beckinsale. Jessical Biel? Never saw the movie but this is like 2/3 of my hall pass trifecta
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Jul 28, 2017 18:03
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i made a thing http://vmashup.com/1IWP5rmA
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weird Asian candy posted:Never saw the movie but this is like 2/3 of my hall pass trifecta the other 1/3 ?
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weird Asian candy posted:Never saw the movie but this is like 2/3 of my hall pass trifecta Who's the 3rd?
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Jul 28, 2017 18:07
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pubic works project posted:Who's the 3rd? Michael Sheen.
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Ehud posted:the other 1/3 ? pubic works project posted:Who's the 3rd? Your mothers lmao
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Jul 28, 2017 18:10
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Just kidding, it's Blake Lively
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Jul 28, 2017 18:11
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Post your hall pass lists, gentlemen (and ladies if we have any here)! Mine: 1. Sofia Vergara 2. Lily from AT&T (she's gotta be wearing her uniform) 3. Kat Dennings 4. Emma Stone (with red hair) 5. Tina Fey
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Jul 28, 2017 18:11
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Sour Diesel posted:i made a thing True confessions, I the last Metal Gear I played was Metal Gear Solid 2
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pubic works project posted:Post your hall pass lists, gentlemen (and ladies if we have any here)! That's a good list. For athletes, Alex Morgan, Allison Stokke and Hope Solo are def top 3 for me. On a side note, just googling female soccer players and wow...some fine rear end women playing soccer. Volleyball is always where it's at, especially beach volleyball, but soccer is representin!
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Jul 28, 2017 18:16
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Anna Kendrick and she gets Chris Evans. (Also I get Chris Evans)
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Jul 28, 2017 18:17
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weird Asian candy posted:That's a good list. For athletes, Alex Morgan, Allison Stokke and Hope Solo are def top 3 for me. College softball players are really hot too. Really though I just want the Willaims' sisters to make me into an Oreo.
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Jul 28, 2017 18:20
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I do not know what a hall pass list is
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I do not know what a hall pass list is
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I do not know what a hall pass list is Celebrities your S.O. lets you gently caress in the completely unlikely scenario you have the opportunity.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I do not know what a hall pass list is A list of celebs you and your significant other have an agreement on if in the impossible situation you have the chance to bang them, you are allowed that infidelity
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Jul 28, 2017 18:23
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hall pass list Ryan Tannehill Tebow
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I do not know what a hall pass list is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF9CPtD_UsI
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Jul 28, 2017 18:24
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If it annoys you when a girl brings this up you can ensure she never does it again by pretending the male celebrity is super hot to you and you'd definitely be down but you'd have to watch.
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Jul 28, 2017 18:24
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Garfunkel & Oates
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Ehud posted:hall pass list List of celebs only Kalli posted:Garfunkel & Oates No way, they don't like my friend Steve.
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Its Rinaldo posted:List of celebs only I prefer men with strong arms anyway, who's 3rd, Alex Smith?
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Kalli posted:Garfunkel & Oates
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Jul 28, 2017 18:28
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Yeah right like any 3d woman could ever tempt me away from Makoto-chan
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Ehud posted:hall pass list Print the pass!
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:If it annoys you when a girl brings this up you can ensure she never does it again by pretending the male celebrity is super hot to you and you'd definitely be down but you'd have to watch. Lol if making your significant other watch isn't part of the deal.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:If it annoys you when a girl brings this up you can ensure she never does it again by pretending the male celebrity is super hot to you and you'd definitely be down but you'd have to watch. Nah, what you do is she lists 3 movie stars and you respond with "your sister, your mother, your aunt." Or if she's got a hot best friend swap that in for one of the others.
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Or when she constantly brings up someone like Chris Pratt and how hot he is, you just wait until your celebrity crush is on TV and then you just whip your dick out and masturbate furiously to the TV. She's been so shocked that she'll either break up with you or never bring up Chris Pratt again. Problem solved.
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pubic works project posted:Or when she constantly brings up someone like Chris Pratt and how hot he is, you just wait until your celebrity crush is on TV and then you just whip your dick out and masturbate furiously to the TV. She's been so shocked that she'll either break up with you or never bring up Chris Pratt again. Problem solved. You sound... frustrated.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:You sound... frustrated. Yeah it's been awhile since I've seen Lily from AT&T on TV...
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I did like that episode of Entourage where he hooks up with a girl at a bookstore, thinks they have an amazing connection, only to find out she has a boyfriend, but he was on her list.
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