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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The 90s also had the greatest video game box art.

Example

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

The 90s also had the greatest video game box art.

Example



Were there space hillbillies playing space banjos in this game?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Were there space hillbillies playing space banjos in this game?

Not a single one.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

Not a single one.

drat, I want a space hillbilly game

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I was so loving pissed at that game. I kept on waiting for the banjo man to show up. Is he in the opening cutscene? Is he a support character? Is he the final boss? Do I turn out to be him all along at the end? No, he's not loving in there at all! I bought it for the banjo man, they knew I bought it for the banjo man, they sold it entirely on the prospect of the loving banjo man.

There's not even any banjo in the soundtrack.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Maybe we should kickstarter a game about space hillbillies and just laugh our way to the bank instead

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Iron Crowned posted:

drat, I want a space hillbilly game

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

More like

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
We should make a game about banjo playing hillbillies that has a picture of a space ship on the cover.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Fil5000 posted:

We had a laserdisc player back in the early 80s, and I think you generally had to only flip the disc once about halfway through. Mind you, we only had three movies (Star Wars, Airplane! and Raise the Titanic), and I was only allowed to watch one of them, so I could be wrong.

Yeah that was pretty common for LaserDisc iirc. Still though once is too many times :argh:

I remember renting something that came on two VHS tapes. I think it was Stephen King's Rose Red. I also remember watching Titanic in the theater and having a ten minute wait while they changed the reels halfway through or so.

quote:

space hillbilly banjos

This is the only thing that comes to mind upon hearing those words together (possible seizure warning?):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvR3AobR0E

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Mak0rz posted:

Yeah that was pretty common for LaserDisc iirc. Still though once is too many times :argh:

My Laserdisc player flips the read head automatically :smugdog:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Pham Nuwen posted:

My Laserdisc player flips the read head automatically :smugdog:

True 80's top-shelf tech would flip the disc.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
True 80's ULTRA Top-Shelf tech would keep the disc upright, and flip the entire player over around it.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
An even bigger laserdisc that contained and played the smaller laserdisc held inside.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Lord of the Rings Extended Edition comes on 2 dvds and you have to swap the discs halfway through the movie.

Which is a handy break to allow you to call your friends and family and let them know you are still alive and not missing.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Mak0rz posted:



This is the only thing that comes to mind upon hearing those words together (possible seizure warning?):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvR3AobR0E

lol love me some Earthworm Jim. Good poo poo.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

RandomFerret posted:

I was so loving pissed at that game. I kept on waiting for the banjo man to show up. Is he in the opening cutscene? Is he a support character? Is he the final boss? Do I turn out to be him all along at the end? No, he's not loving in there at all! I bought it for the banjo man, they knew I bought it for the banjo man, they sold it entirely on the prospect of the loving banjo man.

There's not even any banjo in the soundtrack.

IIRC that was the whole point. They knew there was nothing special about the game, so they put a banjo dude on the cover to get some sales from the sheer weirdness of it.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

RandomFerret posted:

I was so loving pissed at that game. I kept on waiting for the banjo man to show up. Is he in the opening cutscene? Is he a support character? Is he the final boss? Do I turn out to be him all along at the end? No, he's not loving in there at all! I bought it for the banjo man, they knew I bought it for the banjo man, they sold it entirely on the prospect of the loving banjo man.

There's not even any banjo in the soundtrack.

I wish I could find the commercial that advertised the game. Banjo Man was heavily featured and the banjo was the background music.

It also favored heavily into why I bought a used copy of this game years later.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Iron Crowned posted:

drat, I want a space hillbilly game

The game you're looking for is Space Station 13, you can make all the bathtub methshine you could ever want.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
The cover even looks like it has an actual X-Wing on there.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Randaconda posted:

The 90s also had the greatest video game box art.

Example



I wanted to play this game so bad, just to see what it was about, and I was so disappointed when I found out.

Mak0rz posted:

Yeah that was pretty common for LaserDisc iirc. Still though once is too many times :argh:

I remember renting something that came on two VHS tapes. I think it was Stephen King's Rose Red. I also remember watching Titanic in the theater and having a ten minute wait while they changed the reels halfway through or so.

I'm pretty sure The Green Mile was on 2 VHS tapes when it came out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A Pinball Wizard posted:

I'm pretty sure The Green Mile was on 2 VHS tapes when it came out.
So was Titanic and the 60s Dr. Doolittle.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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A Pinball Wizard posted:

I'm pretty sure The Green Mile was on 2 VHS tapes when it came out.

Probably. Rose Red was a whopping four hours and 15 minutes long. Titanic clocks in at 3:15 and The Green Mile just a few minutes less than that. The standard length of a VHS tape recorded for NTSC displays was only about four hours.

You can easily get longer times than that out of a single VHS, but that requires thinner (and thus more fragile and susceptible to jamming) tape and slower recording speeds that result in fewer frames per second of film and there was no way in hell they'd use tapes like that for rentals, especially huge blockbuster smash hits like Titanic and The Green Mile.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Natural Born Killers special edition came on two VHS tapes. One had the movie. The other had the same movie again with commentary. It cost $80.

Edit: also when DVD players were super slow, Memento released on two discs just so they could add a special edition of the movie in chronological order without having to rely on chapter skip.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Natural Born Killers special edition came on two VHS tapes. One had the movie. The other had the same movie again with commentary.

Edit: also when DVD players were super slow, Memento released on two discs just so they could add a special edition of the movie in chronological order without having to rely on chapter skip.

I dont remember this as being a separate disc, but I remember it being a hidden feature on the dvd along with the other hidden menus and options you could root around for so maybe the second release added that who mini arg to it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Barudak posted:

I dont remember this as being a separate disc, but I remember it being a hidden feature on the dvd along with the other hidden menus and options you could root around for so maybe the second release added that who mini arg to it.

drat that was a cool movie. Really got to watch it again.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Casimir Radon posted:

So was Titanic and the 60s Dr. Doolittle.

Dr. Zhivago and Ice Station Zebra too.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
As well as the Stand and IT.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I worked at a video rental store (remember those?) back in the 90s, and those two-tape movies were always a pain. We had to velcro two tape boxes together, so they stood out all weird on the shelf. People didn't understand that it was two tapes per movie, so they'd unvelcro them and bring up only one tape to the checkout and we'd have to send them chasing back. (Or occasionally a new employee wouldn't recognize the movie and would check them out with just the one tape, and they'd call up all mad when they found they didn't have the whole movie.) The double boxes wouldn't fit through the return slot so they'd have to split them, and we'd get to play the fun game of matching up the halves from the big bin of tapes. And of course no one ever rewound tape number one -- hey, they were in the middle of the movie, they didn't want to take the time right then, and by the time the movie was over they'd forgotten all about it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The rental stores around here charged 50 cents to your account if you didn't rewind them.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
I was always bitter I never got the fabled video store job as a teenager. None of them were really hiring where I was and I'm a massive cinephile.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Skoll posted:

I was always bitter I never got the fabled video store job as a teenager. None of them were really hiring where I was and I'm a massive cinephile.

They probably just weren't hiring you.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Nah, I had gotten way better jobs than Blockbuster as a teenager. I just wanted free rentals.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I'm sorry I never worked at a run down independent theater managed by an aging yet still passionate horror movie buff in the early half of the 1990s

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
My first job in high school was running the projectors at a fourplex from summer 2003 to summer 2004.

I got into movies for free and so did my parents. My sister was technically not supposed to get into shows for free but she usually dis if she was with me. I got two free movie paases every two weeks with my paycheck, so I usually had a friend to take to a show every week. I also got free pop and popcorn. The Pepsi was like pure syrup from the bib and it has been unchanged to this day.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Buca di Bepis posted:

I'm sorry I never worked at a run down independent theater managed by an aging yet still passionate horror movie buff in the early half of the 1990s

This sounds like a King Missile song.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

As well as the Stand and IT.

The stand was 4 VHS I think.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Barudak posted:

I dont remember this as being a separate disc, but I remember it being a hidden feature on the dvd along with the other hidden menus and options you could root around for so maybe the second release added that who mini arg to it.

Yeah it was a code you had to enter on the special features dvd, which otherwise only contained like 35 minutes of content iirc.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Plinkey posted:

The stand was 4 VHS I think.

That's because it was a four-part made for TV movie series. Each was about 90 minutes long I think. Some Gary Sinise's early work.

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Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
Speaking of VHS, let's have a look at a 17 year old thread on Ars Technica where they ponder if DVD will ever replace VHS:

https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?t=1073494

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