What's up with Goofy?

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's up with Goofy?

nullEntityRNG: Jun 23, 2010; Mostly pseudo-random.

Pththya-lyi posted:

Mickey Mouse: I didn't say Minnie was crazy...

...I said she was loving Goofy.

Oh hohohohohoh I get this jape. It's a wordplay on the character goofy being incorrectly associated with the adjective goofy as crazy, so the confusion results of a hilarious statement rather than a serious adulterous action that ruins Micky's marriage. Funny

# ? Jul 28, 2017 20:55

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:16

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Maldoror posted:

Goofy is actually a girl. Because, girls are goofy.

Get it?

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. I'll give you time to explain before I hit that "report" button, because I know mercy...

# ? Jul 28, 2017 20:58

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

clearly a knockoff

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:00

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i like that posted:

Wasn't Goofy was some kind of black guy?

Your thinking of daffy duck

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:01

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

nullEntityRNG posted:

Oh hohohohohoh I get this jape. It's a wordplay on the character goofy being incorrectly associated with the adjective goofy as crazy, so the confusion results of a hilarious statement rather than a serious adulterous action that ruins Micky's marriage. Funny

Mickey has never married Minnie. He's been stringing her along for almost 90 years and he still won't put a ring on it. No wonder she sought comfort in the arms of another

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:02

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

if you arrange still images from the goofy christmas special in a certain order it looks like goofy killed his wife and then went completely insane and murdered the neighbors in the night

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:25

Sammich: Sep 30, 2012; I mean, what else am I gonna do? I sit up here and I read the labels. Light goes on... Light goes off... That's pretty much my day.

I havent seen stand by me, whats a goofy

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:30

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Pththya-lyi posted:

Mickey has never married Minnie. He's been stringing her along for almost 90 years and he still won't put a ring on it. No wonder she sought comfort in the arms of another

Daffy's duck girl was also neglected romantically and got hers on the side

Wikipedia posted:

In The Henpecked Duck (1941), Daffy is unhappily married to his dominant wife, Mrs. Daffy Duck, who appears identical to her husband but with a brimmed hat and a skirt. She seeks a divorce from him in the court of Judge Porky Pig as he lost their egg after commanding him to sit on it. In the end, however, Daffy proves the egg is not lost and it hatches into a small black duckling named Junior who ends the cartoon by dismissing the case.

Finally, in Quackodile Tears (1962), Daffy is once again married to a fairly dominant wife, nicknamed Honey Bunch, who forces Daffy to sit on their egg (similar to the scenario in The Henpecked Duck). She also appears very similar to Daffy, but wears a pink skirt and bonnet. In the end, the egg hatches into a black duckling but Daffy had, in the course of the short, lost the unhatched egg in the middle of an alligator's nest of eggs.

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:44

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Putty posted:

Your thinking of daffy duck

^Please see above. I have receipts. Goofy is smarter than he puts on. 'Dominant wives' seems key.

i like that fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jul 28, 2017

# ? Jul 28, 2017 21:46

murex: Apr 30, 2009; by Lowtax

# ? Jul 28, 2017 22:11

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

eh behbeh

wanna ride my 7 inch goofy stick

# ? Jul 29, 2017 05:12

NObodyNOWHERE: Apr 24, 2007; Now we are all sons of bitches.; Hell Gem

Goofy is the second best Disney character due entirely to this sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

loving hell, it's so loving funny. It's like Yakkity-Sax. You can put it over any video of something terrible happening and it instantly becomes hilarious.

NObodyNOWHERE fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Jul 29, 2017

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:20

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

friendo posted:

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:37

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:41

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

Dude, Goofy got himself some in the second Goofy movie when Max goes to college. Get your facts straight son

:goonsay:

E: gently caress you you made me think of that movie

A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Jul 29, 2017

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:45

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

Goofy's got a steamboat willie

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:48

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Gwaaarsh

# ? Jul 29, 2017 06:55

Mermaid Autopsy: Jun 9, 2001

Pluto is Mickey's slave OP

slavery is still A-OK in Mouseton, a confederate enclave

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:03

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

I always thought they lived in Detroit

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:06

Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

Goofy is a male negro

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:08

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:08

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Gooby pls

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:15

Dogmeat: Jun 20, 2003; Woof!

Did the world ever give him a living?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:47

pork steaks: May 30, 2017; a lovely boy

Kharnifex posted:

Gwaaarsh

when i close my eyes i see this man

# ? Jul 29, 2017 07:52

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 08:39

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:24

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Jul 29, 2017 09:31

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

There's a goofy and gallant joke in all of this nightmare imagery

# ? Jul 29, 2017 10:26

realbez: Mar 23, 2005; Fun Shoe

FlimFlam Imam posted:

This is a Goofy thread.

hell yeah

# ? Jul 29, 2017 10:36

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I think he's a widower?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 10:54

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Goofy is to Pluto what man is to bonobos, OP.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 12:41

Bimmi: Nov 8, 2009; someday
but not today

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

This is your answer right here, OP.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 12:58

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

# ? Jul 29, 2017 13:06

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Regarding Goof Troop.

Did Goofy's wife/Max's mum die, or did she divorce Goofy?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 13:13

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

In goof troop Goofy's wife is said to have passed away, circumstances unstated. She actually appears in pre-Goof Troop goofy cartoons but she is always obscured like the neighbour in home improvement. There are recurring jokes about her being a bad driver so she probably goofed while driving.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 13:51

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Are Americans aware that Goofy sometimes eats super peanuts and becomes Super-Goofy? Pretty sure that's a thing from the European comics.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 14:04

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Goofy resembles an anthropomorphicdog, but he is more specifically, a "goof". He was originaly created as a human character with the name "Dippy Dawg" in later cartoons his name changed to G.G. ... Pluto is a non anthropomorphic dog, and thus has no human characteristics. The same goes for Minnie's cat, Figaro.

Isn't Figaro the name of the cat in Pinocchio?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 14:24