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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


skaboomizzy posted:

eeeeyyyyyy, my wife's leavin' me over here!

eyyyy fuggadaboudit badabing badaboom pissssssssssssssssss

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
owned lol

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

sandoz posted:

yeah and white people don't give a poo poo about stories like this, even if they happen to their neighbors

all a republican has to do is say "I don't appreciate your ANTI-COP rhetoric" and smirk trumply

coughcrackcough

if it happens to them, they care

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh I'm sure this narrative will go good places

It's just a matter of time before he dials up some random reporter and calls his soon to be ex wife a loopy broad or something.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
looch: yeah that's really right i call my dick naked ambition its too much for any lady to handles eyyy

*punches juke box,, 2 Minutes of Silence record plays*

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

mormonpartyboat posted:

us v cruikshank should be taught in elementary school and america rightly pointed out as the villain

tbf American schools teaching literally anything about the reconstruction would be a big step up

as I recall it basically goes directly from Lincoln being shot to the spanish-american war, pay no mind to the void half-century where all the racism happened

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

skaboomizzy posted:

eeeeyyyyyy, my wife's leavin' me over here!

I was going to go with "she's walkin here"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

"i cast dentistry"
"you have a wild surge"

pls dont make me restart my BG1/2 game and roll a Wild Mage pls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57oZO8lSMo

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Da Mooch is no longer getting Smooched

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Mrs. Mooch.
Mrs. Da Mooches
Moochs.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lol this country sucks so bad

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Rah! posted:

eyyyy fuggadaboudit badabing badaboom pissssssssssssssssss

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Zyla posted:

and thats when i didnt bother pressing charges because that was my warm reception into the world of law enforcement

dang :smith:

gently caress the police

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

GobiasIndustries posted:

Da Mooch is no longer getting Smooched

lol he's swimming in whores

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

pls dont make me restart my BG1/2 game and roll a Wild Mage pls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57oZO8lSMo

i recently started one as a gnome illusionist/cleric

it owns

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

how much coke is mooch doing a day

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



you got my hopes up, I really want that badge

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
ex-wife: can't smooch the mooch

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

life comes at u fast

wife goes from u fast too it seems lmao

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

if my hsubandn turned out to be a trump impersonator i'd file for divorce as well

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
maybe after the end of a war

don't appoint generals who have been through the wringer to further stabilize regions and crush dissenters with flared up wrong and lovely sentiments to harbor for generations and are seeking to undermine and exploit in other areas of american society

my controversial opinion

im lookin at you Grant and Eisenhower, warning us about the repercussions weren't enough, you should've prevented them tia

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

lol this country sucks so bad

Yea and it owns

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
god drat how does every day own so hard

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the mooch is going to seduce the huck

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I wonder if the mooch is gonna look up trumps Russian piss hookers

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
"beautiful" "blonde" "wife"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Kurtofan posted:

the mooch is going to seduce the huck

they'll have cute italian innsmouth babies

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i like intelligent southern accents, they sound pleasant and warm instead of obnoxious and slurry

plus he reminds me of my old 8th grade history teacher who was the best :unsmith:

i will give this a go soon, seen :hai:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

country more like cuntry cuz its full of cunts*

*this insult is intended to be gender neutral

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Which Republican leader was it who actually got on their knees and begged for them to pass it like on the second try?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

euphronius posted:

how much coke is mooch doing a day

yes

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
gonna be a wild night at the Bada Bing bar tonight

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Is The Mooch beggin his wife for forgiveness like a gabagoooool.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3zI_3IcLwQ

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Philthy posted:

when do we get to see Trump run on stage at a rally completely naked flinging his poo poo everywhere

one month?

two?

it's gotta be pretty close, his mind is deteriorating so fast

It'll be some time in 2019 soon after his 'presidency' devolves into one perpetual fundraiser+rally+BBQ. It's already just endless mindless chanting of slogans proclaiming everything he's going to do with the inability to accomplish anything, so eventually they'll just stop pretending.




At some point (circa 2033) they'll turn magaism into an official religion for tax exemptions.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

fits my needs posted:

everyone involved in your story sounds like a moron. what's the point of converting if he's not marrying her? lol

He definitely intends to, and I'm pretty sure she's cool with it and also an atheist who is Muslim for reasons of conflict aversion

They're both doing their residency for their MDs right now, the only moron in my story is the storyteller

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/891038014314598400

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/891038014314598400

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Thom and the Heads posted:

"beautiful" "blonde" "wife"

She's pretty, I like unconventional noses

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

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