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canepazzo
May 29, 2006



So wait who's at Homeland Security now?

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Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Hhhhoooolllllyyyyyy poo poo that was fast.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/891038014314598400

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I'm excited for our replacement head of DHS, Joe Arpaio

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



canepazzo posted:

So wait who's at Homeland Security now?

No one for several months

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I really like the Trump is going to use Kelly as a prop to show how pro military he is at the same time he disregards everything Kelly tells him

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Spaced God posted:

I'm excited for our replacement head of DHS, Joe Arpaio

This makes sense on the surface but trump hires the worst people for every position so I expect him to hire the re-animated bloated corpse of Bin Laden for this role.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Hope Reince is somewhere and Trumps Tweet comes up on a tv behind him. I hope this is how it happens to everyone in the Trump Admin when they get bad news or fired. I'm hoping one day Trump will be in front of a TV and then suddenly BREAKING NEWS to a clip of the piss tape.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Ice cold, Donnie.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Doh004 posted:

Hhhhoooolllllyyyyyy poo poo that was fast.

This administration is such a loving dumpster fire, lmao, I'm not gonna lie, this is funny to watch if you ignore all the terrible stuff.

Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

canepazzo posted:

So wait who's at Homeland Security now?

I get the impression he wants him to do both jobs?

This might shock you, but I don't think the decision was well-thought-out.

PhyrexianLibrarian
Feb 21, 2004

Compleat silence, please

Spaced God posted:

I'm excited for our replacement head of DHS, Joe Arpaio Sheriff David Clarke

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

He was head of the RNC lmao

i know i meant to ask if he was a true believer or just an opportunist hoping to use the orange to his benefit

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Trump thinks he's at war with leakers, the media, etc and wants a general at his side to fight the war. I would not be shocked at all if he thought it was this.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Trump sent his personal body guard to escort Reince back to the puzzle box from whence he came.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Boy, this has sure been a really busy few months. I mean this much crazy news would be exhausting if it was crammed into a short time perio...

Wait, what do you mean it's only been a loving week?

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Maybe they just make the Mooch de facto COS and give the title to Kelly but Kelly stays at DHS. I mean who the gently caress knows at this point.

Also,

https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/704866020683452416

:allears:

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

CHAOS REIGNS
SMOKE METH
HAIL SATAN

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Bannon nutting right now.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Ague Proof posted:

Bannon nutting right now.

Look guys!

ZERO clean-up!

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Trump sent his personal body guard to escort Reince back to the puzzle box from whence he came.

Subeirp Ecnier
Subeirp Ecnier
Subeirp Ecnier

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Man, I never thought there'd be a lame duck presidency within six months of starting the gig, gently caress me.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
Was Reince on the Kush side or the Bannon side?

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
Well he was right. All this winning is pretty exhausting.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


#failurefriday fuckin delivers

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Ague Proof posted:

Bannon nutting right now.

Mooch seems like a guy who wants to be THE guy and wouldn't take kindly to having to share with Bannon. Steve is the next target.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Ha! Aha! Aahahahahahahaha!

Come on, fire Sessions next. I hunger for more.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

hanales posted:

Was Reince on the Kush side or the Bannon side?

After a rocky start, Reince and Bannon seemed to be getting along versus the New York clique.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Oh my god.

CNN has someone on now that said that Priebus was sent home in an Uber because he wasn't allowed to go back into his office due to the White House's fear that he would take documents or emails to leak.

He was sent home in an Uber because his car keys were in his office.

Why would anyone work for Trump?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

EngineerJoe posted:

Lol I wonder if priebus found out via tweet:


Hell I wonder if Mooch has Trump's password and Trump found out by his own accounts tweet

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Oh my god.

CNN has someone on now that said that Priebus was sent home in an Uber because he wasn't allowed to go back into his office due to the White House's fear that he would take documents or emails to leak.

He was sent home in an Uber because his car keys were in his office.

Why would anyone work for Trump?

Oh god, I hope this actually happened

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I wonder if he could have refused.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Oh my god.

CNN has someone on now that said that Priebus was sent home in an Uber because he wasn't allowed to go back into his office due to the White House's fear that he would take documents or emails to leak.

He was sent home in an Uber because his car keys were in his office.

Why would anyone work for Trump?

Is Reince enough of a weasel to spill details?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/891041138249019393

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Oh my god.

CNN has someone on now that said that Priebus was sent home in an Uber because he wasn't allowed to go back into his office due to the White House's fear that he would take documents or emails to leak.

He was sent home in an Uber because his car keys were in his office.

Why would anyone work for Trump?

LMAO

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Hats off to whoever decided to replace the plot for this timeline with the rules to Calvinball.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Every day I think things can't get more insane and every day I'm wrong.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Welp, that's North Korea attacked soon.

Good luck with your third unwinnable war of the last decade and a bit US.

You might win one some day if you keep trying.

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Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
hahaha holy gently caress he actually did it

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