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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Oiled and Ready posted:

Can someone tell me what happened the last time there wasn't a DHS secretary on a 11th of september, not sure

the DHS was founded after 9/11 you young whippersnapper!!

e: oh :thejoke:

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
man this week has been a long decade

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://www.thesun.ie/living/1327753/broken-willies-warning-as-18-blokes-a-year-snap-their-manhood-in-most-dangerous-sex-position/

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

This guy's saucy. :thumbsup:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

CAROL posted:

sorry i will be Good from now on & i will not let the booze talk through my Main Head Hole any longer

HA just fkn w/ ya m8

PROCEED

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/891063995523846145

anyone wanna bother to watch

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/sethdmichaels/status/891045279524421632

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

we have a lot of holes

7 to 8

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
TFW you win the presidents trust but lose ur marriage

But 3 months later when you lose the presidents trust too.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


poo poo THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT URL

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


I do like the slow shift from "extremely controversial" to "these guys are dumb as gently caress"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Zyla posted:

poo poo THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT URL

poo poo i shouldnt have quoted it mods pls

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zyla posted:

poo poo THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT URL

it is exactly the right url friend

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

People need to start calling trump a lame duck

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

not the amazon position

:sad:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
The Mooch's wife is named Deidre Ball, probably related to one Power Ball

its all connected

extremely da mooch:] eeyy freaknen notice me here senpai ium right here im walkin here whatddya wan ehhh fuggedit

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

triple sulk posted:

it's truly a blessing and a privilege to get to live through the objectively worst and most ineffective presidency of all time

After so much time after Hoover and Harding, I suppose it is

Though people didn't really realize how Harding was hosed up until after he died in office

Twitter could have helped

Harding could have tweeted "IM loving MY MISTRESS IN A CLOSET IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHILE MY WIFE BANGS ON THE DOOR"

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Remember that movie Phenomenon where John Travolta gets a brain tumor and becomes a super genius for 6 months? That but John McCain

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

euphronius posted:

People need to start calling trump a lame cuck

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Zyla posted:

poo poo THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT URL

so the two most common sex positions result in the most frequent cases of dick injury?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/sethismorris/status/891047241905053696

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
trump

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
zyla did you break your dick/break a dick?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Nebakenezzer posted:

After so much time after Hoover and Harding, I suppose it is

Though people didn't really realize how Harding was hosed up until after he died in office

Twitter could have helped

Harding could have tweeted "IM loving MY MISTRESS IN A CLOSET IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHILE MY WIFE BANGS ON THE DOOR"

trump could still do this just exchange mistress with daughter

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

Lastgirl posted:

The Mooch's wife is named Deidre Ball, probably related to one Power Ball

its all connected

extremely da mooch:] eeyy freaknen notice me here senpai ium right here im walkin here whatddya wan ehhh fuggeit

The Mooch Ball

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Zyla posted:

poo poo THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT URL

it was still informative

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
shorty give me neck till i pass out

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

euphronius posted:

People need to start calling trump a lame duck

Lame cuck?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

euphronius posted:

People need to start calling trump a lame duck

a baloogan

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

bump_fn posted:

trump could still do this just exchange mistress with daughter

no, I don't think Melania would be seeking him out

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/891063533017985024

lol priebus is gonna tell everyone how much he loves trump and it was an honor to serve him

thinking_now_when
Apr 2, 2010

Rinse Pubis

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

CAROL posted:

oh boy lol

It really is the best digest of Trump happenings around. It's just a shame that it's autoblocked by most firewalls and you can't just go around telling everyone about it without an odd look.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Can you think of a single person who might have run for president who is more ignorant, more impulsive, more vindictive and more generally dangerous than Donald Trump?


https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/715415950779023360

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/891063533017985024

lol priebus is gonna tell everyone how much he loves trump and it was an honor to serve him

Yeah he's such a cuck he'll probably never spill the dirt even though he could make a lot with a book deal.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

zyla did you break your dick/break a dick?

almost once

but reaction/reflexes saved the day

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

priming the pump m8

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

the last time trump went to war with the GOP, he won the election so

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peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
we needed trump much like a person who keeps dating assholes needs to date king rear end in a top hat to finally get over it

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