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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Imperialist Dog posted:

cool bagpipe information

Thanks for taking the time to write this out!


Today's edition of fun w/nongs:

1. This is a beautiful cathedral.
2. Let's pee on it.
3. When security comes, act like they're not talking to you and smoke while staring into the distance.


I'm looking forward to September.

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Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

Jeoh posted:

that's not a nice thing to call fart simpson

Just another dick in the wall

Fleta, when I try to key in your current name it now autocorrects to Fleets McKenzie.

Where was this? I forget where you are now.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I'd party with Fleets McKenzie

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Imperialist Dog posted:

Just another dick in the wall

Fleta, when I try to key in your current name it now autocorrects to Fleets McKenzie.

MODSSSSSS

I'm in Barcelona now. It smells like pee, so it's been an easy transition, but I live in the Gotic and it's the height of tourist season. And I have to cross the Rambla every time I go to my parents' place, so it's a pain in my dick.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

MODSSSSSS

I'm in Barcelona now. It smells like pee, so it's been an easy transition, but I live in the Gotic and it's the height of tourist season. And I have to cross the Rambla every time I go to my parents' place, so it's a pain in my dick.

Can you please write a report on the current state of Barcelona's "superblock" system? This is the urban planning thread now, PS.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
If this is urban planning can we talk about the hell that is the NYC MTA subway

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Baronjutter posted:

Can you please write a report on the current state of Barcelona's "superblock" system? This is the urban planning thread now, PS.

I feel like time would be better spent teaching the local bicyclists some GODDAMN HUMAN EMPATHY AND PATIENCE.

e: I think it's a fine idea; the streets here can be very narrow and it's hard to negotiate pedestrian traffic even without cars.


Glenn Quebec posted:

If this is urban planning can we talk about the hell that is the NYC MTA subway

Planning went into that spaghettipile?!

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

Glenn Quebec posted:

If this is urban planning can we talk about the hell that is the NYC MTA subway

Pfffft amateur. Real hell is the DC metro.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The NYC subway has excellent station density and runs 24/7. Meanwhile the Chengdu public transit network starts closing down at 8 PM in some areas and by 10 PM it's closing city-wide. The subway coverage isn't great but it's still under construction so it has an excuse.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
It blew my mind when I heard that bars in NYC could stay open until 4am and the metro never closes. Truly paradise.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
What a poo poo world we live in if the MTA is the loving creme de la creme of public transit.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Atlas Hugged posted:

It blew my mind when I heard that bars in NYC could stay open until 4am and the metro never closes. Truly paradise.

Don't worry, decades of deferred upkeep and postponed critical upgrades and spending cuts will probably cut 24 hour service soon, probably due to a terrible accident.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Glenn Quebec posted:

What a poo poo world we live in if the MTA is the loving creme de la creme of public transit.

In Seoul, Taipei and Bangkok you can find a bar open all night but those trains stop running around midnight, maybe a bit later depending on which stations you're going between. Taipei and Seoul at least have great networks and the Bangkok one is about as good as you can expect but man it kills me that they close so early.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Grand Fromage posted:

The NYC subway has excellent station density and runs 24/7. Meanwhile the Chengdu public transit network starts closing down at 8 PM in some areas and by 10 PM it's closing city-wide. The subway coverage isn't great but it's still under construction so it has an excuse.
This is one of the weirdest things to me about China. In cities full of tens of millions of people, there should be absolutely no reason the trains and buses stop so early. I've noticed that in SZ at least, none of the train operators are over the age of like 23. I wonder if they close them so early because they can't find anyone stay awake past their bedtime.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Haier posted:

This is one of the weirdest things to me about China. In cities full of tens of millions of people, there should be absolutely no reason the trains and buses stop so early. I've noticed that in SZ at least, none of the train operators are over the age of like 23. I wonder if they close them so early because they can't find anyone stay awake past their bedtime.

Because it's not public transportation, it's get the cogs to their factories for industrial output transportation. They don't give a gently caress about providing services to improve the lives of citizens.

Everything in Chengdu is closed by like 8/9 PM so other than expat bars and KTVs there's no reason to be out anyway.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Haier posted:

https://fat.gfycat.com/MealyEmbellishedEthiopianwolf.webm

99.9999% not China, but fitting for this thread.

Old and on fire.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
Lol, Wisconsin is offering Foxconn $3 billion in tax breaks to build a flat screen assembly plant. This is gonna end well

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Raptor1033 posted:

Lol, Wisconsin is offering Foxconn $3 billion in tax breaks to build a flat screen assembly plant. This is gonna end well

They put up nets now it'll be fine

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


In Wisconsin? Doesn't seem like it'd be competitive. Foxconn is a Taiwanese company though, Good China makes decent stuff.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
has this been linked?

http://blog.esuteru.com/archives/20016757.html

people loitering in stores/subways in droves with ac. first world country right here

kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

Atlas Hugged posted:

In Seoul, Taipei and Bangkok you can find a bar open all night but those trains stop running around midnight, maybe a bit later depending on which stations you're going between.

I still don't understand why Seoul shuts down their subways around midnight. It becomes an awkward timing dance when you're out late. You either:
(a) Plan to start and finish early, and somehow get to the subway before 23:30.
(b) Try to find a taxi driver that's willing to drive you (i.e. they are looking for fares that lead them close to home) between 1 ~ 3 AM.
(c) Drink until you run out of cash, then hang out in front of a GS25 eating instant noodles and drinking soju out of paper cups until the subway starts running again.

Relin posted:

has this been linked?

http://blog.esuteru.com/archives/20016757.html

people loitering in stores/subways in droves with ac. first world country right here

This happens anytime a heatwave hits in any major city. People want AC.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

This is one of the weirdest things to me about China. In cities full of tens of millions of people, there should be absolutely no reason the trains and buses stop so early. I've noticed that in SZ at least, none of the train operators are over the age of like 23. I wonder if they close them so early because they can't find anyone stay awake past their bedtime.

Oh come on Haier you pointed out yourself that the mentality in china is everyone does stuff at a certain time. Everyone eats around the same time, wheres their coats till its officially spring etc.

makers perfect sense that after dinner its time to close.

Also not be all weird but I had a crazy dream you were the new doobie running a kick starter to open a hot dog house in india and genesplicer was shilling for you.....in my defense I was on some medication last night.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Ups_rail posted:

Also not be all weird but I had a crazy dream you were the new doobie running a kick starter to open a hot dog house in india and genesplicer was shilling for you.....in my defense I was on some medication last night.

I'd fund it. poo poo, open it in Delhi and I'll visit it next spring.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Baronjutter posted:

Don't worry, decades of deferred upkeep and postponed critical upgrades and spending cuts will probably cut 24 hour service soon, probably due to a terrible accident.

cool i guess we can look forward to an nyc subway train starting on fire and killing some people in the near future

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
i have been perusing the headlines again and boy there sure are a lot of smug people going "heh, where's your hard landing lmao" because chinese quarterly growth was 0.1% higher than "expected"

was it like this during japan's decline too

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Fojar38 posted:

i have been perusing the headlines again and boy there sure are a lot of smug people going "heh, where's your hard landing lmao" because chinese quarterly growth was 0.1% higher than "expected"

was it like this during japan's decline too

Japan didnt own the number makers, but yes, most Americans didnt realize the Japnese economy was and truly blinkered until several years into the lost decade.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
i wonder how long it's going to take because, uh

http://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.MKTP.CD?end=2016&locations=CN&start=1980

"not a hard landing" the pundits tell me

Khorne
May 1, 2002

kimcicle posted:

I still don't understand why Seoul shuts down their subways around midnight. It becomes an awkward timing dance when you're out late. You either:
(a) Plan to start and finish early, and somehow get to the subway before 23:30.
(b) Try to find a taxi driver that's willing to drive you (i.e. they are looking for fares that lead them close to home) between 1 ~ 3 AM.
(c) Drink until you run out of cash, then hang out in front of a GS25 eating instant noodles and drinking soju out of paper cups until the subway starts running again.
I got the impression it's very much a noise level/you're supposed to be sleeping/we'd make less money if we kept it going 24/7 thing in Tokyo.

You just plan around it.

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007

Khorne posted:

I got the impression it's very much a noise level/you're supposed to be sleeping/we'd make less money if we kept it going 24/7 thing in Tokyo.

You just plan around it.

An interesting and plausible theory I've heard is that the Taxi Driver unions have a big influence in keeping the railways from operating after hours. They've also managed to completely block Uber from operating in the country

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
So North Korea just fired another missile that has a range as far as Chicago and China is throwing a shitfit at South Korea for unfreezing THAAD deployment in response

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a6zMz5oQIk

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
You know in that scene in every kung fu flick where suddenly there is a gang of men with just the most random weapons (but they are all carrying the same weapon, i.e.: billiards sticks or something) that seem completely non sequitur. Well, now I get it thanks to the video "one stool man"

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
misleading title, that guy dual wields

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I have to try this

Wibbleman
Apr 19, 2006

Fluffy doesn't want to be sacrificed

Khorne posted:

I got the impression it's very much a noise level/you're supposed to be sleeping/we'd make less money if we kept it going 24/7 thing in Tokyo.

You just plan around it.

Its so they can do heavy maintenance. Obviously they could do a complicated schedule that only shuts the lines they are working on, but then it gets really confusing for the commuters and emergency maintenance would break the schedule anyways.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Does having a flattened back on your skull make you more hydrodynamic?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

graham cracker posted:

Does having a flattened back on your skull make you more hydrodynamic?
I don't know, but Chinese are utterly convinced that swimming will make them grow taller, because some professional swimmers are tall.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Haier posted:

I don't know, but Chinese are utterly convinced that swimming will make them grow taller, because some professional swimmers are tall.

Like the dark ages but in 2017.

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It's a thing in Korea for parents to make their kids jump rope for hours at a time to make them taller.

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