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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/Brannin/status/891052409740554246

Yo why is this kinda good

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
lol at the erick dampier reference

BWV
Feb 24, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Fake Shaq's Rick Ross flow works. IcyHot line is big.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Shaq's always been the least embarrassing rapper out of all of the NBA rappers, which isn't saying much (Dana Barros anyone) but yeah he's not as bad as he should be

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
it's also easier to understand than his normal mumble talking

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

I like these a lot

https://twitter.com/pacers/status/891065745857171456

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A lot of us were really skinny when we were 21

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
if only they had the team name on the belt so that i could know what team it is without seeing the player's chest

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008


Those are cool. Old school look. Not better than the 90's.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

The stripes on the side make the offense run faster.


So glad they didnt go back to the pinstripes or put that bad Indiana logo on them.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Cool Buff Man posted:

Shaq's always been the least embarrassing rapper out of all of the NBA rappers, which isn't saying much (Dana Barros anyone) but yeah he's not as bad as he should be

I wouldnt call Damian Lillard embarrassing, the guy has got style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr_Z1J0LE-s&t=160s

But that Shaq rap was pretty freaking good as far as NBA raps go.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I like em, and I like the darker blue court too.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

A WNBA game has been on rain delay for the last half hour.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Nevermind they just canceled it

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i'm currently arguing with people who think 96 bulls are better than the 17 warriors because 90s ball. no real other reason. I love you guys never leave me

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Mike, the 96 bulls were better because they weren't bitchmade okay ill hang up and listen

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

well if you're going to borrow a flow for a diss track Ether's never a bad choice

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Cool Buff Man posted:

Shaq's always been the least embarrassing rapper out of all of the NBA rappers, which isn't saying much (Dana Barros anyone) but yeah he's not as bad as he should be

Look up Shumpert's Shumpman The M.D. mixtape

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/ericsports/status/891044302809309184

Sounds good for both teams?

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Shaq is a good rapper, if anything he fits in more now than he did during his time now that a lot slower flows are in style.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Cool Buff Man posted:

Shaq's always been the least embarrassing rapper out of all of the NBA rappers, which isn't saying much (Dana Barros anyone) but yeah he's not as bad as he should be

Dana Barros is by far the best one, I will loving fight you for this

Kobe is the actual worst one

MourningView fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jul 29, 2017

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

MourningView posted:

Dana Barros is by far the best one, I will loving fight you for this

Yeah I relistened to Dana's and it's not as bad as I remembered, I was thinking of Jason Kidd's song

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Also Shaq's U Can't Stop The Reign features one of B.I.G.'s best verses.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Worst NBA rap is Tony Parker, hope this helps

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Cool Buff Man posted:

Yeah I relistened to Dana's and it's not as bad as I remembered, I was thinking of Jason Kidd's song

You are saved from death by These Hands.

And poo poo yeah I forgot Jason Kidd nevermind he was the worst. Kobe was really bad though

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001


Meh, what are you going to do with both Jordan and TT?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

I hope this is in the soundtrack in shaqfu 2

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I hope Shaqfu 2 takes place in a dystopian future where the world is run by Big Baller Brand and it's up to Shaq to topple them

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Beverley + LeBron is a wonderful pairing

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Losing Delly cost the Cavs an important aspect: the ability to injure opposing PGs

Bev would fill a gap

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


chunkles posted:

Beverley + LeBron is a wonderful pairing

It's coming true. I saw the future, just imperfectly. Also that would DRAMATICALLY improve the Cavs imo. DeAndre/Love/Lebron/Smith I guess this is the Zaza slot/Beverly is fierce. Immediately a top 10 defense. Not sure what happens with Thompson, is he involved or could he be moved for some bench pieces?

Wonder if this guy is at all legit he don't even got a checkmark

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Would anyone actually be interested in TT? I know he can do some things pretty well but the market for a highly paid rich version of a hustle big man has to be pretty quiet.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

DeimosRising posted:

Wonder if this guy is at all legit he don't even got a checkmark

Burt Steele doesn't have a checkmark and that hasn't stopped him from breaking huge scoops when he's not banging waitresses on his boat

Speaking of huge scoops

https://mobile.twitter.com/mikeascotto/status/891062354045280256

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


WhyteRyce posted:

Would anyone actually be interested in TT? I know he can do some things pretty well but the market for a highly paid rich version of a hustle big man has to be pretty quiet.

He's a good fit next to Porzingis...

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

WhyteRyce posted:

Would anyone actually be interested in TT? I know he can do some things pretty well but the market for a highly paid rich version of a hustle big man has to be pretty quiet.

I wanted him on the Pacers instead of Love in those PG trade talks. I think he'd work well with Turner

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
Is there any theoretical limit to the number of teams that can be involved in trade? (Other than all of them)

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

WhyteRyce posted:

Meh, what are you going to do with both Jordan and TT?

get every rebound

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

WhyteRyce posted:

Would anyone actually be interested in TT? I know he can do some things pretty well but the market for a highly paid rich version of a hustle big man has to be pretty quiet.

Kyrie/Tristan for DeAndre/Beverley/Wes Johnson would work I think

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

chunkles posted:

Beverley + LeBron is a wonderful pairing

@ericsports

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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Kyrie took Lebron's "birthed" speech very seriously

https://twitter.com/basketballtalk/status/891108545973956608

Lol the sources. SAS is a real source

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