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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Nichael posted:

I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet

Holy loving lol a "Soft Drink Sommelier"

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Nichael posted:

I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet

Pro tip: don't drink pop/soda/whatever you want to call it, at least not on a regular basis. Also Dr. Pepper is gross.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


C-Euro posted:

Pro tip: don't drink pop/soda/whatever you want to call it, at least not on a regular basis. Also Dr. Pepper is gross.

you just don't have an educated palate like I do. dr. pepper has an aromatic bouquet of flavors that range from corn syrup to red dye #7

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
someday I wanna be a somalian at the ed debevniks at the top of the Luxor. yeah i thought this chateau marmont was lacking so I mixed in a pint of well gin drink it you pig

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


TRUMP

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

GrimGypsy posted:

holy poo poo I had never even heard of this before

colgrave reigns

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



woah

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


garrison is unequivocally bad but he's been getting a lot uglier lately

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





no missing shoe

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Squizzle posted:

no missing shoe

NO HILLARY
GOD

Serf
May 5, 2011


i like how the ideological split has hosed us up so that i am looking at this ben garrison cartoon and going "well he's right about war and bombing iran being bad..."

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


good afternoon, good evening, and good night

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

someday I wanna be a somalian at the ed debevniks at the top of the Luxor. yeah i thought this chateau marmont was lacking so I mixed in a pint of well gin drink it you pig

pissandry

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JozO-7BvAXM

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

i never thought scott adams was funny until i read god's debris

comedic genius in there

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

mmm, that USA brain


the best part is that is his "i would like to know more" face, not his "1v1 me btich" face

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


lmfao


I can't wait until they turn on bannon or one of the trumpsons

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

genuinely lol'd at "get well soon"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

jigokuman posted:

the best part is that is his "i would like to know more" face, not his "1v1 me btich" face

He has that face for everybody at all times it seems

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

jigokuman posted:

mmm, that USA brain

too wrinkly

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

my brain says usa

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

DMCrimson posted:

anyone who hasn't watched this, watch it now

Holy loving cow this is great

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008


i'm the forceps that wouldn't work as drawn

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Sojenus posted:

i'm the forceps that wouldn't work as drawn

McBrain fled the body into the forceps as drawn

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

stay classy benjamin

(jesus.)

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Sojenus posted:

i'm the forceps that wouldn't work as drawn

im the tv descending from heaven to display a bar graph

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

USA
on
the
brain

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Duscat posted:

lol @ scott adams still wearing the skin and flesh when he's already a two-star general in the skeleton army

Listened to his interview on Sam Harris' podcast and holy poo poo he is an idiot. The cognitive dissonance he has when it comes to Trump is mind blowing

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

lmao what the gently caress, ben garrison is mentally ill

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

jigokuman posted:

mmm, that USA brain


the best part is that is his "i would like to know more" face, not his "1v1 me btich" face

that is his botox face, which is the same as his botox face, his botox face, and his botox face

that is what happens when people who peaked in their 30s start to believe it was all because of their looks, they end up botoxing themselves into Oblivion characters

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

do you think he had a bunch ready in case mccain voted in favor

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005




Lmao

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
wow i bet if i abstain from alcohol and anything else fun for 50 years i can be as smart and handsome as the dilbro

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
working on a friday night is some bullshit

well, guess I will listen to this new arcade fire five times and TRUMP

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

jigokuman posted:

mmm, that USA brain


the best part is that is his "i would like to know more" face, not his "1v1 me btich" face

I;ve been thinkin bout those brains

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



cumshitter posted:

wow i bet if i abstain from alcohol and anything else fun for 50 years i can be as smart and handsome as the dilbro

you also have to not masturbate or have sex with ladies to maintain all of your T until you evolve into the ur-male

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-7tZ_F5Mys

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