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Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Feels like someone batphoned a CIG guy in. :thunk:

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:13

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Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Furious Mittens posted:

He's like all the rest - if they just "believe" enough and buy enough JPG's, CIG will reward them and make them the next Lesnick!

He's currently talking about how he doesn't care about when 3.0 comes out because he's not relevant and isn't going to make the game any less lovely.

RIP the only streamer still putting up with this poo poo.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:13

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:13

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Regrettable posted:

Someone pointed it out several pages back in this thread.

They moved Citizencon to accommodate Sandi's movie career. Completely saw that one coming

What's the response from Citizens on this? Is it more hand-waving and "it's ok, Crobbers is a genius and they need that time! Making our everything to everyone simulator is hard work!"?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:13

xXAdmiralBekHarXx: Jul 11, 2017; by zen death robot

subs only now lol you guys did it

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:14

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

"Questioning myself and the decisions I've made."

WTFo is barely maintaining.

Subscriber only mode because people talking poo poo.

All the CIG employees are moderators.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:15

Atrayonis: Jul 6, 2008; Godspeed, brave canary

xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:

subs only now lol you guys did it

Very disappointed, as I was just typing out a reply referring to my July blog.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:15

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Lol he literally says "I don't care that there are goons here, you're not going to get a rise out of me" then puts it in sub only mode 20 seconds later.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:16

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

hardycore posted:

Man I feel for these kids trying to be their own boss and escape retail/service hell by streaming, they get half the money for twice the hours. Same as the Uber/Instacart crowd.

Then again i just remembered WFTO's livestreamed sexual assault so I guess I don't feel for him.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:16

No Mods No Masters: Oct 3, 2004

Good stream everybody, hope he gets help with his mental problems

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:16

hardycore: Nov 4, 2009

Everyone has their price. How much money would you have to be paid to be a full time Star Citizen streamer?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:16

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:17

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

I hope someone got a clip of the best bits from the best Star Citizen stream of the year.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:17

hardycore: Nov 4, 2009

Liu posted:

?!

I'm not going to find the pics but he got smashed on some kind of SC livestream and got gropey with his cohost (the only woman on set).

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:17

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Lol, the grenades in space marine are this little JPEG image that doesn't tumble, animates, or bounces properly.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:17

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

hardycore posted:

Man I feel for these kids trying to be their own boss and escape retail/service hell by streaming, they get half the money for twice the hours. Same as the Uber/Instacart crowd.

Then again i just remembered WFTO's livestreamed sexual assault so I guess I don't feel for him.

If you'd have told me when I was 16 that I could get payed for playing games i'd have *imagine me doing something really stupid here* of course now it just seems like it would be a really miserable thing to get into cause the good streamers who aren't irritating fucks have to play alot to get noticed and the rest are all punchable vapid twats.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:18

No Mods No Masters: Oct 3, 2004

I wish I could play video games for a living

*monkey's paw finger curls, star marine appears on desktop*

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:19

boviscopophobic: Feb 5, 2016

Furious Mittens posted:

They moved Citizencon to accommodate Sandi's movie career. Completely saw that one coming

What's the response from Citizens on this? Is it more hand-waving and "it's ok, Crobbers is a genius and they need that time! Making our everything to everyone simulator is hard work!"?

I mean if you want evidence that Sandi's quixotic pretensions at becoming an #actress are interfering with her nominal job duties, it's hard to get much clearer-cut than this. Citizencon is their biggest event of the year.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:21

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

ManofManyAliases posted:

Hey everyone. I'm glad you had a fun-filled discussion about me while I was away with a work crunch.

StarCitizen is doing fine. My dev source (different from the agent's btw) is being a bit tight-lipped about what's coming down the pipeline. I'm sorry my original estimates about june/july didn't pan out. It was the original plan but all go for a gamescom release (from what I hear). Plus, there's a great surprise that people don't know about that should be packaged with the 3.0 release. Here's hoping.

Couple comments about recurring questions:

-yes, I do still have 'skin in the game.'
-no, I don't want to get a refund (yet - all options still on the table).
-I may actually revisit my decision to further back based on what I see from this year
-I'm a terrible poster and you are all equally terrible for posting along with me.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:21

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

I can't watch it any more. It's like watching a retarded child being tricked into walking through a doorway with a water bucket trap. Over. And over. And over.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:21

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

WTFO realises the entire direction of his life is a giant mistake and that Star Citizen is an irredeemable piece of crap.

He constantly repeats this while playing said piece of crap.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:24

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:26

hardycore: Nov 4, 2009

Daztek posted:

How does he justify this level of blase dishonesty to himself

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:27

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:27

xXAdmiralBekHarXx: Jul 11, 2017; by zen death robot

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162904617

yikes, just watch the first several minutes

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:27

BeigeJacket: Jul 21, 2005

Seriously, how do these streamers do this professionally? Who's paying them?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:28

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

is the big 3.0 surprise a delta patcher

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:28

his nibs: Feb 27, 2016; Welcome to the
Dream Factory; Grimey Drawer

Daztek posted:

Absolutely no damage limitation

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:29

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

That is some pro-tier empty tech-business talk right there.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:30

xXAdmiralBekHarXx: Jul 11, 2017; by zen death robot

WTF says if theres nothing by Gamescom he quits streaming

holy gently caress its depressing

xXAdmiralBekHarXx fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jul 29, 2017

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:31

Furious Mittens: Oct 14, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

This stream is getting more and more hilarious.

Now, he's talking himself off the ledge by spouting the wisdom of using CryEngine.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:31

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:

subs only now lol you guys did it

I found a way lol

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:32

xXAdmiralBekHarXx: Jul 11, 2017; by zen death robot

go watch the beginning of the stream its insane in the vods

"If CIG is watching this, its not my job to sell your fuckin ships"

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:35

Drunk Theory: Aug 20, 2016; Oven Wrangler

Wait, they really pushed back Citizen Con to match up with Sandi's movie premier....Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:35

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I found a way lol

Not derek_smart_was_right?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:36

Michaellaneous: Oct 30, 2013

The best moment of this stream for me was "Always look on the bright side of life" was playing in the background.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:38

xXAdmiralBekHarXx: Jul 11, 2017; by zen death robot

"Badnewsbaron is gone, Twerk is gonna quit if he hasn't already, capt richard is down to <1 than an hour a day"

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:39

Drunk Theory: Aug 20, 2016; Oven Wrangler

xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:

"Badnewsbaron is gone, Twerk is gonna quit if he hasn't already, capt richard is down to <1 than an hour a day"

Perfect market for Beet to take over. How much alcohol do you need Beet?

Seriously though, not enough their for more than a few streams. No idea how wtfo tries to make it more.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:42

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4&t=4s

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SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Citizens arrive at the con site, Sandi shows them her movie getting the largest audience of her career.

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