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Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Escobarbarian posted:

haha that's true. and the TP sheriffs haven't even called the FBI yet. Nobody is exactly on the ball in this show.

Cop brothers took Dougie's prints so hopefully that comes back real soon

Andy hasn't bothered finding the corpse of the guy who owned the hit-and-run vehicle, either.

Clearly, Dougie isn't the only one who's sleepwalking through life.

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

ahahahahahah

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Mister corrugated

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

Breadallelogram posted:

I didn't think Diane was a real person until this season.

i used to think Cooper and Hawk were one and the same during season 1 when i first watched it many moons ago, that there was some fight club thing going on (to be fair, fight club had just come out around the time i started watching it.) and one was the projection of the other all because Hawk mentioned his old love was called Diane. Didn't get to watch season 3 until these past few weeks and i got spoiled on a shot of badcooper without any context after the first episodes had aired and i seriously thought my dumb theory came true somehow. Really glad it wasn't, Hawk is too cool to be anyone else.

Vikar Jerome fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Jul 29, 2017

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Vikar Jerome posted:

Hawk is too cool to be anyone else.

His heritage is a toilet stall.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
The cut to the wide shot where we see Cole wiggling his arms in the air made me laugh so hard I had to pause the show.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIcvTluLb2w

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
whew, just caught up with the thread since episode ten (it was A WHOLE drat TOWNs worth of posts!) and about half of them seemed to be about the coop/janey-e sex scene and wowzers, tempers flared like judd nelson's nostrils :( this was sad for me to see because i love you all and it was a very avoidable problem if lynch had extended the "do you find me attractive dougie?" scene by five seconds:

coop looks up from the cake, that lil lodgeflame from the slots at the casino appears above naomi watts' "bathing suit area" complete with cool mysterious jazzy musical cue, cut back to coop, his eyes light up, he drops the fork and eagerly stumbles towards janey-e like shes that guy at work with the coffee

if the next scene was janey-e grindin upon a smiling flappy coop there definitely would have been no dubious consent issue discussion. it seems really obvious too and im shocked lynch didn't think of it 🤔

sorry to bring up the most divisive peaks controversy since whether or not john justice wheeler was gorgeous and incredible or not again but hopefully everyone will see how good my idea is and just pretend thats what actually happened in their heads/during further rewatches from now on so no one ever fights again :ohdear:

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
I mean that would just make MIKE and the Arm accomplices in the rape but I sure don't wanna discuss this

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.
Wow sure am glad this topic is back.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Man what if Twin Peaks is just a reference to tits

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Data Graham posted:

Man what if Twin Peaks is just a reference to tits
There’s an entire restaurant chain that was founded on exactly this idea :lol:

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
They're clearly buttcheeks.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

tap my mountain posted:

I mean that would just make MIKE and the Arm accomplices in the rape but I sure don't wanna discuss this

hahahahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Data Graham posted:

Man what if Twin Peaks is just a reference to tits

I only realized while rewatching Sopranos this year that the Bs on the Bada Bing sign have nipples on them :doh:

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Maybe twin peaks is both boobs and a butt at the same time

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Pictured: Rapper Sir-Mix-A-Lot at a candid location shoot with director David Lynch, planning cut sequences which would take place atop the titular Twin Peaks, 1992

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

moist turtleneck posted:

Maybe twin peaks is both boobs and a butt at the same time

the dualtitty of man

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

It is happening again. It is happening, again.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Does Lynch have views on vegetarianism?

Presumably, both the White and Black Lodge entities feed on suffering, etc.

But the White Lodge seems to benignly inhabit trees and owls.

And the Block Lodge seems to evilly consume men, women and children.

The good guys eat vegetables and don't kill animals.

The bad guys kill, torture and eat meat just like we do

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Well, as you know, Hitler was a vegetarian, and,

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem

Accretionist posted:

... the White Lodge seems to benignly inhabit trees and owls.

I'll respectfully disagree on this point.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

tap my mountain posted:

I mean that would just make MIKE and the Arm accomplices in the rape but I sure don't wanna discuss this

hahahahahaha



ability to consent is non-exist-ent!!!

alternately,

squeeze her boobies!

i guess things are more complicated than i thought!

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jul 29, 2017

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

TheMaestroso posted:

Wow sure am glad this topic is back.

the topic isnt "back" really i just think its funny to imagine those lil lodgeglows on naomi's twin peaks and if you close your eyes and try it too you might agree with me

kaworu
Jul 23, 2004

Gatekeeper posted:

hahahahahaha



ability to consent is non-exist-ent!!!

Uh you seem to implying that it is actually the Evolution of the Arm's DOPPLEGANGER who was involved in the Deflowering of Dougie Jones! I'm beginning to think Janey-E is gonna turn out to either be made of garmonbozia and Cherry Pie like her REAL husband and was actually just manufactured in the image of Naomi Watts. And Sonny Jim is actually the illegitimate child of Philip Jeffries and Diane, the twist being that Diane actually used to be dark-skinned like Michael Jackson and she CLAIMED to get vitiligo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

multijoe posted:

It is happening again. It is happening, again.

Where is Albert to grunt, step forward and pull us back from the vortex?

I love Albert so much :allears:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
truman exits the lodge with mike and the arm in cuffs

truman: you're going to jail pal
mike: ?!tahw rof
truman: shut up, rapist
the arm: !kcor s'tel

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Origami Dali posted:

truman exits the lodge with mike and the arm in cuffs

truman: you're going to jail pal
mike: ?!tahw rof
truman: shut up, rapist
the arm: !kcor s'tel

laura was actually talking to the arm when she said she'd see him again in twenty five years. meanwhile, jail.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Saw FWWM in the cinema for the first time, have a few notes:

1. it's good

2. where are the literal angels in this series

3. why didn't they just bring back Moira Kelly, seeing as she's actually good

4. Let's Rock

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
"neetfif retfa elorap rof elbigile ,sraey evif-ytnewt ni niaga uoy ees lli"


J_RBG posted:

3. why didn't they just bring back Moira Kelly, seeing as she's actually good


I assume Lynch or Frost just didnt have much in mind for Donna with season three but I agree, if they'd brought her back I would have been fine with it. She was great.

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Jul 30, 2017

Apple Craft
Mar 8, 2012
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Literally everything in Australia wants to kill you, so I cannot begrudge Naomi Watts for raping Kyle Maclachlan. I think I would too. I mean, everything's relative when there's spiders in the toilet. Giant spiders behind the clock. Plants that cause so much pain you throw up. Your entire society was spawned by criminals the British empire exiled. Snakes that want to eat you, and Roos that will knock you out, and Water creatures that will stab you in the heart. Seriously, you ever hesitate before sticking your foot in a shoe or boot?

Apple Craft fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jul 30, 2017

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Apple Craft posted:

Literally everything in Australia wants to kill you, so I cannot begrudge Naomi Watts for raping Kyle Maclachlan. I think I would too. I mean, everything's relative when there's spiders in the toilet. Giant spiders behind the clock. Plants that cause so much pain you throw up. Your entire society was spawned by criminals the British empire exiled. Snakes that want to eat you, and Roos that will knock you out, and Water creatures that will stab you in the heart. Seriously, you ever hesitate before sticking your foot in a shoe or boot?

more like austrapelia

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Baloogan posted:

Yeah, it does seem like the dougie universe is a dream. Its just too silly.

But "it was all a dream!!" is too simple for lynch.

hahahahaha like 3 of his most acclaimed movies are literally "IT WAS ALL A DREAM". he does it really well, because the dream-life of a character is interesting and contains densely packed information.

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

Your Parents posted:

hahahahaha like 3 of his most acclaimed movies are literally "IT WAS ALL A DREAM". he does it really well, because the dream-life of a character is interesting and contains densely packed information.

Those are actually quite a bit more complicated than that.

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
mulholland drive is about how your idealized dreams can be harmful and escaping into them can lead you to ruin, lost highway is about how someone who's done horrible things escapes into a dream of a life where he didn't do those things, and inland empire is a filmmaker's dream of a woman in trouble.

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself
The funniest part of Twin Peaks is still whenever Harry Truman yells.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I thought Naomi Watts was a kiwi

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Consummate Professional posted:

I thought Naomi Watts was a kiwi

I'm fairly certain she was dreamed into creation by David Lynch.

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TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

Your Parents posted:

mulholland drive is about how your idealized dreams can be harmful and escaping into them can lead you to ruin, lost highway is about how someone who's done horrible things escapes into a dream of a life where he didn't do those things, and inland empire is a filmmaker's dream of a woman in trouble.

Thanks for explaining my point for me, that was nice of you.

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