|
Everything is defined as a "crawler" with how or where it transports itself to Moleman. Birds are sky-crawlers, fish are water- or sea-crawlers. Except birds that can't fly like chickens, those are surface-crawlers. And then there's stuff like penguins, which are surface-and-sea-crawlers. Things like crabs are undersea-surface-crawlers. It's all very confusing and not very scientific.
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2017 17:57
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 08:49 |
|
|
Things that move by burrowing are the noble diggers; everything else is lumped among the various and frankly irrelevant varieties of crawlers.
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2017 18:47
|
|
|
Cat Mattress posted:Things that move by burrowing are the noble diggers; everything else is lumped among the various and frankly irrelevant varieties of crawlers. Some subterranean scholars also consider fish to be diggers of the water, but this line of thinking is often derided as a justification for Atlantophilism.
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2017 18:52
|
|
|
Johnny Walker posted:Except birds that can't fly like chickens 
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2017 21:04
|
|
|
Proteus Jones posted:Behold, the majestic chicken as it crawls the sky. That isn't flying, that's falling with style.
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2017 21:10
|
|
|
graham cracker posted:How do you pronounce "!"? It's the confused grunt of Tim from Tool Time.
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2017 21:31
|
|
|
jyrque posted:It's the confused grunt of Tim from Tool Time.
|
|
#
?
Jul 29, 2017 23:05
|
|
jyrque posted:It's the confused grunt of Tim from Tool Time. Someone needs to make a Tim Allen grunt mod for MGS, stat.
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 00:14
|
|
Lurdiak posted:Someone needs to make a Tim Allen grunt mod for MGS, stat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog There's enough material.
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 04:04
|
|
|
Hell you could probably ring up Tim Allen and ask him to grunt into a microphone for you, he seems like a nice guy
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:22
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:24
|
|
|
God drat it, I'm going to be upset when they don't get married at this point
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:28
|
|
|
"Yeah we'll use May as bait!"
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:29
|
|
|
Mole man's hand looks like it's trying to absorb the Drone there in the first panel
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:31
|
|
|
ArmyOfMidgets posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog Why does this exist, and why did I watch the whole thing?
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:41
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:43
|
|
|
The 4th panel: MARRIED MOLE NO MORE
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 05:46
|
|
|
I like that he just throws the drone away like the garbage it now is.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 06:08
|
|
|
Seriously, Melvin, I know you know that looks aren't everything, but you're a billionaire who ruled an underground kingdom and found the ability to create sophisticated long-range drones. You have sought out some of the most powerful people on Earth and kneecapped one of them--one made of solid rock-- with a stick. You can do better than a brittle-bone airhead whose only recurrent characteristics are to be alarmed, relieved, or doddering. You can do better. Unless this is some ridiculously long con to gently caress with Peter in which case Shine on You Crazy Mole Man.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 06:13
|
|
|
mind the walrus posted:Seriously, Melvin, I know you know that looks aren't everything, but you're a billionaire who ruled an underground kingdom and found the ability to create sophisticated long-range drones. You have sought out some of the most powerful people on Earth and kneecapped one of them--one made of solid rock-- with a stick. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 06:29
|
|
|
Haifisch posted:Maybe he just doesn't judge people on surface features like you surface dwellers do. He's Mole Man. He can't see.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 06:34
|
|
|
Yessssss Spider-Man, fight for your Uncle Moley! 
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 07:10
|
|
|
Haifisch posted:Maybe he just doesn't judge people on surface features like you surface dwellers do. 
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 07:36
|
|
ArmyOfMidgets posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLmVAjnvAY4
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 07:59
|
|
|
I'm actually unironically hoping Mole Man will clobber Tyrannus over the head with his stick in the climactic battle scene.
|
|
#
?
Jul 30, 2017 17:57
|
|
|
 gasp
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2017 07:11
|
|
|
Giving a woman agency in her marriage choices? Peter you really are the dumbest character. I hope everyone knows I'm loving joking, but to be totally safe
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2017 07:16
|
|
|
Mole Man is basically Daredevil
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2017 07:17
|
|
|
Zeeman posted:Mole Man is basically Daredevil That doesn't bode well for Aunt May.
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2017 10:20
|
|
|
Wait, will May end up marrying Moleman's twin Mike Man?
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2017 12:47
|
|
|
bunnyofdoom posted:Wait, will May end up marrying Moleman's twin Mike Man? Like May could ever keep a man as hip as Mike.
|
|
#
?
Jul 31, 2017 18:56
|
|
|
 Aunt May is going to murder Tyrannus
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 06:10
|
|
|
Synthbuttrange posted:
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 06:14
|
|
|
Haifisch posted:Spiderman will get thrown around like a ragdoll until Aunt May snipes Tyrannus right in the forehead. Calling it now. Ultimate Aunt May shot Electro 3 times. This also caused him to short out and knock out Sandman, Kraven and Vulture.
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 06:24
|
|
|
She also pulled a gun on Eddie Brock when he tried his "Can Peter come out and play?" routine.
|
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 06:28
|
|
|
Look God I don't ask for much, but after 2016 and most of 2017 you owe us one - let May and Mole Man get married and live happily ever after in Newspaper Spider-Man-verse 
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 07:30
|
|
|
Man, aunt May could knock down a castle gate with that chin of her's
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 07:42
|
|
|
Hell yeah Aunt May throw up those horns 
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 08:03
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:Look God I don't ask for much, but after 2016 and most of 2017 you owe us one - let May and Mole Man get married and live happily ever after in Newspaper Spider-Man-verse And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 08:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 08:49 |
|
|
May also straight up poisoned The Chameleon, and smiled while she did it. She's stone cold.
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2017 09:20
|
|
