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Bombadilillo posted:Here a list of 10 reasons its making people go crazy. Number 7 will shock you. I would like one reason. Any reason at all.
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Foxhound posted:The most interesting part of WH40K lore is that it's so far into the future that technology which are commonplace today are lost or forgotten since (in the setting) millennia ago. Isnt the emperor literally Jesus too? As in, he was jesus and lived all the 40k years. At least they're believing in a real deity there
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nerdz posted:Isnt the emperor literally Jesus too? As in, he was jesus and lived all the 40k years. At least they're believing in a real deity there The Emperor was several people across history, trying to nudge humanity into greatness. He eventually revealed himself and took over as Emperor, but at no point did he ever want worship because he knew that fed the Chaos deities. So he and his Space Marines were militant atheists.
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Your Computer posted:but does it know what's good? Gahaha thank you for this
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Saw this on reddit and immediately thought of you artist wizards in this thread I can't see anything but a lady with quad-leg-arms
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The grass is always greener on the otter side.
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Paladinus posted:Cuntaloupe. I prefer my Cuntaloupe seedless.
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RaspberryCommie posted:The Emperor was several people across history, trying to nudge humanity into greatness. Yeah, but in hammering home the atheist argument, he left his entire species vulnerable to the Chaos Gods. Instead of saying "look, here's some things that might as well be literal Gods, but here's how to deal with them", he decided to enforce a strict "NO THESE THINGS DON'T EXIST" policy. The irony is that firm belief in something repels the fuckers to one degree or another, but noooooo, don't tell the people you supposedly care about that. As over-the-top and grimdark 40k lore is, I've always appreciated it for the nugget of innate tragedy and sadness to it. Things across the galaxy are long past their near-utopian heights, getting ever worse, and most of it could've been avoided. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 01:39 on Jul 30, 2017 |
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Paladinus posted:A whole lot of heresy in this thread. 
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The Emperor was basically a fedora wearing atheist with a god complex (but absolutely NOT a god). Hes basically a greek tragedy in how what he wanted was ruined by his own hubris.
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RagnarokAngel posted:The Emperor was basically a fedora wearing atheist with a god complex (but absolutely NOT a god). Hes basically a greek tragedy in how what he wanted was ruined by his own hubris Plus, he was a terrible, terrible father. Son doubting himself? Sorry, I'm a trillion miles away on Earth, and my cell signal is poo poo. Another son refuses to join you? Bombard his home planet, surely that won't be an issue down the line. Another son using forbidden techniques to warn you that half your sons are rebelling? Take issue with the way the message was delivered, ignore the actual message. 
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I heart Papa Nurgle. Gonna pop pimples in Heaven.
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MisterBibs posted:Another son using forbidden techniques to warn you that half your sons are rebelling? Take issue with the way the message was delivered, ignore the actual message. The Emperor was an idiot and a dick, but that's not a great example. He had banned Psychic powers, and then Magnus does one of the biggest feats of Psyker power by projecting his own mind across the galaxy through the Webway to Terra, without really any understanding of what he was doing. And when he gets to Terra, he rips through the nascent portal there and destroys it. Remember that the Emperor had withdrawn from the Great Crusade so that he could focus completely on mastering the Webway because doing so would free humanity from Warp travel, uniting the Empire forever and greatly reducing it's exposure to Chaos. Then Magnus comes in, destroys the portal, destroys all the machinery to make the portal and the greatest scientific minds that the Emperor had gathered there to build the portal. Also in destroying the portal Magnus created a rip in space on Terra, so the Emperor could neither start all over again or return to the Great Crusade, he had to dedicate his entire focus to battling Chaos and holding reality closed so that Terra wouldn't become a new miniature Eye of Terror. And Magnus didn't really even manage to warn the Emperor. He just smashed through in a storm of psychic power, realizes that he's destroyed his father's grand vision of a united human galaxy, maybe manages to squeak out a little "Uh,, dad, Horus is up to something, there's some problems brewing, watch out for Horus" and then his strength gives out and his soul flies back to his body Yeah, if the Emperor had told Magnus about Chaos and the Webway none of that would've happened in the first place, but still. Magnus hosed up. 
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We're still doing funny pictures in here, right?   From the book Christian Boys Problems by Bertrand Williams, 1943.
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Guy Goodbody posted:The Emperor was an idiot and a dick, but that's not a great example. He had banned Psychic powers, and then Magnus does one of the biggest feats of Psyker power by projecting his own mind across the galaxy through the Webway to Terra, without really any understanding of what he was doing. And when he gets to Terra, he rips through the nascent portal there and destroys it. Remember that the Emperor had withdrawn from the Great Crusade so that he could focus completely on mastering the Webway because doing so would free humanity from Warp travel, uniting the Empire forever and greatly reducing it's exposure to Chaos. Then Magnus comes in, destroys the portal, destroys all the machinery to make the portal and the greatest scientific minds that the Emperor had gathered there to build the portal. Also in destroying the portal Magnus created a rip in space on Terra, so the Emperor could neither start all over again or return to the Great Crusade, he had to dedicate his entire focus to battling Chaos and holding reality closed so that Terra wouldn't become a new miniature Eye of Terror. And Magnus didn't really even manage to warn the Emperor. He just smashed through in a storm of psychic power, realizes that he's destroyed his father's grand vision of a united human galaxy, maybe manages to squeak out a little "Uh,, dad, Horus is up to something, there's some problems brewing, watch out for Horus" and then his strength gives out and his soul flies back to his body If the Emperor had taken just ten minutes out of every day to write his sons a note and tell them he loved them everything would have been fine. Everything is awful because he's a poo poo father.
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[quote="“Zamboni_Rodeo”" post="“474856200”"] From the book Christian Boys Problems by Bertrand Williams, 1943. [/quote] Ah, before we knew about crystal technology
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
Now I want to know what he thought about blood donation. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:Now I want to know what he thought about blood donation. If those soldiers wanted their blood so bad maybe they shouldn't have been shot? They aren't getting my precious bodily fluids!
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Dreddout posted:The sterilization bit yeah, but the brainwashing pheremons bit is from an official book. The pheromone stuff has been in since the very first Tau codex, they didn't add it in after the fact.
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How about some funny pictures for the 99% of us who don't give a gently caress about this stupid Warhammer bullshit?
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*adds Doctor Jackstraw to FutureSAUsernames.txt*
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Saw this on reddit and immediately thought of you artist wizards in this thread You know what I think that's more this type of situation: E: Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
Also there seem to be a lot of problems that you just don't have if you're not Christian. I never considered that.
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Data Graham posted:*adds Doctor Jackstraw to FutureSAUsernames.txt* Dibs on Abnormal Drug Trafficker. Ooh, and my avatar will be the Abby Normal brain from Young Frankenstein with the text, "This is your brain on drugs."
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Data Graham posted:*adds Doctor Jackstraw to FutureSAUsernames.txt* 
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Because of the 9/11 attacks, the episode "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" was pulled from syndication, as the episode centered on Homer waiting by the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. When the episode returned from being banned, some prints cut out all the scenes of Homer at the Twin Towers, making the episode incoherent and very short. Other syndicated prints just edit out the line, "Sorry, they stick all the jerks in Tower One" and cut out the part where after Homer finally finds a bathroom in the second tower, he screams after seeing his car get towed (though that may have been a typical syndication cut — the kind where parts considered superfluous or too long are cut to make room for commercials). The original uncut episode is on the season nine DVD (with commentary from the writers on how the episode is now in bad taste thanks to 9/11, but it still has its moments that have stood the test of time). In the United Kingdom, this episode was planned to air on BBC Two for the first time on 28 September 2001, but ultimately was never shown on the BBC at all. Channel 4 (who won the rights to terrestrial broadcasts of the show from the BBC) and Sky One have both broadcast a censored version that removes as much of the Twin Towers as possible.
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