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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Errant Gin Monks posted:

I like his rant against social welfare when the Amish act as a community that continually prop each other up with barn raising, sharing crops and helping each other constantly to ensure everyone is taken care of and a safety net exists for the community as a whole.

This is one of the reasons rural communities tend to have these strong ties; people periodically need help with large projects outside the scale of what they can do themselves. So you help when a neighbor needs it done, so your neighbor will help when you need it done (x25 neighbors). Then you've got good feelings because you work with these people and accomplish stuff with 'em.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Pick posted:

This is one of the reasons rural communities tend to have these strong ties; people periodically need help with large projects outside the scale of what they can do themselves. So you help when a neighbor needs it done, so your neighbor will help when you need it done (x25 neighbors). Then you've got good feelings because you work with these people and accomplish stuff with 'em.

yeah that was always the nice thing about living in ruralville, in a way

didn't care much for the boredom lack of services and bullying though

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
It's not enough for a girl to be a virgin...
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/891521958189441024/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

E: And hey, it's The Return of Twinkcel! (He's the one responding.)

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Pththya-lyi posted:

It's not enough for a girl to be a virgin...
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/891521958189441024/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

E: And hey, it's The Return of Twinkcel! (He's the one responding.)

Holy poo poo😳

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Pththya-lyi posted:

It's not enough for a girl to be a virgin...
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/891521958189441024/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

E: And hey, it's The Return of Twinkcel! (He's the one responding.)

These guys...they know about the whole menstrual cycle right?

Right?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pththya-lyi posted:

It's not enough for a girl to be a virgin...
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/891521958189441024/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

E: And hey, it's The Return of Twinkcel! (He's the one responding.)

someone has certainly never used a tampon

"masturbation aid" lmfao it dries you the gently caress out. like that's what this device does. it's not a good time.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Pick posted:

someone has certainly never used a tampon

"masturbation aid" lmfao it dries you the gently caress out. like that's what this device does. it's not a good time.

i used to get bad nosebleeds as a kid, and sometimes my mom would use a tampon to stanch the bleeding. it worked like a charm

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Pick posted:

someone has certainly never used a tampon

"masturbation aid" lmfao it dries you the gently caress out. like that's what this device does. it's not a good time.

By that same logic, tight underwear is, too, because it rubs against your dick.

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Jul 20, 2017

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Koyaanisgoatse posted:

i used to get bad nosebleeds as a kid, and sometimes my mom would use a tampon to stanch the bleeding. it worked like a charm

There's a reason tampons and pads were used as medical equipment by segregated, all-male military units, and it's bc they're really good at staunching bloodflow.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
imagine you have a super fun slip-n-slide. and then someone coats your slip-n-slide in sheets of fiberglass insulation. now try to enjoy that slip n slide. yeah i thought so.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Pick posted:

imagine you have a super fun slip-n-slide. and then someone coats your slip-n-slide in sheets of fiberglass insulation. now try to enjoy that slip n slide. yeah i thought so.

time works the same way

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Oct 15, 2012

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Pick posted:

imagine you have a super fun slip-n-slide. and then someone coats your slip-n-slide in sheets of fiberglass insulation. now try to enjoy that slip n slide. yeah i thought so.

This is how women get off? Wow the female anatomy sure is beyond explanation

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

mojo1701a posted:

By that same logic, tight underwear is, too, because it rubs against your dick.

You can have my boxer-briefs when you tear them off my cold dead groin.

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May 13, 2006

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Pick posted:

This is one of the reasons rural communities tend to have these strong ties; people periodically need help with large projects outside the scale of what they can do themselves. So you help when a neighbor needs it done, so your neighbor will help when you need it done (x25 neighbors). Then you've got good feelings because you work with these people and accomplish stuff with 'em.

Even that wiki link of the space tiger people that genetically bred their females to sub sentience has a word for this.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Read this as 'Must be at least 8 - 10 years old'.

No. He's saying the girl must be rated on a scale minimum 8 out of 10.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



GORILLA BASTARD posted:

No. He's saying the girl must be rated on a scale minimum 8 out of 10.

You're both right. These CHUDs desire sexy, sexy preadolescents.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




GORILLA BASTARD posted:

No. He's saying the girl must be rated on a scale minimum 8 out of 10.

Glad to know you're on the case, bud.

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May 15, 2017

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Koyaanisgoatse posted:

i used to get bad nosebleeds as a kid, and sometimes my mom would use a tampon to stanch the bleeding. it worked like a charm

that's the best episode of Beavis & Butt-Head

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Pththya-lyi posted:

It's not enough for a girl to be a virgin...
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/891521958189441024/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

E: And hey, it's The Return of Twinkcel! (He's the one responding.)

Kath Barbadoro discovering incels has basically been its own comedy goldmine opening for business.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Pththya-lyi posted:

It's not enough for a girl to be a virgin...
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/891521958189441024/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2F

E: And hey, it's The Return of Twinkcel! (He's the one responding.)

For a comparatively pleasurable experience, he should try stuffing a pack of cotton balls up his butt and some Q-Tips in his peehole. I heard feels good to stick things in there

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

:discourse:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



"Going on the family vacation, son. You can go Greyhound and meet us there. I guess. Or not."

I'm guessing they aren't quite ready to disown their little sex criminal so they are doing passive aggressive incrimentalism.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Their worried their dicks can't even compete with a tampon. They're jealous of an inanimate fabric blood absorber. :allears:

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Pac-Manioc Root posted:

"Going on the family vacation, son. You can go Greyhound and meet us there. I guess. Or not."

I'm guessing they aren't quite ready to disown their little sex criminal so they are doing passive aggressive incrimentalism.

The guy who jerks off to some underage girl on a bus is complaining that he has to share the bus with "degenerates". :wtf:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



"ugh, riding the bus with poor people and degenerates" says the guy who relies on his parents for transportation and jerks off in public.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009


click the 'less' button, please.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

LanceHunter posted:

The guy who jerks off to some underage girl on a bus is complaining that he has to share the bus with "degenerates". :wtf:

Or, as the rest of us call them, the gainfully employed.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
"I didn't even get to finish"

And if it takes 10 hours to go somewhere, a taxi would be ridiculously expensive, yes?

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Fathers with daughters are the biggest cucks.

Especially ugly/beta fathers. If an ugly guy manages to ever breed and actually has a daughter, she will never respect him. She will make fun of him to all her friends and her Chad bfs and will go out of her way to rebel and get knocked up by Chad at the age of 14 just to spite her beta father.

It's just funny to see fathers spoil their daughters, be overprotective of them, literally treat them like princesses thinking they are so innocent meanwhile they have been taking Chad dick since the age of 11. 13 year olds are having group sex and making porn nowadays. 9 and 10 year old girls are giving blowjobs. If you have a daughter chances are she is the furthest thing imaginable from the delicate, innocent, naive little flower you think she is.

It pisses me off especially with fathers who have kids of both genders yet spoil their daughters. You need to spend your time focusing on your son and making sure he does not become incel, blackpilling him from a young age and teaching him how to survive in an increasingly gynocentric society. Your daughter will be fine, she will have everything handed to her on a silver platter. Your son will not (unless he's Chad of course)

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Normies should have to ask your permission to gently caress your sister

If you have no dad and are raised by a single mom, than your sister's boyfriends should have to ask you (the man of the household) permission to bed her.

Only a man can adequately judge another man. It would be based on virtue and payment/gifts to the head of the household. If you let women (especially young girls) use their own judgment they will pick criminal chads 99% of the time.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

lazorexplosion posted:

Normies should have to ask your permission to gently caress your sister

If you have no dad and are raised by a single mom, than your sister's boyfriends should have to ask you (the man of the household) permission to bed her.

Only a man can adequately judge another man. It would be based on virtue and payment/gifts to the head of the household. If you let women (especially young girls) use their own judgment they will pick criminal chads 99% of the time.

Criminal Chad is the new gold standard in Chads. No girl with an ounce of self-respect will settle for Law-Abiding Chad anymore.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll'ya take in trade?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
That'll be a package of Sugar Bombs, twenty caps, and some 44 magnum ammo.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


lazorexplosion posted:

It's just funny to see fathers spoil their daughters, be overprotective of them, literally treat them like princesses thinking they are so innocent meanwhile they have been taking Chad dick since the age of 11. 13 year olds are having group sex and making porn nowadays. 9 and 10 year old girls are giving blowjobs. If you have a daughter chances are she is the furthest thing imaginable from the delicate, innocent, naive little flower you think she is.

I forgot how crazy those 4th grade sleepovers got.


Wild times...

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Tom Guycot posted:

I forgot how crazy those 4th grade sleepovers got.


Wild times...

My 4th grade class had to be told not to engage in oral sex on the playground, and they definitely did a bad job delineating "because its bad to do that" and "because its bad to do that on school property"

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


I remember one of my friends getting teased in 5th grade because "boy your girlfriend looks like she's getting fat" and a lot of stuff about her belly. Didn't put it together for like a month that they were banging and people were joking about her being pregnant.

Bet kids experimenting makes incels want to kill themselves.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

turn left thread, quick

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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lazorexplosion posted:

It's just funny to see fathers spoil their daughters, be overprotective of them, literally treat them like princesses thinking they are so innocent meanwhile they have been taking Chad dick since the age of 11. 13 year olds are having group sex and making porn nowadays. 9 and 10 year old girls are giving blowjobs. If you have a daughter chances are she is the furthest thing imaginable from the delicate, innocent, naive little flower you think she is.

...do they seek out porn with 13 year olds in it, because, uuuuh, UUUUH.

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



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