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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

a real chump posted:

remember when cruz made phonecalls for trump after he called his wife ugly and his dad a cuban assassin?

lmao

to be fair im pretty sure most people wish their dad was a cuban assassin

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Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Not gonna lie, Romney could pull off the "2020 is hindsight" bumper sticker gag. Probably the only one who could. Throw a #dadjokes on there and every Cracker Barrel in the nation would be primarying Trump.

Fix has issued a correction as of 08:57 on Jul 31, 2017

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I have intoxicated myself.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

NITE CREW IT'S TIME FOR RICK AND MORTY



(FREE BALOOGAN)

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Yossarian-22 posted:

(FREE BALOOGAN)

a bargain at any price imo

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
rick and morty is fuckin dumb

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

a bargain at any price imo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



peckerwoods

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

ScrubLeague posted:

rick and morty is fuckin dumb

Who isn't?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Flavius Belisarius posted:

what's this from?

thats just me playing the internationale

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/white-house-staff-not-sure-john-kelly

quote:


Top White House employees on Sunday had no idea whether their colleagues will report to newly minted chief of staff John Kelly, who replaced his embattled predecessor Reince Priebus on Friday.


*~*General*~* Kelly is definitely in control of this White House, things are gonna change I can feel it.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Wolfsheim posted:

i tried to watch star trek enterprise and its uncanny how much scott bakula is channeling george w., hard to get past tbh (also the show is just generally bad)

WRONG

you're a george w

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/williamshatner/status/891852127085109249

captains log: sjw snowflakes have infected this system with misandry

lol more like shitner

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Ramadu posted:

i think ull find it was the xindi who did that by blowing up florida

i dunno why the humans got so mad about that. blowing up florida is a good thing

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i bet william shatner likes to gently caress

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!


Jeb!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



deadgoon posted:

i bet william shatner likes to fuckin pause in the middle of sentences

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Internet Webguy posted:

And ... this is ... your .... failureoflogic ... SJWs ... stand ... for inequality ... where they are ... superior ... toanyoneelse hence ... my ... use of ... Misandry ... and Snowflake

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


my name

is

william









shitner

lol

piss






tape





is real

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Incels:
Picard
Bakula

Volcels:
Sisqo
Janeway

Loves to gently caress:
Kirk

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Trump helped me finally figure out that "It's not the crime, it's the coverup" refers not to how the crimes you perform during the coverup are ultimately what you go down for, but that by covering up a crime you implicitly acknowledge that a crime has taken place.

By loudly and repeatedly declaring your intent to do crimes and refusing to even connect the mental dots that the thing you're doing is in fact a crime, the narrative can't be turned against you enough for anyone to actually press charges or arrest you. Like being a sovereign citizen, only for actual sovereigns.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

HMS Beagle posted:

Incels:
Picard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfect_Mate#Plot

lol captain picuck

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
cuckard

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
USS Altrighterprise NCC 1488

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




picard is like peak volcel

he went to planet gently caress and kept waving ladies off so he could read a space novel on the bonin beach outside the palace of dilz

then he got kidnapped by fish terrorists from the future

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Hey, Sisko had a new kid at the end of the series

(who he abandoned to go be a space time god, but still)

Also he totally tapped mirror Jadzia

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

wtf i hate will shatner now

and patrick stewart was in the emoji movie but he's still good and cool, and my frned

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Inescapable Duck posted:

Hey, Sisko had a new kid at the end of the series

(who he abandoned to go be a space time god, but still)

Also he totally tapped mirror Jadzia

Sisko added the and ill be back lane in the finale because he didjt want to be seen as a bdeadbeat dad

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Squizzle posted:

picard is like peak volcel

he went to planet gently caress and kept waving ladies off so he could read a space novel on the bonin beach outside the palace of dilz

then he got kidnapped by fish terrorists from the future

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
there was also a subplot in one of the casino holodeck eps where sisko didmt want to help because they whitewashed the racism fpm old timey vegas

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Avery brooks is woke af

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Obama is sisko, hillary is Janeway, dubya was riker, bill is kirk, picard is bernie andtrump is a tng ferengi before they were cool

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Avery bullock is the greatest role that Patrick Stewart has ever performed

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Reality Winner posted:

Obama is sisko, hillary is Janeway, dubya was riker, bill is kirk, picard is bernie andtrump is a tng ferengi before they were cool

What does this make Gorka?

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i just heard about this thing called queer nihilism which maybe everyone else is familiar with idk it sounds very nite crew / death crew

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/baedan-baedan

also

quote:

This analysis of positivism is not particular to queerness. One can as easily point to any number of anarchist projects and expose the ways in which they reproduce the very alienation they aim to overcome. Cooperative business, radical commodities, independent media, social spaces, Food Not Bombs: when positive anarchist projects aren’t doing social work to stave off collapse or upheaval, they are developing the innovations (self-management, decentralized production, crowd-sourcing, social networking) that will help to extend capital’s reign into the next century.

let get wrecked anarkkkists

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/891874070547099648

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

picard is like peak volcel

he went to planet gently caress

poetry

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Rather than rejecting, with liberal discourse, the ascription of negativity to the queer, we might… do better to consider accepting and even embracing it. Not in the hope of forging thereby some more perfect social order—such a hope, after all, would only reproduce the constraining mandate of futurism, just as any such order would equally occasion the negativity of the queer—but rather to refuse the insistence of hope itself as affirmation, which is always affirmation of an order whose refusal will register as unthinkable, irresponsible, inhumane. And the trump card of affirmation? Always the question: If not this, what? Always the demand to translate the insistence, the pulsive force, or negativity into some determinate stance or “position” whose determination would thus negate it: always the imperative to immure it in some stable and positive form… I do not intend to propose some “good” that will thereby be assured. To the contrary, I mean to insist that nothing, and certainly not what we call “good,” can ever have any assurance at all in the order of the Symbolic… [W]e might rather, figuratively cast our vote for “none of the above,” for the primacy of a constant “no” in response to the law of the symbolic, which would echo that law’s foundational act, its self-constituting negation.

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
that guy is me and the liberals hes talkign about are yinlock

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