Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

rear end cobra posted:

We will get good tweets tonight, I promise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGgiasHFtwU&t=17s

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

this isn't even real journalism

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Reality Winner posted:

Avery brooks is woke af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MEYMMDhKk

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
why are books so expensive, if i had $15 i would spend it on food

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jabronie posted:

this isn't even real journalism

Nothing is real anymore.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



pisstape

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



we are approaching bitch tweet zero time. at this moment, trump has likely awakened due to uncomfortable gas buildup in his beleaguered colon, and the first sparks of the next epic bitch tweet are cascading across the gentle curve of his smooth cerebrum
























































ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



put me down for a 51 votes tweet

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



whats the over under on ellipses?

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

a real chump posted:

remember when cruz made phonecalls for trump after he called his wife ugly and his dad a cuban assassin?

lmao

the ultra cuck

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

punchymcpunch posted:

whats the over under on ellipses?

three tweets over 10 minutes
subject healthcare

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Computer, open tweeting frequencies, and hail the fat bitch

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



punchymcpunch posted:

whats the over under on ellipses?

can't really do that with a binary outcome

i'll give you 14:88 odds tho

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

make fat orange tweet a bitch

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I do not hope for the tweet, for I know that it will bring ruin upon us all. I do not desire the tweet, but it is necessary.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/891962056903204866

Lol the russians are desperate as gently caress

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



by jove i think theyve got it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
a little late fellas

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
someone read the 21k macron emails and post the funny ones tia

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
time for a le penn come back

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/891962056903204866

Lol the russians are desperate as gently caress

Assange is such a gently caress boy

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/891962056903204866

Lol the russians are desperate as gently caress

Has a leak like this happened to France before?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Okay someone explain the laser reference in the thread title to me

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Whoever's running the C-SPAM twitter account, you is good people.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

VectorSigma posted:

can't really do that with a binary outcome

i'll give you 14:88 odds tho

.5 nerd

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Scent of Worf posted:

Has a leak like this happened to France before?
Yes, right before the elections, but the French media was BANNED from talking about it.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

It's good though, this just means there's more poo poo building up in the system before he starts a tweet storm

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Alan Smithee posted:

Okay someone explain the laser reference in the thread title to me

It's something Bitchell said.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The French government said the last Macron email dump wasn't the Russians fwiw

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

VectorSigma posted:

can't really do that with a binary outcome

i'll give you 14:88 odds tho

What if they want the number of dots?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I'm gonna say the opening tweet will be triggered by something on fox and friends where they talk about ending subsidies and he's going to prep people for a presser tomorrow.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

pathetic little tramp posted:

I'm gonna say the opening tweet will be triggered by something on fox and friends where they talk about ending subsidies and he's going to prep people for a presser tomorrow.

My bet is for a "Why aren't I investigating Hillary" opening tweet. Based on my decades-long intensive study of Trump's behavior patterns.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
This week, as Donald Trump publicly attacked Attorney General Jeff Sessions, an assault one restrained observer described as “a multitiered tower of political idiocy, a sublime monument to the moronic, a gaudy, gleaming, Ozymandian folly,” even David Horowitz, the anti-Leftist intellectual and author of Big Agenda: President Trump’s Plan to Save America, felt compelled to admit something to his Twitter followers: “I have to confess, I'm really distressed by Trump's shabby treatment of Sessions.”

Trump has always been vehemently opposed from the left and distrusted on the right by Never Trump conservatives, who continue to be dismayed by his behavior. But this week as never before, public doubts surfaced among Trump boosters and apologists, prompting Jay Cost to quip, “at the end it's just gonna be Sean Hannity huddled in a corner, quietly whispering to himself that Trump is a great American.”




:newlol:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i wonder what trump is thinkin bout right now

if only there were a way to know...

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
i like it when he doesn't make the tweet because, whilst i enjoy the tweets, that means poo poo is really hosed up and we are going to get super crazy tweets

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

orange sky posted:

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/891962056903204866

Lol the russians are desperate as gently caress

lol when's the ecuadorian assassin due at assange's broom closet for da cleaning?

  • Locked thread