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I bet Cersei would be hella pissed when she finds out Jaime didn't remind Olenna that Cersei annihilated her entire family after Olenna was boasting about killing Joffrey. She might even ask Qyburn to attempt a resurrection.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:18
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If Jaime actually does have that about-face this season, that moment was probably what sealed it. He visited Tyrion down in his cell and always had an affection for the guy, so to learn that Cersei's campaign to have him tried and executed was poorly-manufactured bullshit might be enough to push him over the edge. Either that, or this season Dave Hill is a writer on the show.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:30
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So is it official that people on Westeros still haven't discovered pier technology? It seems like it's always people anchoring the ship a kilometer out and then rowing some dinky boat while the protagonist stands at the prow. I think we've only seen ships actually moored at a dock in the second season on the iron islands.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:33
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Thundercracker posted:This show has gone full anime. Nah, they avoided Daario's blue hair and Arthur Dayne's glowy sword. emanresu tnuocca posted:I bet Cersei would be hella pissed when she finds out Jaime didn't remind Olenna that Cersei annihilated her entire family after Olenna was boasting about killing Joffrey. That was a tragic accident.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:34
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Lycus posted:Nah, they avoided Daario's blue hair and Arthur Dayne's glowy sword. But they substituted it with every single loving thing in existence knowing how to Instant Transmission
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Jul 31, 2017 13:37
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Euron is basically the dude from a big four consulting firm that looks at your books and says "yeah look I'll be honest, a lot of these people can go" except he can also cast dimension door and see the future.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:38
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can someone repost the season spoilers so I can see how accurate they've been
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Jul 31, 2017 13:39
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This Targaryan Reconquista will probably enter the books of history as the most unsatisfying war ever fought. By the way, how could Varys not know the Lannisters weren't in Casterlyrock? Or that the Greyjoys might actually do something useful and burn down the rest of the Armada? Or that Casterlyrock is super loving useless anyways? I can see that Danaerys is not particularly good at this war thing, but at least her advisors and officers should have some idea that the enemy usually does not wait for you to arrive and do your plan.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:39
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Euron is loving hilarious. Hes too good for this show.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:41
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How hard is it to click on page 1 for the OP?In It For The Tank posted:- Dany and her posse arrives in Westeros, demands fealty from lords of Westeros, burns those who don't comply
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Jul 31, 2017 13:42
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Nobnob posted:This Targaryan Reconquista will probably enter the books of history as the most unsatisfying war ever fought. I bet Varys knew everything but he is sulky because Dany scolded him so he's not telling.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:43
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Also, I like that Cercei now looks like a Vulcan.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:44
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emanresu tnuocca posted:I bet Varys knew everything but he is sulky because Dany scolded him so he's not telling. Given that his true loyalty lies with the people, angering Dany until she uses her dragons against those people would be a bad idea. Seeing that so far this season seems to be full of really bad ideas, I think you are entirely right.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:46
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Propaganda Machine posted:How hard is it to click on page 1 for the OP? too hard, thanks. so the only thing not entirely on point, yet, is the first blurb. hell yeah
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Jul 31, 2017 13:46
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Gorn Myson posted:Euron is loving hilarious. Hes too good for this show. "Oh noooooooooo. What a twat."
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Jul 31, 2017 13:48
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Nobnob posted:I can see that Danaerys is not particularly good at this war thing, but at least her advisors and officers should have some idea that the enemy usually does not wait for you to arrive and do your plan. tbf her advisors are a randomly picked former slave soldier, a spy and a drunk. Too bad she has no one with more military, maybe even command experience. 
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Jul 31, 2017 13:50
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bloom posted:tbf her advisors are a randomly picked former slave soldier, a spy and a drunk. Too bad she has no one with more military, maybe even command experience. This guy would also do in a pinch: 
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Jul 31, 2017 13:52
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Lycus posted:Nah, they avoided Daario's blue hair and Arthur Dayne's glowy sword. I was really referring to how convoluted the plots are vs. how stupid everyone is. This season is really reminding me of Final Fantasy XV where the villian has a decades long plan filled with magical deception and backstabbing, toppling entire kingdoms to manipulate events, but he's going up against the mental power of four male models so what's even the point.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:53
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Nobnob posted:This Targaryan Reconquista will probably enter the books of history as the most unsatisfying war ever fought. think Varys lost his Westeros spy ring to Qyburn.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:55
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emanresu tnuocca posted:This guy would also do in a pinch: Ultimately I'm glad they didn't cast Michael Cera for the role.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:55
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mastershakeman posted:too hard, thanks. so the only thing not entirely on point, yet, is the first blurb. hell yeah Ha. To be fair, she does say "I'll burn you alive" out loud so the source could easily have missinterpreted/glossed over that finer point. The only others I can see are Euron killing the Sand Snakes (he only nabbed two of them, even if the third rots eventually), and Olenna poisoning herself, which is technically true I guess but that was really just Jaime being nice to her. Looking forward to the fifteen minutes of Sam having a slowly-spoken argument with the archmaester over what he saw in the decrepit scrolls and books to justify heading north. And why is Jorah even still around Oldtown by the time that happens? That little task would take months. He'd be back at Dragonstone and hitting on Emilia Clarke well before then unless the show is loving with juxtaposed timelines in a way that makes zero sense, which it almost certainly is. And even then, he'd still have skipped town.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:57
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quote:In King's Landing, Jon, Dany and their allies show a live wight to Cersei to win her aid as well. Cersei agrees to help but secretly plots to allow the White Walkers to kill her enemies first I refuse to believe this happens. There's no way Dany or Jon is going to ally with Cersei, not even with how bad the writing is.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:00
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WampaLord posted:I refuse to believe this happens. There's no way Dany is going to ally with Cersei, not even with how bad the writing is. Nah that part makes sense, especially with the setup of Cersei planning to let the wights do the hard work. That and all these speeches about how worthless it is to rule over ashes. gently caress, that poo poo has probably taken up a half hour of screentime so far this season.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:02
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quote:Sam cures Jorah's greyscale with his maester powers and they go North together This one is basically proven false, right? Jorah says he's going to join Dany, not go North, and it doesn't seem like Sam is going anywhere.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:04
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's not just the peasants tho. it's them, all the nobles and poo poo. religion was pretty important back then. blowing up the sept should've driven most of the country into open revolt. you know this is a fantasy show and not history right? what the gently caress do you mean 'back then'
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Jul 31, 2017 14:07
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WampaLord posted:This one is basically proven false, right? Jorah says he's going to join Dany, not go North, and it doesn't seem like Sam is going anywhere. Everybody from Dragonstone seems to end up going north. That strikes me as an episodes 5-6 adventure.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:10
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Thundercracker posted:I was really referring to how convoluted the plots are vs. how stupid everyone is. This season is really reminding me of Final Fantasy XV where the villian has a decades long plan filled with magical deception and backstabbing, toppling entire kingdoms to manipulate events, but he's going up against the mental power of four male models so what's even the point. Instead we have to put up with poo poo like; "Hi, Iron Bank here. You owe us money and we won't give you any more until you pay up even though you clearly have no means to do so" "The Lannisters always pay their debts" "Fairplay then, I see no issue here. Have some more cash" Its all so very hollow because its obvious the writers want this big payoff battle, so they have to have all of these characters trying to persuade each other and the only way to do so in a logical way is to just make them devolve into being pants-on-head stupid.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:13
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quote:- Viserion (the white dragon) dies and the Night's King raises him as a blue eyes wight dragon I just noticed this one and lol
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Jul 31, 2017 14:13
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Propaganda Machine posted:Everybody from Dragonstone seems to end up going north. That strikes me as an episodes 5-6 adventure. I see zero reasons for Sam to leave the Citadel, and no spoiler has mentioned anything about why he might.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:13
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WampaLord posted:This one is basically proven false, right? Jorah says he's going to join Dany, not go North, and it doesn't seem like Sam is going anywhere. There's episode by episode spoilers if you click my latest probation that seem even more accurate. I'd post them, but I'm on my phone.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:15
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WampaLord posted:I see zero reasons for Sam to leave the Citadel, and no spoiler has mentioned anything about why he might. Like I said a little bit up, I think Sam finds enough in the poo poo he's meant to transcribe that he cons his way out of Oldtown in the most ridiculous, convoluted way possible.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:15
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WampaLord posted:This one is basically proven false, right? Jorah says he's going to join Dany, not go North, and it doesn't seem like Sam is going anywhere. Jorah will go on the Wight hunt and Sam will also go north at some stage. He might suggest they pick up Sam because he's a top tier nerd and they'll require his expertise on dragon glass and zombies.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's episode by episode spoilers if you click my latest probation that seem even more accurate. I'd post them, but I'm on my phone. Thanks! All it says is "Sam leaves for Winterfell with Gilly and baby" with no reason as to why.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's episode by episode spoilers if you click my latest probation that seem even more accurate. I'd post them, but I'm on my phone. Oh. Cool. Solice Kirsk posted:Warning! Spoilers!
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Jul 31, 2017 14:18
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Gorn Myson posted:Instead we have to put up with poo poo like; She asked him for 14 days (a fortnight), and swore she would pay her debts by then. Then she sacked Highgarden, and in the trailer for the next episode we see her giving the iron bank Tyrell gold. Do any of you actually watch the show or are you just making up random complaints in your furious minds?
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Jul 31, 2017 14:22
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TheRat posted:She asked him for 14 days (a fortnight), and swore she would pay her debts by then. Then she sacked Highgarden, and in the trailer for the next episode we see her giving the iron bank Tyrell gold. Do any of you actually watch the show or are you just making up random complaints in your furious minds? I think the thread is overreacting, a bit, to how much everybody in the real world seems to love this. I actually watch my tits and dragons with friends* by way of my bestie, and I even asked him before we headed over whether our group actually liked this show or if we were hatewatching, before I offended anybody. *they have taken to singing the stupid Peter Dinklage song over the main theme and I let them know that tits and dragons had similar syllable structure and cadence. They...seemed to have fun with this.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:26
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Shouldn't those breastplates be covered in leather so our mans don't get cold? I get this was supposed to show how she's picked up stuff and is now a skilled leader but the dudes are gonna be wearing a nice quilted gambeson under them and furs over them, it'll be fine.
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Jul 31, 2017 14:51
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How long until Jon and Daenarys keep the family tradition and hookup?
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Rojo_Sombrero posted:How long until Jon and Daenarys keep the family tradition and hookup? Calling it: Jon opens up about his
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