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drowned in pussy juice posted:i'm pretty sure euron is not only a merger of two of the greyjoy brothers from the books but also aurene waters, the dude who owns cersei and steals all her ships to become a pirate king gently caress you
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i'm pretty confident saying you can assume euron is going to eat cersei's butthole
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Euron's new theme song.
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are we supposed to think highgarden had no armies left or that they got defeated offscreen? Did they spend all their meagre budget on the small casterly rock siege?
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Jul 31, 2017 05:38
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Such a wonderfully written show, I'm honored to be a part of television history.
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Athropos posted:are we supposed to think highgarden had no armies left or that they got defeated offscreen? Did they spend all their meagre budget on the small casterly rock siege? I'm wondering where the Lannister's supply train was. Yeah, I'm a nerd who thinks about that stuff.
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Athropos posted:are we supposed to think highgarden had no armies left or that they got defeated offscreen? Did they spend all their meagre budget on the small casterly rock siege? All the extras blew up along with their named characters when Cersei did a 9/11 on them. Also goddamn Emilia Clarke can't act for poo poo.
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drowned in pussy juice posted:i'm pretty sure euron is not only a merger of two of the greyjoy brothers from the books but also aurene waters, the dude who owns cersei and steals all her ships to become a pirate king euron being some badass captain is definitely the show folding victarian into him
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Jul 31, 2017 06:01
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Euron is the only loving character I care about now
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That was terrible. Varys and Red Bitch gonna die. Sam getting punished by having to read a bunch of poo poo oh boy. Dany never got raped. At least Jamie knows Tyrion was innocent. But holy poo poo. who wrote this? dany is a totally different character and now her hot translator chick is acting weird, too. This season has been awful. 4 eps to go. AT LEAST WE GET ICE DRAGON!
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Waltzing Along posted:
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Arcsquad12 posted:GRRM account spotted. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Only things I want out of this season is the Hound's roast comedy tour and zombie Hodor smashing Brann with a door, until then Emilia Clarke's bad acting + the adventures of the brain damaged Euron and his Fast and Furious boat will suffice.
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Jon Snow and Dany are both wooden and boring and have no chemistry. Whatever the opposite of on-screen sizzle is, they have it in spades.
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Dany was like, 14 when she married Khal Drogo and had no choice whatsoever about getting plowed on her weddin night so.... like.... drat guys, thas rape ya know?
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bag em and tag em posted:Dany was like, 14 when she married Khal Drogo and had no choice whatsoever about getting plowed on her weddin night so.... like.... drat guys, thas rape ya know? Seriously, in their post-wedding scene it was very clear that it was not-at-all consensual.
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Blue Raider posted:euron being some badass captain is definitely the show folding victarian into him they gave him the most boring bits of Victarion which is "is on a boat and hits dudes with an axe", where is his full plate armor and his burning hand and him sacrificing people to every single loving god he can think of at once just to be sure
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The Dennis System posted:Jon Snow and Dany are both wooden and boring and have no chemistry. Whatever the opposite of on-screen sizzle is, they have it in spades. geez it's almost as if the characters are really cautious and untrusting of each other who woulda thunk it???
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Teikanmi posted:geez it's almost as if the characters are really cautious and untrusting of each other You have a point, but they're also just v boring characters.
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Surely they had room in the budget not to make most of that battle happen off-screen. After what, 3 or 4 seasons of building up the unsullied as some unstoppable force, all we get when they finally get here is them trying to climb ladders and grey worm poking a few guys with a spear?
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🤗🤗 Euron and Cersei 😍😍
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Nothing like condemning a woman to watching her daughter rot away in a cell to get you in a dick sucking mood.
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I'm digging Urine's swagger. He's the only one having fun these days.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Surely they had room in the budget not to make most of that battle happen off-screen. After what, 3 or 4 seasons of building up the unsullied as some unstoppable force, all we get when they finally get here is them trying to climb ladders and grey worm poking a few guys with a spear? Pfft if they had spent more on the attack of Casterly Rock then they wouldn't have been able to spend as much as they did on the Tyrell attack oh wait.... Olenna: Did we fight well? Jaime: As well as could be expected (for the budget) deported to Canada fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Jul 31, 2017 |
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Athropos posted:are we supposed to think highgarden had no armies left or that they got defeated offscreen? Did they spend all their meagre budget on the small casterly rock siege? Mostly the latter part, but Randyll Tarly (Sam's dad) was with Jamie when they were marching on Highgarden. This implies that he took the bulk of the Reach forces under Olenna's rule and joined Jamie. Does anyone else feel grief that Casterly Rock and Highgarden were run-of-the-mill castles and not at all like:  
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Does anyone else feel grief that Casterly Rock and Highgarden were run-of-the-mill castles and not at all like: I'm kinda glad the Iron throne doesn't look the way George envisioned. It looks like something out of Warhammer 40k the way he had it in his head. http://io9.gizmodo.com/george-r-r-martin-this-is-what-the-iron-throne-really-721293015 (first link on google, sorry it's gizmodo)
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I'm rewatching the old seasons and people are way too stupid about the whole "bending the knee" thing. For example in season 5 the king beyond the wall refuses to do it and gets burned alive. Just kneel, get what you want, and then do whatever you please once you have it. People betray each other all the time in this show, but apparently kneeling and falsely proclaiming loyalty to someone so they don't die or they get what they need (like Jon snow's situation) is going too far. Also they really, really like saying "bend the knee".
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Drunken Baker posted:I'm kinda glad the Iron throne doesn't look the way George envisioned. It looks like something out of Warhammer 40k the way he had it in his head. It is a bit excessive. The Red Keep wasn't built until Maegor I (Aegon's son) was in power, so the Iron Throne was forged in the Aegonfort - which was much smaller and made of wood.  So how did they fit Balerion in there? 
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The throne on Dragonstone reminds me of the rock trophy you get from Nickelodeon "Guts".
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I think this was a good episode. Danny is finally showing more than one emotion. Plus Euron is becoming such a great character. I'm actually excited to see what happens 
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm rewatching the old seasons and people are way too stupid about the whole "bending the knee" thing. For example in season 5 the king beyond the wall refuses to do it and gets burned alive. Just kneel, get what you want, and then do whatever you please once you have it. People betray each other all the time in this show, but apparently kneeling and falsely proclaiming loyalty to someone so they don't die or they get what they need (like Jon snow's situation) is going too far. It's very racist and sexist. Did anyone else notice how much heat Grey Worm was packing in those leather pants? They really need to spring for dance belts in their wardrobe budget, it's killing my immersion.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm rewatching the old seasons and people are way too stupid about the whole "bending the knee" thing. For example in season 5 the king beyond the wall refuses to do it and gets burned alive. Just kneel, get what you want, and then do whatever you please once you have it. People betray each other all the time in this show, but apparently kneeling and falsely proclaiming loyalty to someone so they don't die or they get what they need (like Jon snow's situation) is going too far. If you don't keep to your word why should others when it comes to you. In a medieval world bonds of faith/loyalty were really important. Even holding your hands together to pray was taken from the way you pledged your oath to the feudal king
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Waltzing Along posted:That was terrible. Dany is beginning to show signs of madness.
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Decebal posted:If you don't keep to your word why should others when it comes to you. In a medieval world bonds of faith/loyalty were really important. Even holding your hands together to pray was taken from the way you pledged your oath to the feudal king At least on the show, being loyal/faithful rarely works out well for people. The smart ones go with the flow until the opportunity arises to seize power for yourself. I mean, look at Euron - sure he's loyal now but if he doesn't throw Cersei under the bus by the end of the season I'll be shocked. The ones that remain loyal seem to always end up with their throats cut.
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NomChompsky posted:its called game of thrones not game of social justice babies its called game of thrones not game of social justice babies
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yeah I eat rear end posted:At least on the show, being loyal/faithful rarely works out well for people. The smart ones go with the flow until the opportunity arises to seize power for yourself. I mean, look at Euron - sure he's loyal now but if he doesn't throw Cersei under the bus by the end of the season I'll be shocked. The ones that remain loyal seem to always end up with their throats cut. That's why I'm surprised that Littlefinger caught a case of dementia. He was such a master strategist and intrigue stoker but now he seems to have forgotten whatever he initially wanted to accomplish.
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what was it he wanted to accomplish other than "gain more power"? Seems like he has managed to gain quite a lot so far
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drowned in pussy juice posted:i'm pretty sure euron is not only a merger of two of the greyjoy brothers from the books but also aurene waters, the dude who owns cersei and steals all her ships to become a pirate king I read those drat books and I can't remember who Aurene Waters is. Thanks for reminding why I no longer give a poo poo if GRRM finishes the next book or not.
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