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Knight posted:Poochie This is the perfect descriptor for Urine.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:37 |
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awyuh stawk
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:38 |
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Bran continues his inbroken streak of being the worst part of the story.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:46 |
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No Arya in the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqgi1IjDoU8 This show is bad.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:47 |
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This popped up in my youtube and is infinitely better than what we've been watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7ZK7KQF2Y
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:56 |
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Waltzing Along posted:This popped up in my youtube and is infinitely better than what we've been watching: but that was really bad, too
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:03 |
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how low can we go
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:06 |
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Mr. Unlucky posted:they had two unique vikings in the book and the show goes with this bland ramsay-lite poo poo what a waste of a character Victarion Greyjoy is great yeah.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:06 |
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Predictions for the next few episodes: - Arya gives Littlefinger a few inches of her needle. - All the super amazing unsullied warriors do gently caress all but die in a field. - The dragons continue to screech and fly around and do dick all for their momma. - Drogon eats Varys for no good reason except his character has run its course. Also, what's the bet Danny flaps a dragon up to Winterfell and is promptly warged by Brann because being a big screech lizard is somehow more annoying than a sled bound cripple?
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:12 |
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I'm the goon who considers himself too intellectually superior to enjoy Euron's character because "finger in the bum" and cool pirate battle scenes are too juvenile for me. I watch this show religiously, post about how bad it is, and hate my life.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:14 |
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Neurotic Roleplay posted:how low can we go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:17 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I'm the goon who considers himself too intellectually superior to enjoy Euron's character because "finger in the bum" and cool pirate battle scenes are too juvenile for me. I watch this show religiously, post about how bad it is, and hate my life.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:22 |
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I am Varys, the spider, master of spies. I can't figure out when Lannister armies move.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:23 |
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I am the iron bank, financier of the world, wealthier than all the kingdoms. Nobody has killed and robbed me.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:24 |
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nice why do people like the books again?
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:25 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I am the iron bank, financier of the world, wealthier than all the kingdoms. Nobody has killed and robbed me. I don't think this random bank officer carries the bank's net worth on him
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:26 |
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brugroffil posted:I don't think this random bank officer carries the bank's net worth on him
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:34 |
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brugroffil posted:I don't think this random bank officer carries the bank's net worth on him Mycroft seems like a bit of a dumb. First he gives $$ to Stannis. Now he is backing Cersei.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:34 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I am Varys, the spider, master of spies. I can't figure out when Lannister armies move. To be fair, the Lannister forces seem to be able to teleport
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:36 |
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I'm starting to miss those religious fanatics from last season.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:42 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Mycroft seems like a bit of a dumb. First he gives $$ to Stannis. Now he is backing Cersei. Davos convinced them that Cersei was a dumbass who would fumblefuck everything if she were in power. As it stands right now, she is not. Dany's fleet is destroyed, her forces are far away and now isolated. Dorne and Highgarden have both been subdued, and Jon is completely uninterested in attacking the south. The only unknown factor at this point are the dragons, for which she has a countermeasure prepared. Also, there's likely some money plundered from the Tyrells, who are the richest family in Westeros. She will likely use this money to pay them off some. Not to say she won't self-own, she absolutely will, but at this exact snapshot in time she's queen bitch of the world.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:42 |
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Where do all the soldiers come from? They keep dying, over and over, but never seem to run out. Makes no sense.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:47 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Where do all the soldiers come from? They keep dying, over and over, but never seem to run out. Well the one team in entirely made up from dead soldiers so I would guess that is how he keeps getting more.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:51 |
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Since Caster was loving generations of daughters the likelihood of genetic defects must have been really high. I want to see the physically challenged/deformed White Walkers. One of those baby boys must have looked like a nightmare deformed monster
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:00 |
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brugroffil posted:I don't think this random bank officer carries the bank's net worth on him They move thousands of tons of gold by magical teleporting ships, obviously.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:00 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Where do all the soldiers come from? They keep dying, over and over, but never seem to run out. The Lannisters have had a decent size standing army since Season 1/2. Aside from a few losses to Rob, they've been good to go since then. They beat Stannis at Blackwater soundly, and have been doing peacekeeping work in the Riverlands since the Red Wedding. .
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:01 |
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High garden's army died on its way back to its home planet
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:12 |
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lol that ser joras is healed and will head back to meet the love of his life... only to disrobe himself and show his freddy krueger scarred body
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:15 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:High garden's army died on its way back to its home planet
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:16 |
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So, is GRRM just going to novelize what's going on in the show now? Bam, off the hook, done his work Just add in a bunch of pages of sex, as well as characters who aren't in the show killing other characters who aren't in the show, and he's home free.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:23 |
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I doubt it - the show already diverged from the books in ways that are significantly different. Maybe same notes will be hit. Stannis is probably going to die somewhere up North maybe but again what's going on up there is radically different between the show and the books other than Jon getting stabbed and the Boltons are at Winterfell.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:27 |
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Neurotic Roleplay posted:nice The books were good and I enjoyed reading them. I'm glad I didn't become a bitter weirdo about them.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:30 |
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Neurotic Roleplay posted:nice That's like 1 paragraph out of 5 books and so it's not really a big of a deal and no one really fixates on it like GBS does.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:31 |
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Besides if you can't appreciate the imagery of Emilia Clarke making GBS threads all over herself in a field then idk what to tell you.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:32 |
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goons wrote a really embarrassing asoiaf fanfic and jerk themselves off to it
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:33 |
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I hope GRRM will put a popular character in a position totally opposite to what was shown on the show so I can see the gnashing of teeth on Twitter .
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:37 |
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Dongicus posted:goons wrote a really embarrassing asoiaf fanfic and jerk themselves off to it Goons write embarrassing fanfic about literally every form of media that they consume
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:42 |
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I hope in the finale at the very end it flashes back to Bran waking up in the hospital ward in winterfell after falling from the tower, and we realize everything has just been dreams he was having while in a coma. and then gets promptly stepped on by a giant and the credits roll.
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:43 |
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Also, is the show trying to make it painfully obvious that Dany has a traitor in her camp because everyone seems to know everything she is doing at all times
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# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:43 |
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spudsbuckley posted:Goons write embarrassing fanfic about literally every form of media that they consume I posted a post about posting in your post about posting on a board of posts.
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