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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
drat, apparently John Kelly asked Trump to remove the Mooch. I really hope this isn't the start of a streak of competence...

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

fired and divorced. can mccain give him cancer?

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




mango sentinel posted:

I'm still banking on Mooch shifting to chief of staff. "He's bad at talking to the public but still has valuable skills!"

I mean Kelly just took the CoS position and immediately shitcanned Mooch, so IDK how likely that would be.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


botany posted:

loving lmao

told you he wouldn't last long, but didn't expect him to go so quickly tbh

I know right? I thought we would have to wait at least a month to witness his comeuppance, but this poo poo show wrapped up FAST!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Snuffman posted:

I wonder what Mooch did to piss off Trump?

read the article.

Kelly was basically "get this loving guy out of here"

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/892093579195281408

actually that's why it's funny

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

read the article.

Kelly was basically "get this loving guy out of here"

Which, you know, Reince was basically "keep this loving guy out of here."

Trump really will do whatever was told to him last.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This is loving incredible.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
hahaha guy basically sold his soul to get this job and shill for Trump and he still got fired after a week.

Now his entire life is destroyed.

And stupid Republicans will still line up to get hosed by Trump.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
So that it doesn't get lost in the Moochery:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892093625689100289

I can't imagine Trump will take that well.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


NOW WHOS SUCKING THEIR OWN DICK

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/892092908479934465

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Well the Mooch did say leakers would be fired.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Jesus that was fast. Oh well, I'll always remember the critical WH news he shared with the public. Such as Steve Bannon sucking his own cock.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011




His only regret is he has... bonitis

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/889581345218981888

Mooch made it 7 days...

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Paracaidas posted:

So that it doesn't get lost in the Moochery:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892093625689100289

I can't imagine Trump will take that well.

ahahahahaha oh my god kelly is going to be fired too

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

mango sentinel posted:

I'm still banking on Mooch shifting to chief of staff. "He's bad at talking to the public but still has valuable skills!"

... he got fired at the request of the new chief of staff :psyduck: did you read the article?

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!


:laugh:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

If Trump just pivots to ritualistically ruining the lives and reputations of finance blowhards in less than two weeks then he will be a good president.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

ahahahahaha oh my god kelly is going to be fired too

Every position in the Trump Administration is going to become an increasingly fast revolving door.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I bet he's wishing he hadn't deleted that tweet cred.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Like two ships passing in the night, our time with The Mooch was all too short.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

This is like a gangland killing or something, we watched a man rise to the highest levels of power and then in real time get metaphorically loaded full of lead by a bunch of dudes with tommyguns hanging off the sideboards of a Ford Model 18

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
As funny as it is to see Scaramucci getting booted off the island, I don't think it's a good sign that John Kelly is positioning himself as top dog in the White House, especially to the extent that he can get Trump to fire his favorite hire almost immediately.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Just a couple hours ago I was considering posting in this thread about how boring it's been and something needs to happen.

Do you think Spicer's pissed? He quit as a direct result of Mooch, right?

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
How will T_D spin this?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I wonder what position in the Trump White House I'll get tapped to fill for a week.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I can't get over how amazing this is

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
thank you mooch for bringing steve bannon sucking his own dick into the national conversation

vaginadeathgrip
Jun 18, 2003

all them bitches can't handle my sassy ass mouth
:20bux: says they try to get Spicer back

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
The Mooch was there just long enough to be a hitman on Preibus and Spicer.

Is the damage he did reversible?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

fsif posted:

If Trump just pivots to ritualistically ruining the lives and reputations of finance blowhards in less than two weeks then he will be a good president.

Time for new White House communications director Jamie Dimon!

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Mooch did nothing wrong :grin:

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/243900016857604097

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Why would you do this on a Monday morning.

I wonder if Mooch was around long enough to know where the bodies are buried, he seems petty and spiteful enough to start ranting about some juicy poo poo during a coked-up GMA call-in.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
@Scaramucci

Assistant to the President, Director of Communications

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




Enigma89 posted:

How will T_D spin this?

Right now they're actually mad and lots of people asking "WHY??". In a few hours it'll shift to "it was a very wise decision by Kelly".

Javes
May 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT APPEARING OFFLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL FRIENDS THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY VIDEO GAME TEAM.
Wasn't his actual start date August 15th?

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

TyrantWD posted:

This weekend is the last free weekend of the summer for a many, so I expect we will have a fairly quiet 10 days ahead of us.


Robot Hobo posted:

If you heard a character in a movie say a line like this, you'd know something is definitely about to go horribly wrong.

When it does, I'm blaming you for jinxing us.

TyrantWD caused this

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