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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHKYyqETHf8

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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
:nms:

https://video.vice.com/en_ca/video/...rce=vicefbcaads

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

How have you not been aware of this? I thought it was common knowledge.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Screaming Idiot posted:

We Are Number One Except It's Played At A Funeral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BDPys2wkh4

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Oh, I should mention: no one is in trouble or anything, but AFAIK previous iterations of the AUG thread had a rule where you're supposed to append a brief description of youtube links when you post them. Obviously, this thread gets disturbing sometimes and so far, no one has posted anything too unsettling but if you're posting a youtube link without a description, unless it's hyper tame please try and include some context, even if it's like "melting wife" or "dubstep funeral" or whatever. Thanks, y'all!

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Tell me more about the melting wife

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


How to pick up a bunch of fags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_cXzXVQxIY

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


0/10 they are picking up sticks, not a fag, fags, a human being, or faggots. What is this poo poo?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
ARE WE GOING TO DISCUSS MELTWIFE

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Jerry Cotton posted:

0/10 they are picking up sticks, not a fag, fags, a human being, or faggots. What is this poo poo?

Bonapartisan
May 20, 2004

Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

Cumslut1895 posted:

ARE WE GOING TO DISCUSS MELTWIFE

Omg calm down.

It's Mayra Rosales in 2008 at approximately 1,036lbs. Her sister accused her of killing her 2-year old nephew with an accidental blow to the head, but it was determined (obviously) that Rosales couldn't even lift her arm. The sister actually did it. Rosales is better now.


Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Wheat Loaf posted:

Here's the picture I was thinking of: I think it was posted in this thread already but the bottom was cut off:



"Karate Gums" was second from left on bottom row.

Actually, I think this is a pretty old picture. I remember seeing it in an AUG thread shortly after I joined and that was five years ago.

is the karate guy dunkey

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Wheat Loaf posted:

Here's the picture I was thinking of: I think it was posted in this thread already but the bottom was cut off:



"Karate Gums" was second from left on bottom row.

Actually, I think this is a pretty old picture. I remember seeing it in an AUG thread shortly after I joined and that was five years ago.



I can't believe that only one guy came out of this with a derogatory nickname.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Bonapartisan posted:

Omg calm down.

It's Mayra Rosales in 2008 at approximately 1,036lbs. Her sister accused her of killing her 2-year old nephew with an accidental blow to the head, but it was determined (obviously) that Rosales couldn't even lift her arm. The sister actually did it. Rosales is better now.




Good for her, seriously. That's a huge change.

But you know it's still a wreck under that dress.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Does... does he think women put shampoo up their vaginas?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS












Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The dork version of "Guts".

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Does... does he think women put shampoo up their vaginas?

Haha no who would think something so ridiculous haha of course they don't do that what an absurd notion

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
What a douche.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

a man of refinement and intelligence jacking off into a shampoo bottle.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

He also seems to think the hymen is a literal wall that prevents things from entering the womb?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I would unironically wear that shirt while playing with a band.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Betcha can't guess what literally every single one of these guys was arrested for

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Somfin posted:

Betcha can't guess what literally every single one of these guys was arrested for

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Rules




The color contrast in the guy in the center's pants makes it look like he's got tiny little legs.

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

Deltasquid posted:

He also seems to think the hymen is a literal wall that prevents things from entering the womb?

See the part where he basically says he's smart, then look at the part where he shows he doesn't understand basic biology.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

the hymen will only allow a sperm to pass if it can solve three riddles.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

the hymen will only allow a sperm to pass if it can solve three riddles.

That's the sphinx. Wait, is that why pussy is a term for a vagina?!

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

You missed the best one from that gallery:



The gallery is here btw: http://imgur.com/gallery/8yaIa

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

the hymen will only allow a sperm to pass if it can solve three riddles.
A graphic depiction of a hymen


Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

What... is your name?

What... is your quest?

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A graphic depiction of a hymen


Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

What... is your name?

What... is your quest?

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Quoting Monty python is pre-teee aug, my friend

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
It's just blood

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Spiderjelly posted:

Quoting Monty python is pre-teee aug, my friend

No it isn't.

- John Cleese

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009






Hahahaha I worked for that guy in his travelling magic/tiger show. He is so hosed up and weird. Last I heard is that a tiger attacked someone at his park and that he was running for governor or some poo poo. Ah, Oklahoma.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Untrustable posted:

Hahahaha I worked for that guy in his travelling magic/tiger show. He is so hosed up and weird. Last I heard is that a tiger attacked someone at his park and that he was running for governor or some poo poo. Ah, Oklahoma.

President.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-_7RCFArM

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ratzap posted:

You missed the best one from that gallery:



The gallery is here btw: http://imgur.com/gallery/8yaIa

Zordon needs some dudes with attitude.

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Hoggle hasn't been well lately


NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


This man owns

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006



I want to fight this sign.

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