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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Bill Goldberg posted:

hey i really loved your profile, it was really funny and well-written. i don't want to date you or anything but i thought you should know that i really loved your profile - an actual message i got

Time to play the long game.

"Why were you reading my profile then?"

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I use too many exclamation points on Tinder.... just wanna sound jazzed

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


KungFu Grip posted:

So someone else make a discussion thread please after raw

Jerusalem should take care of it again if he's available, he always makes sure to have results in the OP

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I love that he never gives the crowd the satisfaction of saying "Miz TV" with him

it's a small thing but it's so good

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Bill Goldberg posted:

hey i really loved your profile, it was really funny and well-written. i don't want to date you or anything but i thought you should know that i really loved your profile - an actual message i got

A dude messaged me once asking if I'd ever gotten a blowjob from a guy, followed by "hey" every other day for a week, and finally that he was joking but knew a bunch of hot chicks he could hook me up with and we should hang out.

I don't think people on the internet know people on the internet are people.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Man Jason Jordan is gonna live or die on this interview isn't he?

And lol that reaction

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

RacistGuidingLight posted:

You are a very clever and funny man, and more people should tell you this.



He's been told this enough. He wants people to tell him using their genitals

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

love loving sucks and this is the best scene in the history of cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsvukpagR0Y

love is insanely good, im in it and it rules

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

This hole, it was made for meEP MEEP.

Wile E. waits at the other end, his rapacity evaporating as what emerges is probably not edible and...definitely not a Roadrunner. Eyes wide with horror, he produces a sign, on which is written:

In heaven's name - what am I doing!?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Bo Dallas is going to get to the bottom of this child hoax

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Bill Goldberg posted:

hey i really loved your profile, it was really funny and well-written. i don't want to date you or anything but i thought you should know that i really loved your profile - an actual message i got

also she wants you to chase her dummy, she's trying to initiate contact w/o initiating contact

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

reignofevil posted:

Time to play the long game.

"Why were you reading my profile then?"

its like opening a christmas present and inside the present is a note that says "i hope you get what you want for christmas"

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Jason Jordan looks like the second contestant to get kicked off a dating game show

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol what is this music

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

also she wants you to chase her dummy, she's trying to initiate contact w/o initiating contact

chasing is for lame uggos

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

his loving music sounds like a bad nes pirate copy

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Ooftah

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
ahahaha Jordon gets a knockoff Angle theme.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

BWV posted:

Jason Jordan looks like the second contestant to get kicked off a dating game show

holy poo poo

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Miz should just bury him

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



i'm jason's fart horns

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

if this segment doesnt involve emma it is a W A S T E

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

Shima Honnou posted:

lol what is this music

Have a grade school re-imagine Kurt's music, off key at 40% volume, with the fart midi.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
If this leads to a match between Angle and Miz-dad, I'm okay with that.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

BWV posted:

Miz should just bury him

Imagine how good the world would be if Miz went into business for himself.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Barry Lyndon is Kubrick best film imo

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

SatansOnion posted:

Wile E. waits at the other end, his rapacity evaporating as what emerges is probably not edible and...definitely not a Roadrunner. Eyes wide with horror, he produces a sign, on which is written:

In heaven's name - what am I doing!?

K-keep.....going

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Bo is a dreamboat

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
man jason jordan is getting a great opportunity to show some personality and he's really making the most of it

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

dromal phrenia posted:

chasing is for lame uggos

Love is for lovers.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
jaosn jordn sounds so whiny

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jordan and a half-hearted Emma vs. Miz and Maryse!!!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Miz has already been a better dad than Kurt.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Big Queefy posted:

Bo is a dreamboat

I'm torn between loving and hating the single glove he's got on.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
jason jordan is never going to be over

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Love is for lovers.

How's your love life? I know you love life... but hows the love in your life?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
"someone who has to latch on to a different olympian eveyr week"

goddamn

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Miz shooting

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Kuroyama posted:

I'm torn between loving and hating the single glove he's got on.

It conveys the confidence of a man who knows what lies below the earth's crust

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Soothing Vapors posted:

"someone who has to latch on to a different olympian eveyr week"

goddamn

Yeah this was straight fire

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