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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Joey Bosa has a dislocated finger

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

Joey Bosa has a dislocated finger

I'm definitely not a put em in skirts guy but this seems barely worth reporting unless it's dislocated enough to fall off.

And after googling he's been playing with it since last October, so yeah.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Grittybeard posted:

I'm definitely not a put em in skirts guy but this seems barely worth reporting unless it's dislocated enough to fall off.

And after googling he's been playing with it since last October, so yeah.
Is he going to permanently wear a brace on it like JJ Watt?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

I'm definitely not a put em in skirts guy but this seems barely worth reporting unless it's dislocated enough to fall off.

And after googling he's been playing with it since last October, so yeah.

I'm conditioned to report Chargers injury news at this point

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Don't linemen constantly dislocate their fingers? I think he'll be fine.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Joe mixon cuts like a loving madman. His burst is ridiculous and you absolutely notice it. If the line can block he's gonna have a monster year.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Giant Eagles? What the gently caress is this scrub poo poo? In Texas you go to Central Market, in Ohio you go to loving Heinen's.

GODDAMN BROWNS CAN'T DO NUTTIN' RIGHT! You should be murderin' Eagles, not giving them your money!

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Rookie Ethan Pocic (C, LSU) has been starting at Right Tackle for Seattle. Also, the terrible LT Fant, who basically never played football, is getting all sorts of improvement praise from PC. Best shape of his life imo.

Ahahahaha fml

Poor Russ

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Eifert Posting posted:

Joe mixon cuts like a loving madman. His burst is ridiculous and you absolutely notice it. If the line can block he's gonna have a monster year.

Some of the draft thread guys disagreed with me but I thought he was super and worth a mid to late first round pick based on talent alone (as in if you were to ignore everything else Joe Mixon). Just every time he was on the field at OU you were like "Oh...so that's why Bob Stoops didn't get rid of him."

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
A Chiefs fan thinks a woman beater is worth a first rounder what a shock

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Blitz7x posted:

A Chiefs fan thinks a woman beater is worth a first rounder what a shock

Name me 5 chiefs who beat women, tough guy

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

No Butt Stuff posted:

Name me 5 chiefs who beat women, tough guy

That's tough. The last time they played the Dolphins was 2014.

Smith Houston Berry Hali Poe?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The dolphins players are all men.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Belichick actually saying stuff on a radio appearance:

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Blitz7x posted:

A Chiefs fan thinks a woman beater is worth a first rounder what a shock
Even though beating woman isn't an equation to his football talent, yeah you got him.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'm honestly more annoyed at myself for writing 'he was super' than the burn. I think I meant to write he was super talented and then decided I didn't want to use talent twice in a sentence.

...the construction of a post.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

No Butt Stuff posted:

Name me 5 chiefs who beat women, tough guy

Tyreek Hill
Larry Johnson
Justin Cox
Jovan Belcher
Eric Berry beat cancer
Travis Kelce abuses Mary Jane
Andy Reid beat anorexia

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Blitz7x posted:

Tyreek Hill
Larry Johnson
Justin Cox
Jovan Belcher
Eric Berry beat cancer
Travis Kelce abuses Mary Jane
Andy Reid beat anorexia

Okay but I bet you can't name 5 more

Travis Kelce is a douche tho

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Eifert Posting posted:

Joe mixon cuts like a loving madman. His burst is ridiculous and you absolutely notice it. If the line can block he's gonna have a monster year.

Wait, I thought he just used his fist? That poor woman :(

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Mixon gonna be a boss. I could live with that demon for what I predict his production will be

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blitz7x posted:

Tyreek Hill
Larry Johnson
Justin Cox
Jovan Belcher
Eric Berry beat cancer
Travis Kelce abuses Mary Jane
Andy Reid beat anorexia

to be fair to belcher i don't think he ever beat her.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

to be fair to belcher i don't think he ever beat her.
There were previous incidents, so that's a maybe.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Uh innocent until proven guilty you loving fascist

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Mixon is gonna end up being the best RB from this draft and I wouldn't of blamed Dorsey if he went full nWo and drafted him.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

LiquidFriend posted:

Mixon is gonna end up being the best RB from this draft and I wouldn't of blamed Dorsey if he went full nWo and drafted him.

Yeah, what would they do? Fire him?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Perine is better than mixon. I will die on this hill

WinnebagoWarrior
Apr 8, 2009

I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

LiquidFriend posted:

Mixon is gonna end up being the best RB from this draft


calling it now - Mixon is one of the top backs in the league for like three seasons and then does something so terrible that he ends up in prison

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Alex Smith beats the Raiders do I have to do all the fuckin legwork here and make your jokes for you

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Metapod posted:

Perine is better than mixon. I will die on this hill
That is a name of a guy that will be in the CFL in a few years.

Mixon, Kareem Hunt and Cook are gonna be the real good backs from this draft.

And as for Larry Johnson, he was interviewed back in the spring and it seems like he finally turned his life around so good for him.

LiquidFriend fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 1, 2017

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

LiquidFriend posted:

And as for Larry Johnson, he was interviewed back in the spring and it seems like he finally turned his life around so good for him.

Good for him but gently caress him anyway.

I'm still bitter that I defended him after Dick Vermeil put out that "time to take the diapers off" quote in the press and then Johnson went on to be the biggest most immature baby of all time.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
He was better than Priest Holmes

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

I actually do not disagree with that.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://twitter.com/jenniferleechan/status/892120303773425665

A: 49ers have some serious talent on the d-line this year.

B: 49ers have almost no talent on the o-line this year.

One or both of these is true.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Korey Stringer died 16 years ago today. So sad and can't believe it's been that long. :smith:

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/892373578754256896

:lol:

How did he get another job?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Belichick actually saying stuff on a radio appearance:



This offense is gonna be so good and so fun to watch until Brady dies.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

can't flack the hack!
I mean if you dont want Hackenberg to win the starting job you're an objectively bad fan of football.

Go The Hack. Hack Train All Aboard!

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
If you are a fan of the Bears, 49ers, Ravens, or Jags idk how you can look forward to anything this season whatsoever

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
And also Jets I guess but the Jets will always at least entertain

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I don't know, what did you look forward to in Raiders seasons pre-Carr?

Bears fans can hope one of their quarterbacks is good, 49ers fans want to see Shanahan magic and build a solid core before drafting a QB next year, Ravens fans can hope for a healthy Flacco and a playoff run, and the Jaguars, um, I'll have to pass.

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