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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

brugroffil posted:

NATO good Russia bad duh

*in extremely woke voice* both sides, are bad

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Welp that is exactly the response i expected
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/892339187764125697

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Bert Roberge posted:

Morning beautiful C-SPAM buds.

I hope everyone is wearing their jackets today.



:thurman:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


I am shocked and surprised that Trump whining about China on twitter didn't cause a dramatic shift in Chinese geopolitical policy

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Tesseraction posted:

*in extremely woke voice* both sides, are bad

:eyepop:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lol

countdown until he emotionally vents on twitter while saying that he doesn't emotionally vent on twitter


and then attacks china with a thermonuclear ICBP (intercontinental ballistic pissile)

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Rah! posted:

lol

countdown until he emotionally vents on twitter while saying that he doesn't emotionally vent on twitter


and then attacks china with a thermonuclear ICBP (intercontinental ballistic pissile)

Since when was caring a crime? :qq:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/892185515516207105

thanks fox

thox

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Jesus Christ, Sean.
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/892350036499103745

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

FabioClone posted:

Back when I was a kid and my parents brought me to church every week, I was scared shitless about Satan. He was a supernatural being who was constantly trying to deceive you, and he was powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with God. And God just lets him run around the Earth causing havoc. Truly terrifying stuff, if you actually think about it for a minute. How can you trust anything?

Of course, that was before I realized that Satan was my friend.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

if china keeps calling our president an emotional bitch baby on twitter will that be enough to start ww3?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


:same:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Thatim posted:

I feel empty inside without the Mooch and spicey

and no tweets

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

Joementum posted:

often! mostly, I thought it was funny phrasing by the NYT in the headline.

interesting that they are worried that the Russian military exercises will heighten tensions but were unconcerned with the simultaneous and proportional NATO exercises 🤔

Yeah, NATO's also increased their permanent presence all along the border. It's a mutual thing. E.g.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/16/world/europe/norway-us-russia-marines.html

quote:

For Norwegians, the sight of dozens of American Marines traipsing through the snow in military fatigues — the first time foreign forces have been posted to their country’s territory since World War II — may have brought a welcomed sense of security, but it also harked back to a dark era of the Cold War that many had hoped to forget.

The phrasing is remarkable because it invokes the Cold War while simultaneously admitting Norway's official policy back then was to avoid doing this.

And that's just one (small) example.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
guys what if we never get a tweet again???!?!?!?!?!?!?1/1

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

it really feels so long ago that the mooch flew too close to the sun but i will never forget him

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


MysteriousStranger posted:

You want to say Manning is a hero, wiki leaks is great, Trump won't win, and all that again as well?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lol gently caress Russia and WikiLeaks, but Manning is indeed a hero so don't know why you tried throwing her in there too.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

DrPossum posted:

guys what if we never get a tweet again???!?!?!?!?!?!?1/1

if general dorkus or whatever his name is actually gets a handle on this administration i am gonna be really pissed

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Zyla posted:

tough dookies

cringe face skellington

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

jarofpiss posted:

it really feels so long ago that the mooch flew too close to the sun but i will never forget him

i probably will

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

I bet her backpack smelled like patchouli and cloves

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

jarofpiss posted:

it really feels so long ago that the mooch flew too close to the sun but i will never forget him

And his new kid will never even know him, thanks Trump!

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Way to jinx yourselves losers

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Yinlock posted:

i probably will

he was so good we didn't deserve him

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

if general k-pop gets between trump and his tweets.... "ya fired" :D

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


getting old has to be the worst decision you can make

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
"Christopher Rudding, CEO of newsmax" was just on NPR essentially saying Trump finally became president yesterday because he brought on Kelly. I can't wait for later this week.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Yep, pocket veto.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

safely sodomized posted:

oh lol mysteriousstranger is the dude who posted this:

Why are there multiple posters who openly talk about how much they hate poor white people and hope they all die

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

703 posted:

"Christopher Rudding, CEO of newsmax" was just on NPR essentially saying Trump finally became president yesterday because he brought on Kelly. I can't wait for later this week.

Why the gently caress are they interviewing people who work for Newsmax?

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

This but thunk

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Guy Goodbody posted:

Why are there multiple posters who openly talk about how much they hate poor white people and hope they all die

A lot of us are nerd who were bullied in rural white areas growing up. :ssh:

A better conduit for that anger is dumb photoshops imho.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Did the fat old bitch make the tweet yet?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Iron Crowned posted:

Did the fat old bitch make the tweet yet?

there's no more tweets

big strong general man got this on lockdown until tump does a pushup

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016

Kelly told Trump to stop tweeting every single thing that popped into his mind and instead act more like an official POTUS account. Hence the "great day at the white house" tweet, which is Trump's idea of a clean slate.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

so kelly making the old fat bitch quit twitting?

gently caress you kelly

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DrPossum posted:

there's no more tweets

big strong general man got this on lockdown until tump does a pushup

Countdown until Kelly is fired

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Serf
May 5, 2011


Guy Goodbody posted:

Why are there multiple posters who openly talk about how much they hate poor white people and hope they all die

gotta blame somebody for the election

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