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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I liked T3. It was dumb, but it delivered the action okay.

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khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
In case anyone missed it, yes Tommy Wiseau wears a black tank top in The Room.

Jesus its uncanny how that really does seem to be an almost spot-on trope.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
which terminator is it where batman touches a dragon vagina (cloaca?) again?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
That was actually a script I sent you and I expected you to keep it mum you piece of poo poo.


Now everybody knows about it and Hollywood won't need to buy it from me!

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I wonder if it really was piss in that tub...

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

khwarezm posted:

In case anyone missed it, yes Tommy Wiseau wears a black tank top in The Room.

Jesus its uncanny how that really does seem to be an almost spot-on trope.

Does Mike Stoklasa wear a black tank-top in Space Cop?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

reignofevil posted:

That was actually a script I sent you and I expected you to keep it mum you piece of poo poo.


Now everybody knows about it and Hollywood won't need to buy it from me!

so very very close to post/username combo

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

We Know Catheters posted:

I wonder if it really was piss in that tub...

Where would you even get that much piss. That had to be food coloring. It just had to be.


Please.



Let it be food coloring.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Its just dirty rear end euro water.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

reignofevil posted:

Where would you even get that much piss. That had to be food coloring. It just had to be.


Please.



Let it be food coloring.

It's not that hard to get piss. 😉

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

We Know Catheters posted:

It's not that hard to get piss. 😉

Now that's how you do a username post combo.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

reignofevil posted:

Now that's how you do a username post combo.

:golfclap:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Peanut President posted:

Its just dirty rear end euro water.

Ya I was camping this weekend and went to take a dump in the flushable toilet area and the water that went into the toilets looked yellow like that. I flushed it because I thought someone pissed in it and didnt flush, but it just refilled with yellowish water. Either from a well or rusty pipes I imagine.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

JB50 posted:

Ya I was camping this weekend and went to take a dump in the flushable toilet area and the water that went into the toilets looked yellow like that. I flushed it because I thought someone pissed in it and didnt flush, but it just refilled with yellowish water. Either from a well or rusty pipes I imagine.

Probably a grey water system, but you don't usually bathe in that.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

only place i've seen water like that is new york, might explain trump's lil fetish

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Piss is sterile

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

We Know Catheters posted:

Piss is sterile

I don't think this is always true

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

starkebn posted:

I don't think this is always true

It was recently proven to be a myth iirc, it's only sterile if you're some kind of john travolta style bubble boy, but on the other hand it won't make somebody sick unless you've got a raging case of gonorrhea or something. A lot of people probably got real sick making that movie.

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

Groovelord Neato posted:

i know goons are fully lost when they hate on jenny nicholson.

She could benefit from this surgery.

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

What is the beginning of the new BOTW all about?

The censorship, i mean.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Andro Dunos posted:

She could benefit from this surgery.



Let's not draw George Lucas' daughter into all this

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

TequilaJesus posted:

What is the beginning of the new BOTW all about?

The censorship, i mean.

I have no loving clue. For a joke, it went on far too long.

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.

General Dog posted:

Let's not draw George Lucas' daughter into all this

Listen man, at least she's got the balls to go fight in a cage. I know a lot of people with a rock solid chin that could never do what she does.

naem
May 29, 2011

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Peanut President posted:

Its just dirty rear end euro water.

the water was probably colored that way to hide the sex that was happening in it

why they didn't just use a bubble bath instead of a chicken soup mix i'll never know

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Andro Dunos posted:

She could benefit from this surgery.



Why get surgery when you could do hella authentic Bob's Burgers cosplay?

Cless Alvein
May 25, 2007
Bloopity Bloo
Am I the only one who would love to see their next movie be Aliens vs Rich Evans?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Cless Alvein posted:

Am I the only one who would love to see their next movie be Aliens vs Rich Evans?

no, that premise sounded amazing.

Alien's biggest threat: Tums.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Groovelord Neato posted:

i know goons are fully lost when they hate on jenny nicholson.

She's responsible for a bunch of My Little Pony fan poo poo so yes she can be hated.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

a bone to pick posted:

no, that premise sounded amazing.

Alien's biggest threat: Tums.

Perfect for dealing with Acid blood reflux.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Does Mike Stoklasa wear a black tank-top in Space Cop?

Rich wears one in one of the BotW skits, IIRC

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


FuturePastNow posted:

I liked T3. It was dumb, but it delivered the action okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buzLbQbmLj4&t=8s

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

HerraS posted:

gently caress josh







I hope he dies!




gently caress josh

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
God, it's been like, hours since the last RLM video. What the gently caress are these lazy bastards doing? I need more free content!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I was sad when Mike's Joke of the Show got revoked.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Who can hit higher notes? Mariah Carey or Rich Evans?
Speaking of that, who has greater range? Mariah or Rich?

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Irradiation posted:

She's responsible for a bunch of My Little Pony fan poo poo so yes she can be hated.

Nobody cares about My Little Pony fans anymore, sorry.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

We Know Catheters posted:

I need to see The Mad Foxes

The internet and Amazon have spoiled this generation. In my day we had to get these kinds of movies from a guy in a brown trenchcoat and sunglasses that called himself Mr. Nobody.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
We have def lost some of the magic of terrible b-movies. Back in the day you heard stories about how, in this one movie, a guy totally punches through another guy's chest and rips out his heart, and there's so many boobs you guys! These days you go on youtube and find an analysis of the movie by bearded drunks saying it's actually terrible.

Like 15 minutes after watching the latest BotW I had a high quality copy of Mad Foxes on my computer just waiting for the right level of intoxication to watch. It's just not the same as getting grubby vhs tape with a sharpied label from some guy you sort of know.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
A movie entirely made up of disconnected scenes of rape; forced auto-cannabalism and drunken piss covered debauchery?

*Goons knock me over to get into the peepshow*

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