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President can't pardon state level convictions from what I've read. Does it even apply to Sheriff Shitfucker? Not that Donnie Dipshit won't do it anyway if Fox & Friends run a piece on it, but if it's state level wouldn't that just be more people standing around awkwardly staring at their shoes unable to carry out the diaper baby edict of the day?
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:47 |
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A pardon carries with it a tacit admission of guilt and you lose all 5th amendment rights associated with the underlying crime.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:51 |
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bird food bathtub posted:President can't pardon state level convictions from what I've read. Does it even apply to Sheriff Shitfucker? Not that Donnie Dipshit won't do it anyway if Fox & Friends run a piece on it, but if it's state level wouldn't that just be more people standing around awkwardly staring at their shoes unable to carry out the diaper baby edict of the day?
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:56 |
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Donnie Just dissed a man Shat a tweet out of my head Added @ made sure he read Donnie My job had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:56 |
He'll just pardon him over twitter bing bang bong so simple.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:58 |
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Gobbeldygook posted:Joe Arpaio's case is federal, so Donnie could pardon him. Well keep an eye on F&F morning shows I guess. That'll be a wild ride. Once he gets his greasy orange paws on pardoning I think he's gonna go hog wild.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:59 |
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TBeats posted:He'll just pardon him over twitter bing bang bong so simple. Nobody knew that pardons would be so difficult.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:04 |
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bird food bathtub posted:Well keep an eye on F&F morning shows I guess. That'll be a wild ride. Once he gets his greasy orange paws on pardoning I think he's gonna go hog wild. I think this is true, but if his lawyers are worth a handful of pennies then they'll be screaming at him gently caress NO because Mr. Nice! posted:A pardon carries with it a tacit admission of guilt and you lose all 5th amendment rights associated with the underlying crime. which means you have to roll or get hosed up for other things.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:05 |
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https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/892443361482743808
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:16 |
https://twitter.com/dog_feelings/status/892071773138714624
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:24 |
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Here's a really wacky thing. http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/01/trump-wall-street-journal-interview-full-transcript-241214 The Trump-friendly Wall Street Journal had a sit-down with Donnie about a week ago. They published highlights and a recap of the interview. ..... they never posted the full transcript. There was a reason, as Donnie was basically left to ramble on and on with zero question or pushback on anything. It was bonkers as usual. So that interview transcript was sent around the WSJ newsroom, but still never was published. Evidentally, someone at WSJ had enough, leaked the full transcript to Politico, and published it. Politico scooped WSJ on the transcript of the WSJ's own interview. Golden age of journalism in progress. Edit: AHAHAHAHAHAH https://twitter.com/adamcancryn/status/892480053040336896 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Aug 1, 2017 |
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PRESIDENT TRUMP: I want to achieve growth. We’re the highest-taxed nation in the world, essentially, you know, of the size. But we’re the highest-taxed nation in the world. We have – nobody knows what the number is. I mean, it used to be, when we talked during the debate, 2 ½ trillion (dollars), right, when the most elegant person – right? I call him Mr. Elegant. I mean, that was a great debate. We did such a great job. But at that time I was talking $2 ½ trillion. I guess it’s 5 trillion (dollars) now. Whatever it is, it’s a lot more. So we have anywhere from 4 to 5 or even more trillions of dollars sitting offshore. And later... So I deal with foreign countries, and despite what you may read I have unbelievable relationships with all of the foreign leaders. They like me. I like them. You know, it’s amazing. So I’ll call, like, major – major countries, and I’ll be dealing with the prime minister or the president. And I’ll say, how are you doing? Oh, don’t know, don’t know, not well, Mr. President, not well. I said, well, what’s the problem? Oh, GDP 9 percent, not well. And I’m saying to myself, here we are at like 1 percent, dying, and they’re at 9 percent and they’re unhappy. So, you know, and these are like countries, you know, fairly large, like 300 million people. You know, a lot of people say – they say, well, but the United States is large. And then you call places like Malaysia, Indonesia, and you say, you know, how many people do you have? And it’s pretty amazing how many people they have. So China’s going to be at 7 or 8 percent, and they have a billion-five, right? So we should do really well.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:35 |
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its like talking with a Markov chat bot
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:37 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Hey, Kush, how's that centuries old conflict going on? Any rear end in a top hat who says "I've read enough books" hasn't read enough books. gently caress this unintellectual ignorant of history piece of poo poo.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:38 |
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I'm sure the "I'm not into books" plays well with Lord Mattis.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:57 |
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That Trump interview is fun because he still doesn't understand an electoral victory.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 22:00 |
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Vasudus posted:I'm sure the "I'm not into books" plays well with Lord Mattis.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 22:08 |
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Father/son argument over hedgehog... You know what. gently caress it.. Florida.txt. Edit: Reality is a loving Onion story. https://twitter.com/RD_Mullin/status/892497068295462913 Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Aug 1, 2017 |
# ? Aug 1, 2017 22:17 |
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RIP Mooch. I'm legit pissed off he got fired so soon. He was shaping up to be the most hilarious part of this entire train-wreck.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 22:45 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:Father/son argument over hedgehog... You know what. gently caress it.. Florida.txt.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 22:51 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:18 |
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Yo, so can someone explain to a non-American what the gently caress is up with Florida? I mean besides the old people, Cuban exiles, and a depressing amount of swampland.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:23 |
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Missionary Positron posted:Yo, so can someone explain to a non-American what the gently caress is up with Florida? I mean besides the old people, Cuban exiles, and a depressing amount of swampland. It's America's wang.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:28 |
Every time I read a trump interview I'm convinced that all Mueller needs to do to sink him is get him to the table.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:28 |
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Missionary Positron posted:Yo, so can someone explain to a non-American what the gently caress is up with Florida? I mean besides the old people, Cuban exiles, and a depressing amount of swampland. Imagine a place that wants to be super conservative like Texas, but also wants to party like it's spring break all the time. That place is Florida.
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:32 |
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Vasudus posted:I'm sure the "I'm not into books" plays well with Lord Mattis. Oh to be a fly on the wall if Jared said something like this to Mattis during the trip to Iraq.
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Missionary Positron posted:Yo, so can someone explain to a non-American what the gently caress is up with Florida? I mean besides the old people, Cuban exiles, and a depressing amount of swampland. As someone who was born and raised in Florida, it's got a little bit of everything you could ever want in a state. Deep south towns like Alabama. Liberal cities like NY. Spanish people like Texas. And crazy people like the White House. Most states have one, maybe two of those things. Florida has a lot of all of it.
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Missionary Positron posted:Yo, so can someone explain to a non-American what the gently caress is up with Florida? I mean besides the old people, Cuban exiles, and a depressing amount of swampland. quote:You'll notice something when you read so many "Weird Florida" news stories. They almost always include the phrase "according to the arrest report."
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:45 |
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Handsome Ralph posted:Oh to be a fly on the wall if Jared said something like this to Mattis during the trip to Iraq. "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:55 |
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Q: What do POTUS Trump and D&D have in common? A: A will to compulsory depopulation of impoverished rural America quote:But I said to Gary, I said, you know, Gary, you go to certain sections and you’re going to need people to work in these massive plants that we’re getting, that are moving in. Where do we have the people? You know where we have the people? In New York state that can’t get jobs, in many other places that can’t get jobs. And people are going to have to start moving. They’re going to move to Colorado and they’re going to move to Iowa and Wisconsin and places where – like if Foxconn goes to Wisconsin, which is one of the places they’re very strongly considering – but if Foxconn goes to Wisconsin and they have a very low rate and the governor’s done an excellent job, you’re going to have a situation where you got to get the people. But they’re going to start moving. And I’m going to start explaining to people when you have an area that just isn’t working – like upper New York state, where people are getting very badly hurt – and then you’ll have another area 500 miles away where you can’t – you can’t get people, I’m going to explain you can leave, it’s OK, don’t worry about your house.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:02 |
Reading that hurts my head and Trump needs a translator to help English speakers figure it the gently caress out
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:14 |
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TBeats posted:As someone who was born and raised in Florida, it's got a little bit of everything you could ever want in a state. Deep south towns like Alabama. Liberal cities like NY. Spanish people like Texas. And crazy people like the White House. Most states have one, maybe two of those things. Florida has a lot of all of it. Florida doesn't have spanish people like texas. Texas has primarily mexican hispanic while florida's hispanics are primarily not mexican. makes for different slang, conversational spanish, and food.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:19 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Florida doesn't have spanish people like texas. Don't assume that Spaniards don't live in both places.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:24 |
It wasn't an exact 1:1 comparison. Texas has a high population of Spanish people out of Mexico and Florida has a high population of Spanish people out of Cuba.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:27 |
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McNally posted:Don't assume that Spaniards don't live in both places. TBeats posted:It wasn't an exact 1:1 comparison. Texas has a high population of Spanish people out of Mexico and Florida has a high population of Spanish people out of Cuba. I'm saying that culturally the hispanic people in florida are night and day from the hispanic people in florida.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:37 |
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Gobbeldygook posted:Florida is the third most populated state after California and Texas and has a population equivalent to Finland, Norway, and Sweden combined. Florida's open records law also makes it easy for journalists to find weirdness. It's this. Also, Florida is a swamp so it has to import most of the things you need to function economically. Including people. Since most people don't want to live in a hot, humid swamp, you get either the desperate or stupid. Florida imports its terrible and is very, very good at it.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:49 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm saying that culturally the hispanic people in florida are night and day from the hispanic people in florida. Or day and night if you prefer. Somebody's been reading too much trumpspeak.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:50 |
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RFC2324 posted:Imagine a place that wants to be super conservative like Texas, but also wants to party like it's spring break all the time. Speaking as someone who was in Orlando from ages 14-24ish, there's also this double mind thing going on there culturally. Like, there's a bit of a self-image that thinks of itself as a cultural hub in the same way that CA or NY are, but at the same time it's an utter cultural wasteland (with the exception that utterly proves the rule being Disney) and the gap between those two things makes people Real Weird. A lot of ambition and ego with no place to vent it and the worst wages of any major city in the USA.
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# ? Aug 2, 2017 01:16 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm saying that culturally the hispanic people in florida are night and day from the hispanic people in florida. I'm saying that Spanish people come from Spain.
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shame on an IGA posted:Q: What do POTUS Trump and D&D have in common? #1 Jesus gently caress reading this broke brained rear end in a top hat's mouth diarrhea hurts. #2 "LOCK THAT BITCH UP IF SHE SAYS WE NEED A JOBS RETRAINING PROGRAM IN BUMFUCKSVILLE, NOWHERE IMMA VOTE FOR TRUMP HE'LL PROTECT ME AND HE SAID A GOOD THING ABOUT COAL HE'LL WATCH OUT FOR ME"
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