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Lots of good burial plans here, I'm more of a buried underground and have a tree planted over me type of guy myself. I just wanna be ravaged by tree roots.
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:I just wanna be ravaged by tree roots. you don't have to shoehorn your fetish into EVERYTHING y'know
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Lots of good burial plans here, I'm more of a buried underground and have a tree planted over me type of guy myself. I just wanna be ravaged by tree roots. Same, but with a tasteful herb garden.
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Aug 1, 2017 19:48
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loquacius posted:you don't have to shoehorn your fetish into EVERYTHING y'know Why not?
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Lots of good burial plans here, I'm more of a buried underground and have a tree planted over me type of guy myself. I just wanna be ravaged by tree roots. You can't fool me, you just want to come back as a monster that isn't Swamp Thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxsThPxWic8
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loquacius posted:you don't have to shoehorn your fetish into EVERYTHING y'know
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Cremated, and have my ashes mixed with shot, and loaded in to shotgun shells. My homies can have a memorial shoot with my ashes. Anyone who shoots a perfect round gets a case of beer or something.
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Aug 1, 2017 22:22
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Put my ashes in an ICBM and aim it towards Russia during WWIII
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quote:I peaked in high school. I had a girlfriend, I was in crazy good shape, I didn't need a job, and I was basically prince of our small town. My dad and mom owned the local Dairy Queen, Arby's, laundromat, and grocery store. We were rich, and in a small town, we were basically royalty. Firing you for not getting your uncle arrested seems like an overreaction, but eh Anyway, my take is you should start working out and eating better. Getting Internet famous is a crapshoot at this point, like, as much as getting real famous is. Don't take that too personally. But you need a goal of some kind to work toward and it seems like getting in shape would help you a lot for multiple reasons. do it for your foot, bro NOT POSTING: a list of situations in which someone apparently thinks rape is acceptable quote:This is a pretty short confession. you should try ruining your life through a series of bad decisions, that'd make you appreciate your job more
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loquacius posted:NOT POSTING: a list of situations in which someone apparently thinks rape is acceptable Thanks loq. That one jumped out at me. Richgoon, good job every other rich person Ive met say only poor people were lazy.
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Aug 1, 2017 23:30
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Don't be that older guy that goes back to college just to relive their glory days. The young students will think you're weird and creepy and nobody will want to hang out with you, leading you to spiral deeper into your depression. Maybe if you buy them alcohol they'll let you come but they will talk tons of poo poo about you behind your back and if you ever fail to come through for them your "friendship" will be over. You need to grow up and accept adult life for what it is. There are plenty of ways to make it fun. Nothing is stopping you from being in shape, going to parties (albeit different, probably more enjoyable kinds), and banging random women except yourself. college is expensive, stay in a hostel, if you can pull off a jeff goldblum vibe instead of a steve buscemi vibe it'll go well
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Small town trust fund goon is a massive piece of poo poo, he deserves everything that happened to him
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Don't be that older guy that goes back to college just to relive their glory days. The young students will think you're weird and creepy and nobody will want to hang out with you, leading you to spiral deeper into your depression. Maybe if you buy them alcohol they'll let you come but they will talk tons of poo poo about you behind your back and if you ever fail to come through for them your "friendship" will be over. You need to grow up and accept adult life for what it is. There are plenty of ways to make it fun. Nothing is stopping you from being in shape, going to parties (albeit different, probably more enjoyable kinds), and banging random women except yourself. This, but feel free to grab all the college p'tang you can so you can wave around your 20yr old trophy to your "old" friends. If they give you any poo poo, send them selfies of you plowing random college students with a giant, obnoxious, grin.
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armchairyoda posted:This, but feel free to grab all the college p'tang you can so you can wave around your 20yr old trophy to your "old" friends. If they give you any poo poo, send them selfies of you plowing random college students with a giant, obnoxious, grin. dont do this. really. 5-10 years later you will be shaking your drat head at yourself.
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sneakyfrog posted:dont do this. lol, this is more than likely true.
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loquacius posted:[inheritance fess] I mean there's worse things to do with your life than being a stay-at-home parent, too, but that's also only going to last so long. Kids grow up! But your goal doesn't necessarily have to be what would make you the most money, it can also be what you personally find satisfying, especially if you and your wife are doing well financially.
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When I die I'm donating my body to science so I can rot on a body farm or be used as a crash-test dummy. I mean no matter what, death is gross, might as well kinda amuse myself with my body plans.
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PetraCore posted:When I die I'm donating my body to science so I can rot on a body farm or be used as a crash-test dummy. I mean no matter what, death is gross, might as well kinda amuse myself with my body plans. Donate it to a necrophiliac support group?
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Aug 2, 2017 02:31
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Funeral chat: I wanna have a viking funeral where my body is on a raft and people shoot flaming arrows at it. Once the raft has a good fire going, I want to have a stuntman stand up and wave his arms around and poo poo and then jump into the water and swim away.
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RFC2324 posted:Donate it to a necrophiliac support group? Naw. If I do go with a standard burial though I guess I'd like to do the tree thing. I like the fact that even stuff like decay is just an explosion of life, so a more tangible representation of that could be cool, but I figure I can have a tree planted either way.
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PetraCore posted:Naw. You could get a mushroom suit: https://www.ted.com/talks/jae_rhim_lee
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Speaking of funeral and plans, I should talk about the plan me and my brother have for my Dad's funeral. My dad (and me and my grandfather) is big into scotch. He collects scotch minis (50ml tiny bottles). He has close to 60 at this point. At his wake, me and my brother will drink them all, and toast him every sip.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:People always seem to think they have magic powers when they have dejavu (much like many think they were possessed/abducted/assaulted by demons etc because of sleep paralysis). You aren't a seer, it's a weird brain thing. Quoting the gently caress out of this because it is true. Deja vu is brain lag. Something gets registered in your subconscious slightly before your conscious brain registers it and that's why you have the sensation of experiencing something over again. From https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/brain-babble/201208/the-neuroscience-d-j-vu quote:A similar hypothesis suggests that déjà vu is an error in timing; while we perceive a moment, sensory information may simultaneously be re-routing its way to long-term storage, causing a delay and, perhaps, the unsettling feeling that we've experienced the moment before. Huff a pile of nitrous oxide. You get a massive deja vu feeling as you regain consciousness due to your senses trying to catch back up with reality.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:
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bunnyofdoom posted:Speaking of funeral and plans, I should talk about the plan me and my brother have for my Dad's funeral. Gonna be a triple funeral, woo
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It's in my will that after all the organ donation stuff is dealt with if there's anything left over it's to be cremated and put in a jack-in-the-box.
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EvilJoven posted:It's in my will that after all the organ donation stuff is dealt with if there's anything left over it's to be cremated and put in a jack-in-the-box. Be better than their burgers, that's for sure.
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Dairy Queen goon: you're an entitled piece of poo poo who's had everything handed to them up til now and that's why working for a living is so drat hard for you. Also, stop loving contacting the people you used to know, they quite rightfully hate you.
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quote:When I read the news that North Korea tested missles that could reach US cities my first thought wasn't "Oh god, we're going to war with North Korea" it was "Oh god, the radiation from nuking NK is gonna kill the man who draws HIVE and Aura from Another Planet for that Korean webcomic company." Yeah that's pretty goony Remember that thing from DeviantArt where someone said the Holocaust didn't feel real to him until he saw a My Little Pony photoshopped into an Auschwitz picture quote:Before work, I drink a beer. During my lunch break, I drink a beer. After work, I drink a beer. That's literally all I have every day, but if anyone ever found out, I'd probably be fired. I fail to see how this is any worse than abstaining all day, drinking a bunch at night, and coming to work hungover. I don't think you'd be fired for that  I dunno, the only part that really parses as weird to me is drinking a beer in the morning. If you feel like you need a beer to face the day that's a sign of depression.
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If you're defending yourself anonymously and unprompted for something none of us even has the ability to accuse you of, you might be the one you're trying to convince.
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I always thought having a beer with lunch was just being French. gently caress you need a beer in the morning for.
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loquacius posted:beergoon I drink two beers in the morning I drink two beers at night I drink two beers in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I drink two beers in time of peace, and two in time of war I drink two beers before I drink two beers, and then I drink two more
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Beergoon if you work IT this is normal.
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sneakyfrog posted:Beergoon if you work IT this is normal. I was thinking it was a little light.
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It's 3 beers over an entire day, who cares. Even if you're a tremendous lightweight, having a beer every 4-5 hours is not going to impair you enough to get you fired.
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Nothing wrong with an AM Ale. Three beers over the course of the day is fine. Thats like people being weirded out if you drink soda at breakfast. Doesn't really matter unless you get blind drunk before work.
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If you think it's normal to have 3 beers a day consistently I have bad news for you That poo poo ends in cirrhosis
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Hope you don't eat any sugar because it's not much worse.
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Not a Children posted:If you think it's normal to have 3 beers a day consistently I have bad news for you Oh please, if he only does it in the work week that is within the guidelines for low risk drinking, maybe barely above it if he does it on the weekend too. It's a drinking habit, but not a particularly unhealthy one. If he is telling the truth, he doesn't binge drink, hell he doesn't even get drunk. Unless you're a prohibitionist, calling him an alcoholic at risk of cirrhosis is an extreme overreaction.
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Dairy Queen goon. God Bless Capitalism. Your family story is like that Horatio Alger in reverse. It really warms my heart. I'd suggest learning the benefits of alternative economic systems that don't have the shortcomings of greed.
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