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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

whoa now

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

weird Asian candy posted:

Counterpoint. Burfict is a piece of poo poo

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

In general, I hope that we as a subforum can relax with calling mentally challenged people names. It becomes easier with practice to control and contain that frustration and release it in positive ways later on, like jogging, cleaning, or even intently cooking a large meal.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
lmao

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cavauro posted:

In general, I hope that we as a subforum can relax with calling mentally challenged people names. It becomes easier with practice to control and contain that frustration and release it in positive ways later on, like jogging, cleaning, or even intently cooking a large meal.

You're a freaking weirdo

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

a neat cape posted:

You're a freaking weirdo

He mains a rogue

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Burfict is real dumb.


I'm glad he limits his dumbness to fields with paint on them.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Kevin King, who was going to be our starter, out with a shoulder injury, no timetable on return.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Cavauro posted:

In general, I hope that we as a subforum can relax with calling mentally challenged people names. It becomes easier with practice to control and contain that frustration and release it in positive ways later on, like jogging, cleaning, or even intently cooking a large meal.
Dumbass poo poo like this and contentless posts like "Andey" are why I barely bother with this sub forum anymore.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I apologize that we don't currently form a symbiotic relationship because I love reading the stonk emoticon & variations

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Dumbass poo poo like this and contentless posts like "Andey" are why I barely bother with this sub forum anymore.

actually this is the best place on the internet

this is me every time I log on to post with my buddies on the football funhouse

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Cavauro posted:

In general, I hope that we as a subforum can relax with calling mentally challenged people names. It becomes easier with practice to control and contain that frustration and release it in positive ways later on, like jogging, cleaning, or even intently cooking a large meal.

I apologize in advance

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Dumbass poo poo like this and contentless posts like "Andey" are why I barely bother with this sub forum anymore.

Stop being retarded

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I guess I'll see myself out, it's been fun.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Dumbass poo poo like this and contentless posts like "Andey" are why I barely bother with this sub forum anymore.

yea i hate jokes too

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
last Sunday I went to the grocery store and just before I checked out a pass from Blake Bortles landed in my cart.

It bruised my tomatoes but I still bought them because I'm from the Midwest.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I guess I'll see myself out, it's been fun.

Lmfao

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Someone post what we are all thinking of

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

can we all just agree to be as unfunny as possible about football

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


POTY

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
It's &e plebes.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I guess I'll see myself out, it's been fun.

--Blake Bortles, week 4

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I guess I'll see myself out, it's been fun.

you know what's a lot of fun? That's right, Andy Dalton of the Cincinnati Bengals

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

actually this is the best place on the internet

this is me every time I log on to post with my buddies on the football funhouse



I'm glad you ended the weirdo dolphins curse in San Diego while there was still a team there

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
What the hell just happened

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I guess I'll see myself out, it's been fun.
Like Andey in the first round of the playoffs.

Andey








Ande
y

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Sorry I want to come to the 2017 NFL OTA / Training Camp thread for news...

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a neat cape posted:

I'm glad you ended the weirdo dolphins curse in San Diego while there was still a team there

I'm glad we are best friends Ross

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
In your darkest moments - when you wished your mother had joined the convent and your father had been born sterile, when your sole regret was that you had not died prior to achieving self awareness - you were a Bengals fan, my brother.




We were joined as one in the loving embrace of &e on a bitter, early-January evening.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The Bengals' offensive line coach and veteran replacement level player Eric Winston have been trying quite hard to make the team's young tackles not be horrible.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Cavauro posted:

The Bengals' offensive line coach and veteran replacement level player Eric Winston have been trying quite hard to make the team's young tackles not be horrible.

I hope they succeed.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Camp news:

Dolphins were off today

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Sorry I want to come to the 2017 NFL OTA / Training Camp thread for news...

The Ravens are all dying seems to be the biggest news so far.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Sorry I want to come to the 2017 NFL OTA / Training Camp thread for news...

you know who's strong and handsome in camp

I'll give you one guess

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

a patagonian cavy posted:

you know who's strong and handsome in camp

I'll give you one guess

Joey Porter

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Metapod posted:

Joey Porter

Dak Peacock

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

TeeMerk posted:

Dak Peacock

Tony Homo from the Dallas Cowgirls

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

This is the type of dumb dicked poo poo that makes me not want to be around on Earth any more. *looking into a mirror*

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

COWHER: Well, Boomer, if the Pittsburgh Steelers want to come away with a win today against the Cincinnati Bengals in the National Football League today, it's going to come down to play at the quarterback position: and the Steelers have the advantage there, with my man big Ben Roethlisberger.

ME: Why is he not saying clownball.

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