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Barudak: May 7, 2007

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

what the gently caress is going on in the minge insert picture in the first one?

It took me forever but its wet for chad and dry like a desert for incel.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:32

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# ? May 16, 2024 09:07

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

What is the deal with Chad's triangle haircut?

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:32

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

What is the deal with Chad's triangle haircut?

chad is guile from street fighter

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:32

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

What is the deal with Chad's triangle haircut?

It's to plow through normies to get to the sweet Stacii on the other side.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:33

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:33

D.Ork Bimboolean: Aug 26, 2016

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

What is the deal with Chad's triangle haircut?

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:34

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:35

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

Oh, now it makes sense.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:37

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:51

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Merely glances at every girl he sees, causing instantaneous impregnation.

:lol:

# ? Aug 1, 2017 19:57

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Chad seems cool, I wanna hang with him. Maybe suck him off, if he's cool with that.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:02

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

My favorite. It turns out Chad really is the people's champion:

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:08

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

I don't get these, are these supposed to be pro incel or pro chad because right now I'm pretty pro chad.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:24

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

1st AD posted:

I don't get these, are these supposed to be pro incel or pro chad because right now I'm pretty pro chad.

I'm pretty sure that, if these are even close to real, they are some Chad-porn thing to beat off to.

E: God, I hope they are real

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:25

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

1st AD posted:

right now I'm pretty pro chad.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:33

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Literally A Person posted:

Like this is basically some humiliation fetish stuff right

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:35

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

COMRADES posted:

Like this is basically some humiliation fetish stuff right

It would seem that If you haven't figured out that inceldom is another word for male-dom you haven't been reading the thread closely.

No, but really, these are actually mentally disturbed individuals.

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:40

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Guy Mann posted:

The inverse of this is that just because you treat your cashier like a human being and try to strike up an conversation and be friendly doesn't mean you are creeping on them.

Whenever we speak nicely to service staff or have brief friendly chitchat when they come to the table my mother in law gets kind of incredulous and ask if we're friends and we have to explain to her every time that no actually we've never met before we're just being nice to the people whose lovely day job is to bring us our food and refill your wine.

Not that she's the kind of person that would be mean to service staff (she really isn't) I think she just feels like it's supposed to be "strictly business" so to speak. Maybe it's a generational thing?

Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 1, 2017

# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:35

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

Literally A Person posted:

My favorite. It turns out Chad really is the people's champion:

I'm the Romanian flags.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 21:59

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Guy Mann posted:

The inverse of this is that just because you treat your cashier like a human being and try to strike up an conversation and be friendly doesn't mean you are creeping on them.

So cock out on the counter would be too far or no?

# ? Aug 1, 2017 22:06

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

christ you guys are duller than a drawer of spoons, maybe pyf is more your speed?

1st AD posted:

I don't get these, are these supposed to be pro incel or pro chad because right now I'm pretty pro chad.

it's called a joke, mac. pretty recent invention

Shanghaied posted:

I'm the Romanian flags.

they're chadian flags, dummo :cripes:

# ? Aug 1, 2017 22:55

Shanghaied: Oct 12, 2004; BIG PAD

hackbunny posted:

they're chadian flags, dummo

Oh yeah? Well I'm STILL the Romanian flag - looks like Chad at first glance, but actually not the real deal. I'm 5' 11", for example. Like you'd honestly think I'm 6' tall, as long as you don't have Stacie-terminator-vision.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:15

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

hackbunny posted:

christ you guys are duller than a drawer of spoons, maybe pyf is more your speed?

it's called a joke, mac. pretty recent invention

they're chadian flags, dummo

my naem is chad

# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:17

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No Mr. thundercock, I expect you to gently caress

# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:19

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

the only chad i know is a 5'7"ish balding middle manager in my cube farm with a frumpy wife

# ? Aug 1, 2017 23:21

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Literally A Person posted:

I'm pretty sure that, if these are even close to real, they are some Chad-porn thing to beat off to.

E: God, I hope they are real

At the very least, I can tell this one is a joke

Literally A Person posted:

Look at that attention to detail! The match screen with Chad on it, the virgin outside crying on the bench next to the discarded rose, the bed post that looks like a penis covered in ticks for every women's he's hosed. Clearly, Chad made this one.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:12

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Only "the virgin walk" was real. Adding a Chad counterpart, and all subsequent versions, have been jokes. Really funny ones, to boot.

hth

# ? Aug 2, 2017 00:38

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Chad is Brock Sampson.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 01:14

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Literally A Person posted:

I wasn't aware that celibacy was one of the tenets of feminism. Thanks, incel thread.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 01:56

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

that inset of her vagina looks like she's pissing

# ? Aug 2, 2017 02:02

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

1st AD posted:

I don't get these, are these supposed to be pro incel or pro chad because right now I'm pretty pro chad.

Pretty much people trying to draw the farce in its logical extreme, or others wanting to drive the minds of the actual incels completely into despair.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 02:26

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

School Nickname posted:

Pretty much people trying to draw the farce in its logical extreme, or others wanting to drive the minds of the actual incels completely into despair.

Or to entertain the likes of us.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 02:27

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

This is from the r/relationships thread and too good not to share here

[CA] Employee suffers from a phobia towards a protected class.

Hello, I run a small 6 person startup (five excluding myself). So far our product has been mostly targeted towards businesses, with a significant degree of success there. We'd like to expand our product towards consumer applications, but we need to hire a couple of devs to do that.

So far, everyone we have hired has known one of us and was hired based upon that recommendation. It just so happens that the majority of our acquaintances are male.

Anyways, one of our key employees has a PhD in machine learning and has been indispensable to our success so far. His contributions to the development of our product have been immense and we value his work a lot.

This employee is also diagnosed with "Specific phobia" by a psychiatrist and has a fear of women . He feels that working with a woman on a daily basis would serve as a trigger for him and torpedo his productivity. This is something that I would definitely like to avoid. His psychiatrist has also attested towards this fact and said that until he is exposed to women in a more controlled setting and builds up a "tolerance" to increasing levels of exposure, that it would be detrimental towards his mental health to work with women on a regular basis.

I know that employers with over 15 employees are subject to federal hiring regulations, but the state of California apparently imposes more regulations, even on businesses with just 5 employees. Given these circumstances, would we be allowed to not consider any female candidates for the developer positions that we have open?

can you imagine how brokebrains you'd have to be to have a phobia of women and not just be universally disgusted by men, women, and non-binary people all the same

# ? Aug 2, 2017 03:14