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Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Captain Oblivious posted:

I forget, did we ever find out what happened to Vhalen?

Having all sorts of science style sex with thin men and sextoids.

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PyRosflam
Aug 11, 2007
The good, The bad, Im the one with the gun.

Annointed posted:

And no official XCOM Central Officer Bradford Sweater. The hell is this

That's the US Military Sweater they use. You can buy it at any army surplus store.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Dongicus posted:

Having all sorts of science style sex with thin men and sextoids.
I guess that explains why she reconstructed the one male Viper.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

There's an Easter egg where if you kill the viper king with a crit from the ranger's sword, a half-digested Vahlen slides out--still clutching the pin of a grenade that never went off.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Vib Rib posted:

I guess that explains why she reconstructed the one male Viper.

"Porn vhen?" Vahlen coos as she turns on the camera and turns to face the viper's pen, "Porn now."

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



the expansion can't come out soon enough. jesus christ.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

TK-42-1 posted:

the expansion can't come out soon enough. jesus christ.

Just 27 days of erotica left to go.

InfinityComplex
Feb 5, 2011

Nothing better than swinging around a little girl like a flail.
Huh, I thought the expansion was on the 26th of July. How wrong was I

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



InfinityComplex posted:

Huh, I thought the expansion was on the 26th of July. How wrong was I

That would have been quite the birthday present.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(





Bogart
Apr 12, 2010

by VideoGames
those damned juicy advent burgers

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

"The aliens don't need an infiltration unit anymore"
*literally the mission after you encounter a faceless*

PiCroft
Jun 11, 2010

I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

I wonder how the Firaxis artists feel about their terrifying snake monster becoming the internets' new wiafu.

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

PiCroft posted:

I wonder how the Firaxis artists feel about their terrifying snake monster becoming the internets' new wiafu.

they knew what they were doing when they added tits to a snake.

PiCroft
Jun 11, 2010

I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

Roobanguy posted:

they knew what they were doing when they added tits to a snake.

The reaction to the teaser trailer when the Viper made her first appearance was one of the funniest things I've seen.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

PiCroft posted:

I wonder how the Firaxis artists feel about their terrifying snake monster becoming the internets' new wiafu.
Archon chiseled abs, Snake tits, Codex in golden spandex, they knew what they were doing.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

PiCroft posted:

I wonder how the Firaxis artists feel about their terrifying snake monster becoming the internets' new wiafu.

supportive



i doubt anyone that has been on the internet for more than a month and would design the viper without realizing that a ton of people are gonna find them horny

Bogart
Apr 12, 2010

by VideoGames
That can't be official. They HAVE to have known it was fat kink stuff.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Still better than Randy Pitchford literally tweeting a link to the Rule 34 page for Battleborn.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



marshmallow creep posted:

Still better than Randy Pitchford literally tweeting a link to the Rule 34 page for Battleborn.

Lmbo did this really happen? pitchfords the fukken worst

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

More or less. He tweeted the Reddit for Battleborn Rule 34.

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/821140723135352832

BlazetheInferno
Jun 6, 2015
...You know, I think him labelling it as NSFW actually makes it WORSE, since it means he knows drat well what he was publicly linking to.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

PiCroft posted:

The reaction to the teaser trailer when the Viper made her first appearance was one of the funniest things I've seen.

The Velvet Witch
Jul 24, 2017

"I don't have a "make better posts" spell, you're on your own."
I am absolutely 100% certain the XCOM twitter knew that was kink art, they just didn't care, liked it themselves, or that it was funny.

Huszsersvn
Nov 11, 2009

Nice world you've got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.

This thread:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Huszsersvn posted:

This thread:



drat, ADVENT has genetically removed all nipples?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Male nipples are useless anyways

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Male nipples are useless anyways

Have you tried being a sex haver?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I have had sex, my nipples did nothing. Maybe mine just aren't particularly sensitive? :shrug:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

pull up thread, pull up

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

No, no, let's instead play Marry, gently caress, Kill with the Chosen.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
gently caress assassin, marry warlock, kill the hunter

now do it with the factions

Thyrork
Apr 21, 2010

"COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.

:awesomelon:
Slippery Tilde
All three with the Templar. :colbert:

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

it's time to Both Barrels the thread.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Dongicus posted:

it's time to Both Barrels the thread.

Lol nice.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Captain Foo posted:

pull out thread, pull out
Naw go all in imo

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
jesus i was clicking the thread to check for a release date what the gently caress is going on you degenerates

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Huszsersvn posted:

This thread:



I could not have predicted that outcome, though it is intriguing

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

monster on a stick posted:

I could not have predicted that outcome, though it is intriguing

I would have figured that even if Tygan was a shut in nerd he would have predicted that.

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

botany posted:

jesus i was clicking the thread to check for a release date what the gently caress is going on you degenerates

August 29.

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