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Rysithusiku posted:This may be my new favorite work problem. We got to the end of the problem and my student had one more lesson to learn. "...So Brian dies?" "More to the point, Brian dies first. What do you think happens to Allen's effect as counterweight (well, I said torque) when he reaches the lava?"
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mds2 posted:This kicks rear end. It makes no sense on about 5 different levels. So just like the rest of the bible.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, but gun toting Jesus would be canon. Worth it. "I am the one who knocks."
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Aug 2, 2017 14:15
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, but gun toting Jesus would be canon. Worth it. So when Jesus turned the other cheek, it was so he could reach for his sidearm? Now, I'm picturing when Jesus upset the tables of the money lenders like something out of a John Woo flick
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CzarChasm posted:So when Jesus turned the other cheek, it was so he could reach for his sidearm? The church scene in Kingsman
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Aug 2, 2017 15:40
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I think there's some real money to be made in a retelling of the bible shot like an 80's action movie. Jesus would have to live and wind up with Mary of Magdalene.
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Aug 2, 2017 15:42
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think there's some real money to be made in a retelling of the bible shot like an 80's action movie. Jesus would have to live and wind up with Mary of Magdalene. That American Dad episode about the rapture comes close
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Aug 2, 2017 15:46
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How about as a graphic novel series? Yeah...this is a thing.
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CzarChasm posted:So when Jesus turned the other cheek, it was so he could reach for his sidearm? "I come not to bring peace but hot lead, motherfuckers."
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Aug 2, 2017 15:48
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think there's some real money to be made in a retelling of the bible shot like an 80's action movie. Jesus would have to live and wind up with Mary of Magdalene. "Who's motorcycle is this?" "It's a chopper baby." "Who's chopper is this?" "Judas." "Who's Judas?" "Judas's dead baby. Judas's dead."
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OK, you guys start writing the script, I'll call Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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Aug 2, 2017 15:58
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Yeah, blessed are the meek who can afford a $2000 ARX-100 somehow new friend from school has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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new friend from school posted:Yeah, blessed are the meek who can afford a $3000 MSBS-556K somehow He only has one, jeez, don't crucify the man.
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RFC2324 posted:I was gonna say it would be cool and fun if the facts were correct. If you find yourself sourcing his quotes and other science facts, just repeat to yourself "it's just a gimmick/troll, I should really just relax"
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NuminaXLT posted:If you find yourself sourcing his quotes and other science facts, just repeat to yourself "it's just a gimmick/troll, I should really just relax" Boy you couldn't have made that scan more poorly, could you?
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Phlegmish posted:Doesn't this mean mankind wouldn't have been redeemed and salvation would be impossible Shooting God would both resolve this issue and be theologically consistent.
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Aug 2, 2017 17:53
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Solice Kirsk posted:OK, you guys start writing the script, I'll call Jean-Claude Van Damme. Let's be more inclusive of society. Call Whoopi Goldberg instead.
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Aug 2, 2017 17:58
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Okay she can be Jesus, JCVD will be God. As he should be.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:04
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Finally, a realistic and achievable goal for a goon project.
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jesus throws sharpened communion wafers and uses two crosses like nunchucks (OMG HE BEATS HIS ENEMIES WITH NUNS)
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Aug 2, 2017 19:25
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I am fine with one-punch messiah personally.
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Aug 2, 2017 19:42
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So in this scenario do the Romans still just have those goofy little swords or what EDIT: And how many bullets does Jesus have? Surely he would end up just emptying the clip and then he's just as hosed as before.
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Chitin posted:So in this scenario do the Romans still just have those goofy little swords or what dude can do water to wine, guy can easily do air to bullets.
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Aug 2, 2017 19:59
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Chitin posted:So in this scenario do the Romans still just have those goofy little swords or what Remember when he fed the crowd with like two pieces of bread and a fish? That, but with bullets and a grenade.
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Aug 2, 2017 20:00
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I just hope there's a scene where Jesus mows down a room of dudes while dual wielding smgs in a crucifixion pose
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Aug 2, 2017 20:05
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He needs to borrow the crucific-shotgun from Constantine.
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Jesus makes his escape from the romans by running on the ocean. edit : Adam and Eve make a cameo in the after credits stinger "I think it's time we turned over a new leaf Adam" "Yes this could be the eve of something great....eve" "uhmmm an apple a day keeps the doctor aw-gently caress it". Brazilianpeanutwar has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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Aug 2, 2017 20:21
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tribbledirigible posted:He needs to borrow the crucific-shotgun from Constantine. You're either thinking too small or have never seen Trigun
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Guy Goodbody posted:You're either thinking too small or have never seen Trigun Church of the
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Ah yes, Trigun. The anime about guns and shooting guns with the villain named Knives.
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Aug 2, 2017 20:47
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Well they were going to call him Revolver but felt that was too on the nose
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Just Gun Kata. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02E2sjwlLM
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poo poo, this is how we get in trouble 
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No one's posted "Jesus Christ : In the Name of the Gun" yet? using that Nazi's piss as a ramp still cracks me up
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You don't want that mother turning up on your doorstep at 4 am with his squad of apostals turning your cheeks these and those ways.
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mind the walrus posted:The whole Trinity concept in Christianity feels fundamentally flawed to me anyway, so I see this image and think "sure, probably. Why not." Your Arianism is duly noted.
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Florida has its own Bigfoot: the eight-foot tall, hairy, smelly monster known as the Skunk Ape. Sightings were so frequent in the '70s that legislators feared it was just a matter of time before the Skunk Ape was caught or killed. They tried to make it a misdemeanor to “take, possess, harm or molest anthropoid or humanoid animals.”
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Must be something going around. Jeeze, people, vaccinate your turtles. 
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In 1946, a man claiming to be a detective gave a pedestrian a camera and asked her to take a picture of a suspect. The “detective” turned out to be a gangster, the “suspect” turned out to be his ex-wife, and the “camera” turned out to be a concealed shotgun firing via the shutter button.
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