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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Stefan Prodan posted:

I was being harassed lmao

It's not a legal term and this congress has gold fringe on the flag!

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

"Boooooooooooooo!"

I've never seen 10,000 little girls boo someone, but I really want to now

I bet that's the worst poo poo possible. Worse than your mom telling you you have a bird chest. Worse than your lover commenting on your small balls. Worse than your dad saying he wishes he had left when you were born.

10,000 cute little girls, booing you.

"I'll be dating every one of you in 10 years!!" retorts Trump

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
I'm not defending Mnuchin here but he does have a bit of a point that Ellison is just asking him about a colloquial term which seems out of place in a legal setting without defining the term first

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.
Yeah Ellison is being a bit of a nob but I dunno, we haven't seen the full footage, and Mnuchin's a shitweasel

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
1. Release the drat pisstape.

2. Tweet you fat bitch.

TIA

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Tumble posted:

lol and ANOTHER point down in Rasmussen's approval poll, to 38%.

38%, while historically bad, still seems insanely high.

I credit how everyone can put themselves in an information ghetto these days (and yeah both sides disclaimer if any MAGAmen are getting ready to shriek about this observation).

In the 1960's sure you had newspapers with different editorial slants but mostly reported things that were factual, and there were 3 channels that did like an hour newscast 2 times a night and I don't mean to get too Golden Age Phallus but it sure seems like they had some high-minded idea of journalistic integrity that's lacking today.

Compare to today where there's a million options and you can tailor them down to the dozen or so that will comfort you and let Fox News tell you how Hilary ordered all these hits, and curate your Facebook feed until it's all Freedom Eagle Dot Facebook Forward Slash BluelivesStatesRights (like and share) sending you simple impact font-over smug Obama pictures about how the Kenyan Muslim invented AIDS so Al-Queda could turn the US into part of a global Caliphate.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

moosetoucher posted:

Yeah Ellison is being a bit of a nob but I dunno, we haven't seen the full footage, and Mnuchin's a shitweasel

Wanna bash that nerd!

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

38%, while historically bad, still seems insanely high.

I credit how everyone can put themselves in an information ghetto these days (and yeah both sides disclaimer if any MAGAmen are getting ready to shriek about this observation).

In the 1960's sure you had newspapers with different editorial slants but mostly reported things that were factual, and there were 3 channels that did like an hour newscast 2 times a night and I don't mean to get too Golden Age Phallus but it sure seems like they had some high-minded idea of journalistic integrity that's lacking today.

Compare to today where there's a million options and you can tailor them down to the dozen or so that will comfort you and let Fox News tell you how Hilary ordered all these hits, and curate your Facebook feed until it's all Freedom Eagle Dot Facebook Forward Slash BluelivesStatesRights (like and share) sending you simple impact font-over smug Obama pictures about how the Kenyan Muslim invented AIDS so Al-Queda could turn the US into part of a global Caliphate.

social media has destroyed society and the man who invented facebook will be our next president

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
lol

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I don't mean to get too Golden Age Phallus but it sure seems like they had some high-minded idea of journalistic integrity that's lacking today.

You're just saying that because there's a current scandal that the President is dictating his propaganda to a major news network.

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

38%, while historically bad, still seems insanely high.

I credit how everyone can put themselves in an information ghetto these days (and yeah both sides disclaimer if any MAGAmen are getting ready to shriek about this observation).

In the 1960's sure you had newspapers with different editorial slants but mostly reported things that were factual, and there were 3 channels that did like an hour newscast 2 times a night and I don't mean to get too Golden Age Phallus but it sure seems like they had some high-minded idea of journalistic integrity that's lacking today.

Compare to today where there's a million options and you can tailor them down to the dozen or so that will comfort you and let Fox News tell you how Hilary ordered all these hits, and curate your Facebook feed until it's all Freedom Eagle Dot Facebook Forward Slash BluelivesStatesRights (like and share) sending you simple impact font-over smug Obama pictures about how the Kenyan Muslim invented AIDS so Al-Queda could turn the US into part of a global Caliphate.

Those are some great points! Also, like discussed many times in this thread, so mich poo poo is going on with this 'president' that you simply can't keep up. Just look at all the headlines regarding Trump in the last week alone. I mean, just a few days ago he was asking his drat laywers about pardoning his whole freaking clan! Are we talking about that today? No, we moved on to the next big thing. All day, every day. With all that in mind I totally agree with you that 38% are INSANELY high. One could think that by now every person in the US should know, what a pisspot is currently occupying the dump (former White House.)

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

In the 1960's sure you had newspapers with different editorial slants but mostly reported things that were factual, and there were 3 channels that did like an hour newscast 2 times a night and I don't mean to get too Golden Age Phallus but it sure seems like they had some high-minded idea of journalistic integrity that's lacking today.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muckraker

The only change is 24hr news channels. Keep people tuned in by reporting narratives instead of stories, and report on whatever you can find to reduce repeating the same content.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Multilake posted:

Those are some great points! Also, like discussed many times in this thread, so mich poo poo is going on with this 'president' that you simply can't keep up. Just look at all the headlines regarding Trump in the last week alone. I mean, just a few days ago he was asking his drat laywers about pardoning his whole freaking clan! Are we talking about that today? No, we moved on to the next big thing. All day, every day. With all that in mind I totally agree with you that 38% are INSANELY high. One could think that by now every person in the US should know, what a pisspot is currently occupying the dump (former White House.)

Remember that time in a speech to the NRA he suggested someone should murder his political rival?

How about the time he though health insurance cost $12 a year?

Or the time he though the reason people don't move to where the jobs are is because they can't sell their $90,000 homes?

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
Where the gently caress are my scheduled Piss Idiot morning tweet lols

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I ride bikes all day posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muckraker

The only change is 24hr news channels. Keep people tuned in by reporting narratives instead of stories, and report on whatever you can find to reduce repeating the same content.

I still think there's something to be said for being able to tailor the media you consume almost perfectly to reinforce and never challenge what you believe, and in an almost constant stream. Sure midcentury I'm sure there was stuff you could seek out for that but mass media was structured to where it was hard to completely avoid anything challenging while having absolute saturation of the ideological equivalent of battered and deep fried comfort food.

I don't even think it's 24 hour news anymore primarily, I think it's people getting almost all their info from social media. Instead of having to wait until the 6pm newscast for seven minutes of coverage about the scandal, your phone pings every 30 seconds with a new funny GIF about how dumb and gay liberals are and it's all fake news #maga #1488.

I'm not exempting myself! I'm sure that lefty twitter and CTH and poo poo are leaving me blind to the stuff about liberalism and conservatism that is actually insanely good.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Big Butt Skinner posted:

Where the gently caress are my scheduled Piss Idiot morning tweet lols

Who knows? Maybe that new general dude hid trumps phone in the one place he would never find it, the exercise room.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Surely this week Trump will be impeached.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Snatch Duster posted:

Surely this week Trump will be impeached.

You missed the bad thread, pls post lols.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?





The Loudest of Dads.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill!

Come on piss tape. I believe in you.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Pac-Manioc Root posted:



The Loudest of Dads.

Speak loudly and carry a small stick (to make your hands look bigly) ~ President Trump

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
Japanes sure love cutest son Barrrrrrron

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Oscar Wild posted:

Who knows? Maybe that new general dude hid trumps phone in the one place he would never find it, the exercise room.

I'd like to think once Trump is gone they're gonna be finding hidden cellphones with half-written tweets all over the WH. Some guy in 2040 comes to fix the air conditioning and finds a phone in the vents which, once recharged, has a tweet on it declaring war on Montenegro.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

He signed the sanctions, does that mean it's Pissmas Eve?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



oh man can't wait for it to go online. wonder how we'll access it initially-- will it be a nice easy stream, or will it be a torrent?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Piss my trumphole, putin

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

oh man can't wait for it to go online. wonder how we'll access it initially-- will it be a nice easy stream, or will it be a torrent?

It'll be tomorrow's Google Doodle

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Lol at some of you idiots feeling bad for Steve Mnuchin, one of the people responsible for millions of Americans losing their homes and life savings

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

Pac-Manioc Root posted:



The Loudest of Dads.

That translation misses the word "uncool" he also uses to describe dad. Oh, and the bonus in the bottom right: "Part 1: 'On top of that, my mom and sister are too hot!'"

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892741272259133441

Funny how he screwed over small businesses for years to build his real estate empire

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



flashy_mcflash posted:

He signed the sanctions, does that mean it's Pissmas Eve?

I hate to say it, but Putin can still use the leverage it gives him, so probably not. We need to increase Russian sanctions to put an end to their illegal hoarding of piss tapes!

Perhaps Putin can release "Trump Piss Tape 1/4", "Trump Piss Tape 2/4", and "Trump Piss Tape 4/4" and that would be enough to keep Trump busy for a while.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Sound Mr. Brown posted:

That translation misses the word "uncool" he also uses to describe dad. Oh, and the bonus in the bottom right: "Part 1: 'On top of that, my mom and sister are too hot!'"

you will be allowed to live when the weeaboo purge comes, for having conveyed to us these additional lols from that image

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

my dream scenario is that the piss tape went online on youtube on inauguration day, one of millions of never-watched youtube videos, just waiting for someone to stumble on it.

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.
In searching for the Barron Trump manga I stumbled across this:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/19th-century-book-features-baron-trump-don-russia-trip-article-1.3375755

Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Adventure

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Random Stranger posted:

I hate to say it, but Putin can still use the leverage it gives him, so probably not. We need to increase Russian sanctions to put an end to their illegal hoarding of piss tapes!

Perhaps Putin can release "Trump Piss Tape 1/4", "Trump Piss Tape 2/4", and "Trump Piss Tape 4/4" and that would be enough to keep Trump busy for a while.

I mean any decent film production prereleases a trailer.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.
lmfao donald trump is the loving president and he got there with ZERO political or social skills :hmbol:

you think that ambitious motherfucker obama didn't actively work his rear end off his whole life developing a god drat body language that defused white people idiot anger? all gettin snuggly with bob dole in he drat wheelchair

MEANWHILE, there's trump. gently caress YOUUUUUUUUU CRIPPLED PERSON, AND 1/10 UGLY WOMAN WITH MOURNFUL TITS WHO DOESN'T MATTER, I'M PRESIDENT NOW. *tries not to get any cripple juice on tiny fingers, sweeps past*

:hmbol:

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Remember that time in a speech to the NRA he suggested someone should murder his political rival?

How about the time he though health insurance cost $12 a year?

Or the time he though the reason people don't move to where the jobs are is because they can't sell their $90,000 homes?

Remember the black guy eating mustard? Boy, that was sick!

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
The founder of Reddit was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and they were browsing some guy's post history and they had to blur one part out because it said "release the piss tape" lol

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Burt Sexual posted:

I mean any decent film production prereleases a trailer.

I'd love to see FSB release a series of trailers. At first it'd just seem like some depressing low budget russian porn, but gradually the trailers start dropping hints. An overlong tie laying on the floor. A familiar yet unintelligible voice in the background. A trash can overflowing with used spray tan cans.

Then the release day promised in the trailers comes and The Piss Tape(pbuh) gets uploaded in glorious HD on every porn site simultaneously. A trumpet sounds throughout the world, heralding the beginning of the hmbolcalypse.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

do u know jenny posted:

The founder of Reddit was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and they were browsing some guy's post history and they had to blur one part out because it said "release the piss tape" lol

How could you read it?

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