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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Fanatic posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892741272259133441

Funny how he screwed over small businesses for years to build his real estate empire

I'm pretty sure I read an article featuring some of the contractors Trump hosed over who actually voted for him. I love the myth of the proud small business owner when in reality most of them are dumbshits

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I'm on facebook sticking up for Nixon by contrast to this idiot LOL.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

ambient robot posted:

social media has destroyed society and the man who invented facebook will be our next president

this is a solid lol

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Nixon was a sociopath, but at least he was a competent sociopath

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



ElGroucho posted:

Nixon was a sociopath, but at least he was a competent sociopath

Basically my argument.

At least during his hysterical drunken corruption, bombing of cambodia, and helping kick off unprecidented mass incarceration with the war on drugs we also got detente with China and the EPA and OSHA.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I fear the Piss Tape is gonna be low quality, like those tapes of politicians receiving bribes or sniffing coke.

You probably can recognize Trump and what's going on, but probably not enough to jerk off to.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I hope the piss tape is infra-red like those AC-130 gunship carnage vids. Want to see dank dark streams of hot piss.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

brylcreem posted:

probably not enough to jerk off to.

Amateur

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

brylcreem posted:

I fear the Piss Tape is gonna be low quality, like those tapes of politicians receiving bribes or sniffing coke.

You probably can recognize Trump and what's going on, but probably not enough to jerk off to.

A day before the NYTimes releases the piss tape, Donald Trump releases the video in order to show "full transparency"

video is 95 minutes long, with director commentary, outtakes, and deleted scenes. And also the "uncensored" version they couldnt show in theatres

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.

brylcreem posted:

I fear the Piss Tape is gonna be low quality, like those tapes of politicians receiving bribes or sniffing coke.

You probably can recognize Trump and what's going on, but probably not enough to jerk off to.

Yeah it might not be enough to be proper evi.. wait what? is THAT what we're all here for?!

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Basically my argument.

At least during his hysterical drunken corruption, bombing of cambodia, and helping kick off unprecidented mass incarceration with the war on drugs we also got detente with China and the EPA and OSHA.

Don't forget the SALT1 AND SALT2 treaties.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

How could you read it?

They only blurred out the word "piss"

Looks like he deleted the post lol

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer

Feminasty Slut posted:

I hope the piss tape is infra-red like those AC-130 gunship carnage vids. Want to see dank dark streams of hot piss.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Madcosby posted:

A day before the NYTimes releases the piss tape, Donald Trump releases the video in order to show "full transparency"

video is 95 minutes long, with director commentary, outtakes, and deleted scenes. And also the "uncensored" version they couldnt show in theatres

The Danny Elfman soundtrack leaves a bit to be desired.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




um actually, Piss tape is gonna be 4k, 144fps HDR and lit like a Spielberg film. It'll make most porno look like Chaplin in comparison. This will be the Citizen Kane of leaked 'sex' tapes.

it'll be scored by John Williams in full-tilt, all leitmotif 'Duel Of The Fates' mode.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I get the feeling that I'm going to be about 62 when the piss tape finally emerges... and it will still be so loving good, lol

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




I hope it releases at his funeral. Like Pence gives a short speech and then the music starts, as the lights dim ....

moosetoucher
Jul 11, 2017

heck. heckin heck.

:hmbol:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

fishing with the fam posted:

The Danny Elfman soundtrack leaves a bit to be desired.

Philip Glass or gtfo

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Do you think Trump is aware of the piss tape meme? He's so isolated to any criticism about him that i am positive that no one in his personal life mentioned it to him, and Fox News has nothing resembling humor so they'd never mention it but I genuinely wonder if he's even aware of the story

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



well why not posted:

I hope it releases at his funeral. Like Pence gives a short speech and then the music starts, as the lights dim ....

It will play at his second inauguration and it will seem completely normal.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Pac-Manioc Root posted:



The Loudest of Dads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2KLGWjudY

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

well why not posted:

um actually, Piss tape is gonna be 4k, 144fps HDR and lit like a Spielberg film. It'll make most porno look like Chaplin in comparison. This will be the Citizen Kane of leaked 'sex' tapes.

it'll be scored by John Williams in full-tilt, all leitmotif 'Duel Of The Fates' mode.

That's a nice fantasy :allears:

do u know jenny posted:

Do you think Trump is aware of the piss tape meme? He's so isolated to any criticism about him that i am positive that no one in his personal life mentioned it to him, and Fox News has nothing resembling humor so they'd never mention it but I genuinely wonder if he's even aware of the story

Comey told him about it, lol.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

scrubs season six posted:

If obama did what Trump did a significant number of people would ream him for not being respectful or whatever. He does what he did and The same people call him a fraud. There's nothing you can do to fix these people, theyre just stupid and/or broke brained for whatever reason. I understood this better after speaking with my uncle who genuinely thinks Obama is evil and hates America and Americans.

I always love when people talk about bringing "class" back to the presidency after Obama.

I mean can you be more obviously fake low key in your racism.

Also what actions did they see from Obama that lacked class. He was a suave dude.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

do u know jenny posted:

Do you think Trump is aware of the piss tape meme? He's so isolated to any criticism about him that i am positive that no one in his personal life mentioned it to him, and Fox News has nothing resembling humor so they'd never mention it but I genuinely wonder if he's even aware of the story

I don't know about the meme, but if it's real (it is), surely he knows it's always there, hanging over his head and ready to gush. Otherwise what good would it be?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


do u know jenny posted:

Do you think Trump is aware of the piss tape meme? He's so isolated to any criticism about him that i am positive that no one in his personal life mentioned it to him, and Fox News has nothing resembling humor so they'd never mention it but I genuinely wonder if he's even aware of the story

dude, he's aware, and his chief explanation why it's not real is "I'm a germaphobe" and "I wasn't even in that room long enough" https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/315553/trump-wasnt-in-room-long-enough-for-piss-tape-to-be-made/

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

flashy_mcflash posted:

Philip Glass or gtfo

This except just the word "piss" over and over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIDuZq7RVAM&t=20s

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


GOD I had forgotten that he actually said these words

denald j trimp posted:

“It’s made up. Never existed. Never happened. And the reason I say that so strongly because nothing is ever going to show up. There’s never going to be a tape that shows up. There’s never going to be anything that shows up. Now, I would be very embarrassed if a tape actually showed up, saying something like that. It would be double embarrassed because I’m saying there is no tape. There is no event. I was never even in that room for that period of time.”

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I'm sure he knows he likes to be peed on and has paid Russian hookers to do so, I'm just wondering if he knows the general public know about it as well.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Comey probably told him in a direct, measured way that only had the scent of an implied insult on it.

Heffer
May 1, 2003

sad lol

quote:

Tangier Island is sinking and its residents are putting their faith in Trump
https://pilotonline.com/news/local/...0ae7ef562f.html

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
He definitely knows about the original dossier that mentioned the piss tape:




the cloud Trump mentions is a cloud of piss

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

World War Mammories posted:

GOD I had forgotten that he actually said these words

When i was in elementary school, i got a D on a biology test. My parents said if i got anything less than a B I was grounded or whatever punishment.

So when I got back the test, I held off showing it to my parents for a day, all the while trying to convince my parents i was sure i got a B and it was clear I'll get a B but if I got a D then something was probably up with the teacher, no way itll happen but if it did someone was setting me up.

When I showed my parents the next day, they didn't even pretend they weren't aware I had obviously seen the test and was trying to get out of trouble. I learned a hard lesson that day.

The moral of my story is Trump uses the same language to get out of trouble I did in the 4th grade.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

World War Mammories posted:

GOD I had forgotten that he actually said these words

I did not pee on her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not pee on her! I did not! Oh hi Jared.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
pee? no pee. You're the pee.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Catastrophe posted:


Remember how Nikola Tesla said he had designed a device that could shatter the Earth apart? Can we revisit those schematics?

COMRADES posted:

The government seized everything in his workshop, declared it useless, then promptly "lost" it.


I went to wikipedia Tesla's deathbed inventions out of curiosity because I've heard of it before

Did anyone know that it was a TRUMP they called in to inspect his equipment? Our president's paternal uncle, for crying out loving loud
that just added considerable weight to the conspiracy imo

FAKE INVENTIONS
lol

quote:

wo days later the Federal Bureau of Investigation ordered the Alien Property Custodian to seize Tesla's belongings,[24] even though Tesla was an American citizen.[24] John G. Trump, a professor at M.I.T. and a well-known electrical engineer serving as a technical aide to the National Defense Research Committee, was called in to analyze the Tesla items, which were being held in custody.[24] After a three-day investigation, Trump's report concluded that there was nothing which would constitute a hazard in unfriendly hands, stating:

[Tesla's] thoughts and efforts during at least the past 15 years were primarily of a speculative, philosophical, and somewhat promotional character often concerned with the production and wireless transmission of power; but did not include new, sound, workable principles or methods for realizing such results.[214]

In a box purported to contain a part of Tesla's "death ray", Trump found a 45-year-old multidecade resistance box.[215]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I would read a graphic novel about John Trump, the stupidest man at MIT

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Drunk & Ugly posted:

I went to wikipedia Tesla's deathbed inventions out of curiosity because I've heard of it before

Did anyone know that it was a TRUMP they called in to inspect his equipment? Our president's paternal uncle, for crying out loving loud
that just added considerable weight to the conspiracy imo

FAKE INVENTIONS
lol

HO LEE BUTTS no way

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

flashy_mcflash posted:

I would read a graphic novel about John Trump, the stupidest man at MIT

I would pay good money to see Trump somehow bumble through famous historical situations.
Imagine Malta or the Cuban Missile Crisis.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I just remembered that Trump was the BEST you could find out of 360 million people to be your leader.

lol

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