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Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
Bah, stupid google sheets. Looks like he WAS picked. Hmm. Back to the drawing board.

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Good morning! I select Jean-Gabriel Pageau.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Infidel Castro has until 1 EST to select his awful player, followed by Glyynenstein, Corn on the Cop, Autopick and then Corn on the Cop again etc.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Gimmie Jordan Weal

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Phone posting. Jimmy Vesey please because he seems to be untaken?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
The Chicago Blackhawks need a #4 defenseman and the options left are mostly bad. We're going to go with Teemu Pokemon's quietly underated prodigal lovechild in Xavier Ouellet.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Next up for the Los Angeles Kings is to fill out their 3rd line. So they're going to take Valtteri Filppula because he is a center and he put up 42 points.

JVR - Eric Staal - Kessel
Bailey - Kesler - Grabner
x - Filppula - x
x - x - x

Keith - Martinez
Beaulieu - Seidenberg
x - x

Rinne
x

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
The Chicago Blackhawks need to watch their payroll in lieu of the incoming McDavid contract. This next player had an excellent rookie year, dazzling on the ice and on the charts. He isn't really on anyone's radar after missing all of last with a rare bone disorder, but as the Dallas Stars are willing to bet on his full recovery, so are the Chicago Blackhawks.

Adding to their stable of extremely-talented-yet-possibly-dead wingers, the Chicago Blackhawks are proud to select Mattias Janmark.

Pearson - McDavid - Frolik
Fiala - Staal - Wheeler
Janmark - Dubinsky - X

Lindholm - Gudas
Ouellet - Niskanen

Anderson

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Good pick if he can shake that boneitis

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
I really wanted to make a boneitis joke but couldn't stick the landing

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Still on my phone. Caps take Michael Ferland.

If I hosed up and he's taken skip me and I'll grab some trash later.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I would have thought someone would have taken him already but what the hell, gimmie centre Nick Bonino.


flyera

Schwartz - Trocheck - Stone
Nelson - Coyle - K. Hayes
Weal - Bonino - ________

Ekholm - Karlsson
Morrissey - T. van Riemsdyk

Grubauer

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Aug 2, 2017

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

corn on the cop posted:

The Chicago Blackhawks need to watch their payroll in lieu of the incoming McDavid contract. This next player had an excellent rookie year, dazzling on the ice and on the charts. He isn't really on anyone's radar after missing all of last with a rare bone disorder, but as the Dallas Stars are willing to bet on his full recovery, so are the Chicago Blackhawks.

Adding to their stable of extremely-talented-yet-possibly-dead wingers, the Chicago Blackhawks are proud to select Mattias Janmark.

Pearson - McDavid - Frolik
Fiala - Staal - Wheeler
Janmark - Dubinsky - X

Lindholm - Gudas
Ouellet - Niskanen

Anderson

I've finally reached the "I've never heard of this guy" period of our draft :911:

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Well corn on the cop picked my defenseman so you guys can skip me and I'll find somebody when I get home from work.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

With FBS officially skipping mentholmoose is up. Also if y'all could stop taking played I might want that'd be dandy.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Alright, I'm going to take Andrew Cogliano. Alright fancies, 35 points, cheap contract; seems like a smart enough pick.

Nash-Eichel-Sheary
Patrick-Koivu-Faksa
Cogliano-Bozak-?

Gardiner-Faulk
Edler-Spurgeon

Holtby

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

mentholmoose posted:

Alright, I'm going to take Andrew Cogliano. Alright fancies, 35 points, cheap contract; seems like a smart enough pick.

Nash-Eichel-Sheary
Patrick-Koivu-Faksa
Cogliano-Bozak-?

Gardiner-Faulk
Edler-Spurgeon

Holtby

I see you didnt get my message about picking my players. Laderhan has until 6 EST. I'd probably swap Patrick and Cogliano and shelter that third line in the offensive zone and rack up points and let the Koivu take the toughs. Your team looks pretty solid to me.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

mentholmoose posted:

Alright, I'm going to take Andrew Cogliano. Alright fancies, 35 points, cheap contract; seems like a smart enough pick.

Nash-Eichel-Sheary
Patrick-Koivu-Faksa
Cogliano-Bozak-?

Gardiner-Faulk
Edler-Spurgeon

Holtby

Looks like you're going to misuse Cogliano. You should go and pick somebody else and leave Cogliano for, say, your pal Kilza.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Technetium posted:

I see you didnt get my message about picking my players. Laderhan has until 6 EST. I'd probably swap Patrick and Cogliano and shelter that third line in the offensive zone and rack up points and let the Koivu take the toughs. Your team looks pretty solid to me.

First off, hehehehehe.

It seems like a whole bunch of people wanted Cogliano so I am happy with getting him.

Second, that's a really good idea to shelter Patrick and Bozak and give the Cogs/Koivu connection tougher minutes at evens, so I will do that.

Nash-Eichel-Sheary
Cogliano-Koivu-Faksa
Patrick-Bozak-?

Gardiner-Faulk
Edler-Spurgeon

Holtby

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
Give me Erik Haula.

Steen-Monahan-Laine
Dvorak-Turris-Palmieri
Namestnikov-Haula-???

McDonagh-Manson
Smith-Dumba

Bishop

Laderhan fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Aug 2, 2017

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
As fake GM of the Detroit Red Wings I am contractually obligated to bring in aging vets based on their past glory. Did you know that Scott "Fartsmell" Hartnell had 37 points last year? Me neither. Also, he maybe likes Trump, so he has that in common with a majority of non-disenfranchised Michiganders.

Tatar - Johansen - P. Kane
Roussel - Stastny - Voracek
Hartnell - Lowry - ??

Ellis - Yandle
Goligoski - Demers

Saros

Thufir fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Aug 2, 2017

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Up next:
Boomer The Cannon (until 7:00 PM EST)
Aye Doc
T-Bone
take me you ANIMAL

Still to pick:
Iodized QQ (2 picks)
Habibi (2 picks)
FBS (1 pick)

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Laderhan posted:

Give me Erik Haula.

Steen-Monahan-Laine
Dvorak-Turris-Palmieri
Namestnikov-Haula-???

McDonagh-Manson
Smith-Dumba

Bishop

Second year in a row I fuckin whiffed on Haula :rip:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

As long as his new gm forces him to wear 55.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Tobias Rieder.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



after much deliberations and some last minute panicking, the Fancy Cats select LW Anthony Duclair

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

I've been looking for somebody to pair with Byfuglien so before my pickings get any slimmer I'm going to take Brayden McNabb.

Palat - Matthews - Stempniak
Perreault - Carter - Hartman
x - Pageau - x

McNabb - Byfuglien
Phaneuf - Severson
x - Braun

Raanta
x

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
T-Bone selects *drumroll* Jaromir Jagr. Find that man a team.

Meier-Seguin-Forsberg
Connor-Sobotka-Radulov
X - Strome - Jagr

Stralman-Letang
Hjalmarsson-Honka

Schneider

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



corn on the cop posted:

T-Bone selects *drumroll* Jaromir Jagr. Find that man a team.

Meier-Seguin-Forsberg
Connor-Sobotka-Radulov
X - Strome - Jagr

Stralman-Letang
Hjalmarsson-Honka

Schneider

radulov and jagr together in vegas is going to lead this team down a dark path

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
gently caress I've been bluffing about taking Jagr in the discord for like two rounds, but if he made it back to me in 14 I was totally going to do it



Also gently caress you doc :argh:

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013

JoelJoel posted:

As long as his new gm forces him to wear 55.

I already have Dumba, who's going to be contractually obligated to wear 55. Dumba55>>Haula55


Aye Doc posted:

radulov and jagr together in vegas is going to lead this team down a dark path

And don't forget Seguin :rip:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Laderhan posted:

I already have Dumba, who's going to be contractually obligated to wear 55. Dumba55>>Haula55


And don't forget Seguin :rip:

I missed that but yes, you are correct.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Say it with me y'all


gently caress Defense


Give me Brett Ritchie


D. Sedin - H. Sedin - Tarasenko
Pacioretty - Larkin - Miller
XXXX - Barzal - Ritchie
XXXX - Jarnkrok - Donskoi

Chychrun - Petrovic
Stare - Into
The - Void

Mrazek
A Poor Soul


I wanted both Ritchies :(

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Now that my defense is set (excluding a 7th d-man) I can now focus on forwards and a back-up goalie and a coach.

So I wanted Cogliano, but gently caress it I'll just go with the guy I wanted in the next round. So next up is another Oiler, although he hasn't played a game for them just yet. He put up 60 points in 2015-16, obviously had a down year last year production wise but I'm confident he'll bounce back. Come on down Jussi Jokinen.

Jokinen - Couturier - Pominville
Vatrano - Lindholm - Puljujarvi
x - x - x
x - x - x

Hedman - Klingberg
Klefbom - Pesce
Kempny - Pysyk

Talbot
x

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i don't see the juice being let loose all over again but poo poo it happened once already this year. he's slowed down a lot and is turning into more of a defensive role player guy. he's still cool though and i miss him on the real fancy cats every day of my being

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Hey goons. I think it's my turn (I had my gallbladder out today so I'm a bit out of it but I'll be damned if I miss my pick slot.)
I'm gonna go a bit out of my comfort zone for this one and pick Pontus Aberg


He's a proven player at the AHL level but more than anything I remember him from the Pens series and being absurdly impressed with his level of play and creativity. If he can play like that over the course of a full season I don't see why he can't be a reliable tweener-level winger.
And he's younger and cheaper than some of the other guys I'm inclined to pick here.


Landeskog - Tavares - Rantanen
Jenner - Kopitar - Craig Smith
X - Rask - Aberg

Provorov - Jones
Maatta - Hamonic

Lehner

(I apparently also really like Swedish players)

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
you really hosed up by not saying his nickname "the pope"

That's one of the guys I was hoping might come back around to me, but am not surprised didn't.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Bjorkstrand is young and I'm not sure he's up for first line RW duties, and since this guy can play right wing, the Devils select David "Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey" Backes

Foligno - MacKinnon - Backes
X - Nugent-Hopkins - Bjorkstrand
X - Bjugstad - Sprong
X - Hischier - X

Hanifin - Subban
Holden - Pateryn
X - X

Mason
X

Due Up:
Jamwad Hilder (Until 12:00 PM)
ThinkTank
Technetium
Jordan7hm

Ergo Propter Hog fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Aug 3, 2017

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Yeah I was hoping to get Aberg for my bargain-bin bottom 6, oh well.

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Farewell

Twelve years ago my website did start
Tables of stats and even the odd chart
Blog posts and short tweets
WOWYs and spread sheets
It's been a whole lot of fun but now I depart


Thanks to everyone who made the last 12 years so enjoyable however the time has come to tackle new challenges.

ack, hockeystats is gone

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