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bollig: Apr 7, 2006; Never Forget.

https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/892796287980118017

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:34

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# ? May 27, 2024 02:09

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bollig posted:

https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/892796287980118017

lmao

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:35

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Feminasty Slut posted:

The piss tape is real. Tesla death ray is also real.

but is the piss ray real?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:35

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

bollig posted:

https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/892796287980118017

you mean "who was" lol

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:38

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

Mueller hired a 16th lawyer, one with experience in foreign bribery:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mueller-adds-former-doj-lawyer-with-white-collar-crime-expertise_us_5981c4bee4b0353fbb33c7cc

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:39

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Madcosby posted:

It's like that Simpsons episode where NASA wants to be relatable so they hire Homer as an astronaut but instead of NASA its the POTUS and instead of Homer it's Mister Burns and instead of the rod its the orb

But instead of Homer they take Barney after he relapses back into alcholism in that ep.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:40

whodatwhere: Aug 24, 2013

Go Mueller go! Lol

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:40

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Mueller hired a 16th lawyer, one with experience in foreign bribery:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mueller-adds-former-doj-lawyer-with-white-collar-crime-expertise_us_5981c4bee4b0353fbb33c7cc

no chaos

quote:

�It�s an indication that the investigation is going to extend well into 2018,� said Ray. �Whether it extends beyond 2018 is an open question.�

the lols will flow steady for a while

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:41

medchem: Oct 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892766970449465344

Lolll. All he had to do was sign it, shut up, and suck Putin's cock in private, but no.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:42

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Mueller hired a 16th lawyer, one with experience in foreign bribery:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mueller-adds-former-doj-lawyer-with-white-collar-crime-expertise_us_5981c4bee4b0353fbb33c7cc

Sounds like cronyism. We should drain the swamp from all these lawyers that are impeding MAGA.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:45

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

medchem posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892766970449465344

Lolll. All he had to do was sign it, shut up, and suck Putin's cock in private, but no.

jesus christ

shut the gently caress up donnie

e. that last statement.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:45

whodatwhere: Aug 24, 2013

medchem posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892766970449465344

Lolll. All he had to do was sign it, shut up, and suck Putin's cock in private, but no.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:45

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

Mueller hired a 16th lawyer, one with experience in foreign bribery:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mueller-adds-former-doj-lawyer-with-white-collar-crime-expertise_us_5981c4bee4b0353fbb33c7cc

Yes but what you're forgetting is that the Russia investigation is fake and a hoax and there's nothing to see here. People like him hire tons of assistant lawyers and conduct investigations for months/years because there is absolutely no data, nothing is happening, and there's no merit in it.

EDIT: Sorry, I meant Rusher investigation.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:46

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

whodatwhere posted:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:46

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:47

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Code Jockey posted:

that last statement.

BIGLY

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:47

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

paul_soccer10 posted:

lol watch his hands as he's coming out and her face as he's doing so. He definitely goosed that chick.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:49

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

COMRADES posted:

the lols will flow steady for a while

yeah Mueller gets it

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:49

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/montreal/olympic-stadium-houses-asylum-seekers-1.4231808

Lol Americans are flooding Canada because of how poo poo trump is

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:49

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

bollig posted:

https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/892796287980118017

I can't wait for this to be a Jeapordy question.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:49

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Trump is a living poo poo That Didn't Happen thread

lol

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:51

Telephones: Apr 28, 2013

medchem posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892766970449465344

Lolll. All he had to do was sign it, shut up, and suck Putin's cock in private, but no.

lol

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:52

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

flashy_mcflash posted:

Trump is a living poo poo That Didn't Happen thread

lol

Hey man who paid you to post a shareblue link????

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:53

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

So where does the prez get his hourly fake tans, he looks like Paul Bearer sprayed with a very expensive/poorly working oranger.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:58

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

flashy_mcflash posted:

Trump is a living poo poo That Didn't Happen thread

lol

This is almost as good as his made up story about talking with a top Chicago Motorcycle Cop about cleaning up Chicago.

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170728/humboldt-park/trump-hits-chicago-violence-again-says-motorcycle-cop-offered-help

quote:

CHICAGO � For the second time this week, President Donald Trump blasted violence in Chicago � and revealed tantalizing clues about the identity of the mysterious "top police officer in Chicago" who told him during the campaign that violent crime in Chicago could be "stopped in a week" with toughness.

In a speech to law enforcement officers on Long Island, Trump said that officer � whom he called a "rough cookie" that impressed him with the "tough" way he spoke to officers � was the boss of the motorcycle brigade that escorted him on a trip to the city.

In the version Trump told cheering officers on Friday, the motorcycle officer pulled the then-candidate aside and said it would take only �a couple of days" to end the surge of violence that swept the South and West sides of the city starting last year.

"If you gave me the authority. I really mean it," Trump said the cop assured him. "We know all the bad ones. We know them all.�

Trump asked the unnamed officer for his card � and said he passed it along to Mayor Rahm Emanuel � an assertion that the mayor's spokesman denied.

"I sent it to the mayor," Trump said. "I said, 'You ought to try using this guy.' Guess what happened? Never heard. And last week they had another record. It�s horrible."

However, spokesman Frank Giancamilli said the officer was not a member of the Chicago Police Department.

"CPD has been unable to identify any department member who had a conversation with then-candidate Trump," Giancamilli said. "Additionally, there were never any motorcycle teams assigned to any campaign event in 2016. Perhaps it was another agency."

As of Wednesday, there have been 1,662 shootings in Chicago since Jan. 1, with 363 people killed and 1,735 people wounded, according to data provided to DNAinfo by the Chicago Police Department.

"We can only hope the president is as interested in attacking crime as he is in attacking his Attorney General, transgender members of the military and the three largest cities in the country," said Adam Collins a spokesman for Emanuel, referring to Trump's repeated criticism of Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

On Friday in New York, Trump said, "So Chicago is having this unbelievable violence; people being killed � four, five, six in a weekend. And I�m saying, what is going on?"

Trump asked a similar question on Tuesday in Ohio, turning his ire on Emanuel.

"Better tell that mayor to get tough because it�s not working what they're doing," Trump said.

Emanuel said Wednesday that fighting violence was "not about being tough but being smart and strategic."

During his speech, Trump encouraged officers not to be "too nice" to people suspected of crimes.

"You see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon � you just see them thrown in, rough � I said, please don�t be too nice," Trump said, as officers cheered and laughed. "Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you�re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over? Like, don�t hit their head and they�ve just killed somebody � don�t hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?"

Those remarks were swiftly condemned by Karen Sheley, the director of the American Civil Liberties Union's Police Practices Project.

"His suggestion that police should purposefully cause pain and injury to suspects or arrestees by banging their heads against squad cars is disgusting and counterproductive," Sheley said in a statement. "Additionally, these words are especially offensive in communities of color � in Chicago and across the nation � where residents have fought to end this kind of abuse and for better police community relations."

A sweeping federal investigation completed in the waning days of the Obama administration found that as gun violence "overwhelmed" Chicago, its police force routinely violated the civil rights of residents by using excessive force caused by poor training and nonexistent supervision.

The federal investigation was prompted by the fatal shooting of Laquan McDonald. A dashcam video of his death sparked outrage and widespread protests.

"These comments are truly beneath the office of the president of the United States," Sheley said of Trump's remarks.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Aug 2, 2017

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:00

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

this on the heels of trumps comments that he could get good paying jobs for americans by bringing a manufacturing plant for consumer electronics giant nintendo to Cleveland, brokering the deal through an as yet unnamed contact in the company who trump states is his uncle

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:07

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

paul_soccer10 posted:

Holy poo poo, is that real? What a loving creepo

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:08

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

medchem posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892766970449465344

Lolll. All he had to do was sign it, shut up, and suck Putin's cock in private, but no.

lol its so obvious the only part he wrote himself is that last bit where he talks about his deals and his money

also, I love that Trumps approval ratings are tanking because you know hes totally obsessed with them. and i bet he's still not going to lift a finger to do anything that would bring them back up.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:08

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Lmao, that's one of the precious moments where you 100%, beyond a shadow of a doubt, realize that he is not bullshitting and really doesn't know or understand what a GDP is.

I want one of these reporters to snap and just badger him with basic questions like "what is GDP?" "what does FBI stand for?" and "do you know what day it is?"

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:10

Paranoid Peanut: Nov 13, 2009

Stephen "Goebbels" Miller is talking about the immigration legal revamp. Didn't Trump businesses recently hire a bunch of immigrant workers 'cause they couldn't find any americans willing to do those jobs?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:11

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

trump always knows what day it is because he is always counting down toward his next weekend golf trip.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:12

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

BTW did I mention that I have made billions of dollars?

And where are all these master negotiation skills? The one bill he has signed of any significance is because no one in congress including Republicans trusted him and he only did so because it was veto proof.

Negotiate something Donny as far as I can tell the only thing you have manage to successfully negotiate is loan defaults.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:15

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

paul_soccer10 posted:

A classic Adam gif

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:17

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/892823581847158784

Oh, prosecutors. Some of the very best at treating addiction.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:20

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

paul_soccer10 posted:

when you have to do a group-assignment in school and get a good grade but one guy didn't do any work.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:20

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I love that the president is a pathological liar

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:24

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

Jose posted:

I love that the president is a pathological liar

actually Trump said he's not a liar

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:26

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I'd love to be privy to the random debates around the country like for example, at the offices of the Boy Scouts where they were weighing whether or not to say "we never said that to him no phone call was made" or just keep quiet about it.

You know at least one person said "whatever just let it go this is some poo poo we don't need."

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:28

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

He just casually makes up people who have told him stuff all the time lol

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:29

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Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

COMRADES posted:

I'd love to be privy to the random debates around the country like for example, at the offices of the Boy Scouts where they were weighing whether or not to say "we never said that to him no phone call was made" or just keep quiet about it.

You know at least one person said "whatever just let it go this is some poo poo we don't need."

now large organizations have to weigh the pros and cons of calling the President Of The United States out as a liar. this has happened multiple times.

Mexico recently had to release a statement saying that they did not call up Trump and tell him he was doing "a good job on the border".

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:31

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