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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Are you guys talking about the Miller that is:

1) Actually real.
2) A regressive wonder boy that is in his late 20s/early 30s but is already balding like hell?

Also reminder. Kill all Millers. Put all Millers on a treadmill to mill grain and other materials.


dog tax:

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Aug 2, 2017

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"Now to distract from that racist immigration poo poo show I'm going to invite a kid to come to the White House to do free manual labor as a lesson to children to get jobs."

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



He said "Maybe not the White House, but Mar-A-Lago needs some work. Be there at 5am, or your fired."

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
"Dear Mr. President. I think you are the greatest president ever. I'm Jimmy and I'm 8 years old. I like cheese and minecraft. What size shoes do you wear?"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I need to send a supportive letter to Trump and hide "The piss tape is real" in there somewhere. First letter of each sentence or is that too obvious. Or possibly not obvious enough?

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
Looking forwards to the JIM supercut. Also gently caress this propaganda

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Your Taint posted:

"Dear Mr. President. I think you are the greatest president ever. I'm Jimmy and I'm 8 years old. I like cheese and minecraft. What size shoes gloves do you wear?"

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Why are you assholes getting me to watch Stephen Miller rn... Everything about this man's face and demeanor is screaming for a punch.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"When the President says he had phone calls he actually means he spoke with someone in person. That's totally normal."

So did he lie?

"Nah, he's just senile as gently caress."

Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




If you need to share that insanity with someone, for some reason, here it is.

https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela/status/892829175773487104

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

fishing with the fam posted:

This letters to the president bit kinda sucks. I hope that gets replaced next season.

Hopefully the show is cancelled after this season.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com
Did I just happen to miss the parts where Obama and Bush and Clinton sent someone out officially every day or two to aggressively tell us us all how much we definitely do love them? This is totally normal, I'm sure.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/892822284418797568

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Phoix posted:

If you need to share that insanity with someone, for some reason, here it is.

https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela/status/892829175773487104

Hang this motherfucker out to dry on this bullshit. My god what a little poo poo.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

Phoix posted:

If you need to share that insanity with someone, for some reason, here it is.

https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela/status/892829175773487104

How the gently caress is this guy the same age as me, he looks awful.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/892823216808394753

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Chilichimp posted:

Why are you assholes getting me to watch Stephen Miller rn... Everything about this man's face and demeanor is screaming for a punch.

Backpfeifengesicht

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Chilichimp posted:

So they've gone full Glenn Greenwald, the CIA can do no good?

Seems that way. It's apparently a popular position on far-left Twitter, because Twitter is a sea of dipshits regardless of affiliation.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
There was the Putin question, and it was denied.

I wonder if Kristen Welker asked because of that rumor that was posted last page.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Robot Hobo posted:

Did I just happen to miss the parts where Obama and Bush and Clinton sent someone out officially every day or two to aggressively tell us us all how much we definitely do love them? This is totally normal, I'm sure.

I really want politics to be boring again.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Phoix posted:

If you need to share that insanity with someone, for some reason, here it is.

https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela/status/892829175773487104

loving hell, thank you. I didn't wanna watch that whole presser.

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
Referring to someone by first name when you are not on a first name basis repetitively and aggressively like that is one of those tactics people learn in How to Be The Alpha Megaman self help books. It's the negging of the professional world.

If you ever have someone doing that specific thing, call them on it. It's hilarious. Ask them what book they got it from and suggest they should return it for a refund because it isn't working. Cuts them straight to the quick.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




prom candy posted:

How the gently caress is this guy the same age as me, he looks awful.

http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-maintains-solid-hold-on-youth-that-already-loo-36778

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Steve Miller will be THIRTY TWO in 3 weeks

HE IS THIRTY ONE YEARS OLD

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Chilichimp posted:

Can someone explain to me the American leftist rational behind supporting Maduro in Venezuela? I'm having a hard time understanding why jailing his political opponents and dismantling the government is viewed as a good thing.

I suspect there is none, i.e., you're reading right wing media who are spuriously claiming left wingers support Maduro.

Dejawesp
Jan 8, 2017

You have to follow the beat!

Hellblazer187 posted:

If you're going to buy something worthless as a hedge, use the same thing everyone's used for the last 100 years - gold.

Didn't gold prices crash around the Vietnam war and when adjusted for inflation they have yet to reach pre crash levels even today?

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Phoix posted:

If you need to share that insanity with someone, for some reason, here it is.

https://twitter.com/DaniellaMicaela/status/892829175773487104

HONESTLY JIM HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED HOW SHOCKING THE WORDS ARE THAT I'M PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH AND USING AGAINST YOU IN RHETORICAL ARGUMENTS?

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Radish posted:

Dale is actually a decent dude that fought for John Redcorn to get land from the government and supports his gay father. Dale wouldn't be a Trumper, he'd support some insane third party no one has heard of.

No, Dale never votes for the president. He's not even registered, he's too paranoid to give the government any personal information. He goes Christmas shopping on election day instead, that was actually a plot point in one of the episodes.

You're right about him being a good guy though, he believes in aliens and he hates the government but he's not racist or homophobic.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

I honestly believe Hank Hill would not have voted Trump. He would have either voted for Evan McMullin, Troy Aikman or stayed home.

Boomhauer and Bill would have been 100% MAGA chuds, though.

Hank voted for Dole but not W. He wouldn't have voted for Trump.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

theflyingorc posted:

Steve Miller will be THIRTY TWO in 3 weeks

HE IS THIRTY ONE YEARS OLD
poo poo. I would have guessed at least a decade above that, and that's AFTER someone already mentioned that he's younger than he appears.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Sarah, I want to know whether we can have Spicey Time back.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I suspect there is none, i.e., you're reading right wing media who are spuriously claiming left wingers support Maduro.

Go read the Venezuela thread on right wing media org https://www.somethingawful.com

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

TARDISman posted:

Sarah, I want to know whether we can have Spicey Time back.

gently caress spicey time, I want Miller Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pChFOp9mals

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Sipcy scrubbin the white house toilets.

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

prom candy posted:

How the gently caress is this guy the same age as me, he looks awful.

He's 4 days older than me. Never would've guessed :stare:

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/892796483988324352

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"Tom's worked a lot of places so I'm sure he knows that city more than its mayor."

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Go read the Venezuela thread on right wing media org https://www.somethingawful.com

But I don't want to

I usually assume the truly whacked out stuff here is coming from fakeposting or people who've been trolling so long they've turned themselves into a bridge

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TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



lol Trump has no idea if there are more dead soldiers overseas.

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