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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
I'm getting real "low level high school debate" vibes from Miller. Like using smug arguments that would only win over volunteer debate judges or something

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Kale
May 14, 2010

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

I honestly believe Hank Hill would not have voted Trump. He would have either voted for Evan McMullin, Troy Aikman or stayed home.

Boomhauer and Bill would have been 100% MAGA chuds, though.

Considering Dale might as well he Alex Jones with all the conspiracy bullshit and conservative radio show

Caros
May 14, 2008

illcendiary posted:

I'm getting real "low level high school debate" vibes from Miller. Like using smug arguments that would only win over volunteer debate judges or something

My high school debate coach would have loving crucified him.

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

This guy was briefing Trump on global politics and national security for several months.


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/report-nsc-staffer-fired-after-bizarre-memo

moostaffa posted:

Exerpt from the memo:

Islamists ally with cultural Marxists because, as far back as the 1980s, they properly assessed that the left has a strong chance of reducing Western civilization to its benefit. Having co-opted post-modern narratives as critical points, Islamists will co-opt the movement in its entirety at some future point. (NOTE! Communist take over of Russian revolution against the Czars, N Vietnamese against the South, Maoists against the democratic forces against the Chinese dynasty.)
Lol, one of the biggest hurdles with the US's strategy in Syria is that the US was/is unable to get the Islamists (FSA/rebels/Euphrates Shield/Ahrar Al Sham/etc) to ally with the Marxists (the YPG/SDF, our allies).

If we could have made that happen somehow, we would have been super happy campers.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

code:
Jim

Jim

Jim

JIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESy8ccN4kw

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Zat posted:

He's 4 days older than me. Never would've guessed :stare:

Reminder he's also got some nazi writing in his past.

Genes of the superior race.(at least he has a chin)

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Hell yeah, pop into the Trump thread and get my Ween on.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Any chance this speak english bill does not pass?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

PhazonLink posted:

Reminder he's also got some nazi writing in his past.

Genes of the superior race.(at least he has a chin)

https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/892831893816619008

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Any chance this speak english bill does not pass?

Maybe! Every time someone says they're gonna dramatically overhaul the immigration system, it devolves into a clusterfuck and a patchwork solution, if anything. They still have a very narrow margin to work with.

Giggy
Jan 22, 2010

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Any chance this speak english bill does not pass?

It won't. It's open to a filibuster and I doubt Trump could even get 50 votes in the senate.

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Any chance this speak english bill does not pass?

It's been around since February. The whole show was just a way for Trump to move past health care without admitting defeat. I doubt they'll find the votes for it. Especially now that Trump got his tiny hands all over it.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Javes posted:

This immigration bill was introduced 6 months ago and they're talking about it now?

My theory is the administration really desperately needs something they can call a win, so they pulled this poo poo up out of the bullpen in order to get the white nationalists stroking Donnie's ego again.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Any chance this speak english bill does not pass?

There's not a chance in hell it passes. Trump would need 8 Democrats and all Republicans in the Senate to vote for it.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

No, Dale never votes for the president. He's not even registered, he's too paranoid to give the government any personal information. He goes Christmas shopping on election day instead, that was actually a plot point in one of the episodes.

You're right about him being a good guy though, he believes in aliens and he hates the government but he's not racist or homophobic.

How could he be homophobic? John Redcorn is gay and theyve been friends for years!

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Our President is a petulant child that doesn't care if he gets to play with the toys, as long as no one else gets to play with the toys

quote:

“Donald’s thinking about making a legitimate run for the presidency, so we’ll get back to you,” Latt says Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, told him at the time.

Instead, casting pros ended up offering the “Sharknado” role to Mark Cuban.

The Dallas Mavericks owner has been an outspoken critic of Trump.

After the casting switchup, Latt says, “Then we immediately heard from Trump’s lawyer.”

“He basically said, ‘How dare you? Donald wanted to do this. We’re going to sue you! We’re going to shut the entire show down!'” Latt recalled.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I had real hope the family would have faded into obscurity but that's never going to happen now.

Fishes_Swim
Aug 18, 2003

Free the rigatoni

illcendiary posted:

I'm getting real "low level high school debate" vibes from Miller. Like using smug arguments that would only win over volunteer debate judges or something

It's funny. I had the EXACT same thought.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/892838167912603652

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

But I don't want to

I usually assume the truly whacked out stuff here is coming from fakeposting or people who've been trolling so long they've turned themselves into a bridge

I've heard some real life tankies expressing similar opinions about Syria / Ukraine / Venezuela (boiling down to "America bad, therefore Maduro etc good).

That doesn't necessarily have to be inconsistent with your second hypothesis, mind. :v:

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Wait. SHuckS said that Trump's "phone calls" to both the Mexican President and the President of the BSA were direct conversations? That's easily disproven. I'm shaking my head. No words.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/892829503097012226

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
So Cosmopolitan is the new Cultural Marxism okay got it!

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

I've seen people say that kind of thing before . . . in far, far, far right hivemind internet forums.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
So Booker's weed bill won't even get a vote, right?

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
loving Stephen miller.

He looks like the phrase "well actually" got trapped in the menswear section of a jc penny the night they drove old Dixie down

His forehead looks like he's trying to kidnap a fetal Athena

God slapped a widows peak on a thumb so hard the brains flew out then that creature put on a suit and went slouching out to Bethlehem to warn us that Mexico exists

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Ok, I kind of feel like an rear end in a top hat for asking this, but is there really anything wrong with some worker protectionism on the immigration front? The English part is 100% bullshit white nationalism. If a company is willing to sponsor and pay all the taxes, it shouldn’t matter the language. Maybe I am biased by having gone through a work visa process in Sweden, but requiring companies to pay imported workers a fair wage is a good thing. Promotes talent domestically and helps workers who are getting visas.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I've seen people say that kind of thing before . . . in far, far, far right hivemind internet forums.
This is hilarious because if you look up the definition of cultural Marxism used by the right, hand-waving away something like the meaning of the plaque on the Statue of Liberty as having been added after is definitely reducing our cultural identity in history, which means that Miller was guilty of what he was accusing.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Randbrick posted:

loving Stephen miller.

He looks like the phrase "well actually" got trapped in the menswear section of a jc penny the night they drove old Dixie down

His forehead looks like he's trying to kidnap a fetal Athena

God slapped a widows peak on a thumb so hard the brains flew out then that creature put on a suit and went slouching out to Bethlehem to warn us that Mexico exists

this is some quality epitheting, goon sir. :golfclap:

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Kylra posted:

The B'Rockin' Hussein's

You took my YMCA basketball team name you jerk.

Sigh. Gonna just have to go with Space Jam. AGAIN.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf


:lol:

This Administration

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I'm sorry?

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/892720891414560768

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Stephen Miller looks at all times like he just murdered a prostitute and is trying to play it cool when the cops come around.

Randbrick
Sep 28, 2002
Dude looks like his Japanese porn game wife took his fedora in the divorce

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Dirk Pitt posted:

Ok, I kind of feel like an rear end in a top hat for asking this, but is there really anything wrong with some worker protectionism on the immigration front? The English part is 100% bullshit white nationalism. If a company is willing to sponsor and pay all the taxes, it shouldn’t matter the language. Maybe I am biased by having gone through a work visa process in Sweden, but requiring companies to pay imported workers a fair wage is a good thing. Promotes talent domestically and helps workers who are getting visas.

Because it falls into the lump of labor fallacy.

It's not like immigrants take their earnings and burn it in a big pit every other Friday.

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
https://twitter.com/colinjones/status/892829503097012226

He sounds like he's reading something from T_D, verbatim.

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
No poo poo, you made me and my wife talk out how we think this whole King of the Hill thing would go.

Bobby and Peggy totally go for Hillary. Bobby's got no problems with women.
Dale won't vote because that's how the get you.
Luanne has a good chance of going for Stein given prior history rolling in with the communist, but it kind of unclear given her character development and Lucky. Lucky would probably surprise everybody by saying he's not voting for Trump.
Boomhauer would have also gone Hillary. He has no hangups to deal with.

The episode would have been about Bill falling into a MAGA cult of other fat, insecure, white men, and the gang will have to drag him out of it. Bill will be joined by Hank's boss and the B plot will be Hank having to deal with voting for Republicans in 2016. The turning point of the show would be Hank explaining the weight, power, and sanctity of the vote or something to Bill. At the end, it shows Hank agonizing in the booth before ending up leaving the president blank and casting the ballot. They'll ask him how he chose and he'll say he chose to vote or something else.

Rocko Bonaparte fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Aug 2, 2017

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Randbrick posted:

His forehead looks like he's trying to kidnap a fetal Athena
i like this

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

coyo7e posted:

So Cosmopolitan is the new Cultural Marxism okay got it!

If by new you mean well-forgotten old, yeah:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rootless_cosmopolitan

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CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Dirk Pitt posted:

Ok, I kind of feel like an rear end in a top hat for asking this, but is there really anything wrong with some worker protectionism on the immigration front? The English part is 100% bullshit white nationalism. If a company is willing to sponsor and pay all the taxes, it shouldn’t matter the language. Maybe I am biased by having gone through a work visa process in Sweden, but requiring companies to pay imported workers a fair wage is a good thing. Promotes talent domestically and helps workers who are getting visas.

It makes more sense for countries with more socialized systems, i.e. a person with cancer becoming a Canadian citizen for the free healthcare is weird. But in the US hellscape it's just isolationism.

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