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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Madcosby posted:

Maybe we've actually just been filming Sharknado 3 all this time

I remember reading some old scifi story that had entire countries run by tyrannical movie producers and the entire population was used as extras. That's probably more sensible than the Trump admin.

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Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
vladi poot poot can smd

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright


EDIT: Google is pretty smart.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I'm glad we're working hard to put more drug addicts in jail. Surely they'll have a reason to live once they get out in ten years when they can't get any jobs and all their savings have long been taken over by the state.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

bloom posted:

I remember reading some old scifi story that had entire countries run by tyrannical movie producers and the entire population was used as extras. That's probably more sensible than the Trump admin.

Three months from now, we'll be on the brink of nuclear war and Trump will tweet "If you're shooting your missiles at us, enjoy ours. Sad!" and everyone will lose their poo poo

then Scaramoochi, Seth Rich, Hillary Clinton, and Comey will come on all TV channels at once, revealing that this has all been the ultimate prank. Trump comes out a few minutes later, smiling and saying poo poo like "Wow... I'm so sorry. I couldn't believe we kept that up so long. I really cant believe some of the poo poo I said. We just had to keep it up for the producers, I never expected it to go on so long. I thought I blew it with that grab the pussy comment. I thought everyone would see through that."

True story

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/892846480687415297

Every child's dream.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

If this were Obama, he'd invite that kid in and give him an amazing experience in the white house

I imagine in our current idiot world, he wasn't allowed inside, just mow the lawn and get the gently caress out

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Madcosby posted:

Three months from now, we'll be on the brink of nuclear war and Trump will tweet "If you're shooting your missiles at us, enjoy ours. Sad!" and everyone will lose their poo poo

then Scaramoochi, Seth Rich, Hillary Clinton, and Comey will come on all TV channels at once, revealing that this has all been the ultimate prank. Trump comes out a few minutes later, smiling and saying poo poo like "Wow... I'm so sorry. I couldn't believe we kept that up so long. I really cant believe some of the poo poo I said. We just had to keep it up for the producers, I never expected it to go on so long. I thought I blew it with that grab the pussy comment. I thought everyone would see through that."

True story

The funny thing is all Trump needs to get the adoration he wants is one word. All he has to do is call a press conference, take the mic, drop "The Aristocrats!" and resign on the spot. He'd be forever remembered as the greatest comedic genius in human history.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
president trump supports legal immigrant's dreams of becoming groundskeepers.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I hope the kid mowing the Rose Garden ends like that episode of Mad Men

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Madcosby posted:

Three months from now, we'll be on the brink of nuclear war and Trump will tweet "If you're shooting your missiles at us, enjoy ours. Sad!" and everyone will lose their poo poo

then Scaramoochi, Seth Rich, Hillary Clinton, and Comey will come on all TV channels at once, revealing that this has all been the ultimate prank. Trump comes out a few minutes later, smiling and saying poo poo like "Wow... I'm so sorry. I couldn't believe we kept that up so long. I really cant believe some of the poo poo I said. We just had to keep it up for the producers, I never expected it to go on so long. I thought I blew it with that grab the pussy comment. I thought everyone would see through that."

True story

hi it looks like you're still in the denial phase of the Trump oligarchy idiocracy presidency.

You should have moved on to the Lollin' phase by now. Are you ok?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

bloom posted:

The funny thing is all Trump needs to get the adoration he wants is one word. All he has to do is call a press conference, take the mic, drop "The Aristocrats!" and resign on the spot. He'd be forever remembered as the greatest comedic genius in human history.

Long con performance art.

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Wheres Ben Garrison when you need him

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

uhg is that a photoshop?

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





https://twitter.com/cher/status/892851762603974657

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/MedvedevRussiaE...genumber%3D4457

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

um.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTpHhaKtL8

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


True Slime:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Slime Season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Umqx1V3gJw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/TheDweck/status...%3D4459%23pti20

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ruddiger posted:

This is almost as good as his made up story about talking with a top Chicago Motorcycle Cop about cleaning up Chicago.

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170728/humboldt-park/trump-hits-chicago-violence-again-says-motorcycle-cop-offered-help

Or like saying the Boy Scouts called him and told his was the best speach ever given at a jamboree. Lol gettin called out a lot Donny

Boy Scouts: Top leaders didn't call Trump to praise speech
http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Boy-Scouts-Top-leaders-didnt-call-Trump-to-praise-speech-438141813.html

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
There are so many things to laugh about re: steven miller but right now I'm just laughing at how loving stupid he looks.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Forget about reptilians, you've got a toad-man in the white house!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

I asked him nicely to release the piss tapes I hope he replies

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Feminasty Slut posted:

There are so many things to laugh about re: steven miller but right now I'm just laughing at how loving stupid he looks.

i'm glad they've put him back on tv

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



reminder for those of you just tuning in that steven miller is 32 earth years old and everyone in trumps orbit is like one of those poorly written fantasy novels where you can tell who the bad guys are because they wear their villainy in the form of looking weird and disfigured

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/walshfreedom/status/892752848114651137

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Down down down in Goblin Town

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Captain Yossarian posted:

I asked him nicely to release the piss tapes I hope he replies

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCD4xb-Tr8

Every time I hear about the kid named Pickle I get this song stuck in my head.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I did not expect to see something like this just now. Caught me in an off-guard lol.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Forget about reptilians, you've got a toad-man in the white house!

He looks like Boss Nass from the Phantom Menace

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/sta...%3D4461%23pti30

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

etalian posted:

He looks like Boss Nass from the Phantom Menace

Lmao

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

World War Mammories posted:

turmp:
“It’s made up. Never existed. Never happened. And the reason I say that so strongly because nothing is ever going to show up. There’s never going to be a tape that shows up. There’s never going to be anything that shows up. Now, I would be very embarrassed if a tape actually showed up, saying something like that. It would be double embarrassed because I’m saying there is no tape. There is no event. I was never even in that room for that period of time.”

lmao why mention a room

Heffer
May 1, 2003

He's gonna get the kid to mow over Michelle's vegetable garden, isn't he

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Looks like another driver bug that turned the bump mapping up to max.

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