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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
is that a long running gag in japan or something?

edit: poo poo page snipe, now I have to actually contribute something

Ultimate Shrek Fan has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Aug 2, 2017

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Interviewkkake

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:

poo poo, this is how we get in trouble



loving common core math

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core


The rare Under Armour-Kroger ad synergy.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Dreddout posted:

Your Arianism is duly noted.

He's hardly the only one; I bet if you quizzed all Christians on their understanding of the Trinity, it would turn out that a majority were secret Arians.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

PittTheElder posted:

He's hardly the only one; I bet if you quizzed all Christians on their understanding of the Trinity, it would turn out that a majority were secret Arians.

Well done.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Ha! I'm catching up with the thread and just ran across this. That's my thing. I wondered why it had suddenly got a thousand views from the forums a few months back. I'll be doing a GBS thread about this soon, but this is just a demo for a ~40 minute story. I'm posting chapters as they progress (unfortunately out of order) on my Soundcloud.

https://soundcloud.com/danwarren/tracks

And since someone asked, these are indeed made by cut-and-paste from Dan Carlin podcasts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTSFDMfEjqQ

Details in the closed captioning.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
That's amazing. You need to post that in the History podcasts thread

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Oh poo poo I didn't even know that existed!

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
God drat that's fantastic

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

"TO INFINITY... AND THE DONG!"

spookykid has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Aug 3, 2017

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Never mind the Buzz cock

Prof. Moriarty
Dec 6, 2003
Not the regular Professor Moriarty, the hologram Professor Moriarty where the holodeck malfunctioned and he created the whole fake hologram enterprise and fooled the Captain. Oh, and he tried to escape with his girlfriend once, but he was foiled.
Sex Toy Story starring Woody, featuring the original hit "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman.

This cross-over kind of writes itself.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

canyoneer posted:

Never mind the Buzz cock

Here’s the sex piss toll

*leaks the Trump pee tape*

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Prof. Moriarty posted:

Sex Toy Story starring Woody, featuring the original hit "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman.

This cross-over kind of writes itself.

That episode MadTV was kinda funny.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Why is Peter Dinklage going to eat that whole cake?

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Why is Peter Dinklage going to eat that whole cake?

come on man, that's obviously David Mitchell

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I thought it was Wee Man.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Inescapable Duck posted:

I thought it was Wee Man.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



beato posted:

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.

Dear Europe,

Have you never thrown a party?

Sincerely,
America

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Nothing like a bucket of ice cream to get the party started

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

beato posted:

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.

Dear Europe,
That is a pint of Ice Cream

The scale just seems off because of the little person.

With Love,
America

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Is that ice cream? I thought it was icing?

rock2much
Feb 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

marshmallow creep posted:

Is that ice cream? I thought it was icing?

It's Icing Cream. Best of both worlds.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
If I'd have known it was going to be that sort of party I'd have stuck my dick in the bucket of ice cream.

rock2much
Feb 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Dick Trauma posted:

If I'd have known it was going to be that sort of party I'd have stuck my dick in the bucket of ice cream.

It's so cold. Surely you'd experience some Dick Trau.... nevermind.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




beato posted:

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.

It's cheaper by the gallon.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

beato posted:

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.

So it won't look tiny in our massive freezers in our massive houses where we keep our massive cocks.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

The Bloop posted:

So it won't look tiny in our massive freezers in our massive houses where we keep our massive cocks.



wait how did you housebreak yours?

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred

The Bloop posted:

So it won't look tiny in our massive freezers in our massive houses that we use to compensate for our tiny cocks.

FTFY

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

beato posted:

Dear America,
Why would you need a literal bucket of ice cream?

Sincerely,
Europe.



Remind me never to go to a birthday party in Europe.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Man small.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dick Trauma posted:

If I'd have known it was going to be that sort of party I'd have stuck my dick in the bucket of ice cream.

You achieved a rare name/av/post trifecta!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Dick Trauma posted:

If I'd have known it was going to be that sort of party I'd have stuck my dick in the bucket of ice cream.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

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Well done.

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