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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
loving Omar

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013




:laffo:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Close to this sequence.

https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/892009016112664578
https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/892727596617797632

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Tomorrow Jarvis Landry will get run over by the golf cart

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
what is PFZ's take

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

corn on the cop posted:

what is PFZ's take

"good Matt Moore is better anyways"

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
i thought you guys had tj "loving" yates on the roster

so if you meet the bengals in the wild card you'll win

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



What's the worst case scenario? If it comes out that this is due to avoiding surgery, and he will have to have surgery and miss the season, that's probably the worst.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He'll be fine. I can feel it.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Brain Curry posted:

What's the worst case scenario? If it comes out that this is due to avoiding surgery, and he will have to have surgery and miss the season, that's probably the worst.

ask vikings fans about the worst case preseason qb injury scenario

hint: it involves giving up a 1st for sam bradford

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

He'll be fine. I can feel it.

https://twitter.com/ArmandoSalguero/status/893114127115276288

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the best case scenario is probably something like plantar fasciitis

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ban practice, only play games

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/terrymc13/status/893117724511154176

Welp. Here's hoping it's nothing serious. Titans were lucky last year and were one of the least injured teams.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

This is my first time following Dolphins beat reporters and Jesus how do you stand them

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Btw cam has dead arm and has t thrown in a few days. It's probably just precautionary.

Matt Kalil is trash and Curtis Samuel is a walking soft tissue injury.

https://twitter.com/stevereedap/status/89311835826209178

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Lmao

Demon Of The Fall posted:

https://twitter.com/terrymc13/status/893117724511154176

Welp. Here's hoping it's nothing serious. Titans were lucky last year and were one of the least injured teams.

Corey no

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
my favorite part of the nfl season is when renewed hope turns into broken dreams as the calendar rolls into august

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
also miami would never sign kaepernick after the castro stunt

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
OJ Howard gonna own

https://twitter.com/PewterReport/status/893109051697094657

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That's not even a particularly good double move.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
gently caress me I have a bad feeling

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



a patagonian cavy posted:

ask vikings fans about the worst case preseason qb injury scenario

hint: it involves giving up a 1st for sam bradford

:cry: It is the same knee. I really hope it's minor.

https://twitter.com/armandosalguero/status/893122633969127425

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Iirc ACL tears are pretty easy to diagnose so maybe it's another partial tear and they're just trying to see how bad it is? Or maybe a really bad sprain?

The fact that it's taking forever should be I guess semi-comforting?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

He's so out. We are cursed.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Blitz7x posted:

Iirc ACL tears are pretty easy to diagnose so maybe it's another partial tear and they're just trying to see how bad it is? Or maybe a really bad sprain?

The fact that it's taking forever should be I guess semi-comforting?

IANAD but isn't a really bad sprain still a tear, but a minor one?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Blitz7x posted:

Iirc ACL tears are pretty easy to diagnose so maybe it's another partial tear and they're just trying to see how bad it is? Or maybe a really bad sprain?

The fact that it's taking forever should be I guess semi-comforting?

they wouldn't announce it until he had the mri.

practice facilities generally don't have one.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

Afc west is sending three teams to playoffs

I don't see how

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

a neat cape posted:

I don't see how

Lets see:

AFC:

N
Steelers win,
Ravens - QB Dead
Bengals - lol
Browns - mega lol

E
Pats - win
Fins - QB Dead
Bills - lol
Jets - mega lol

S
Texans - win
Colts - QB Dead
Titans - lol maybe steal a wc
Jags - mega lol

W
Chiefs/Raiders win
Broncos lol but could steal a wc
Chargers - all dead, mega sad lol mega lol {at Ross' request)

CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Aug 3, 2017

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
I'm actually excited about our 3rd Round pick guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25f4ILhc6L4

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The chargers lost a rookie guard. They aren't all dead, they're just bad

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

a patagonian cavy posted:

ask vikings fans about the worst case preseason qb injury scenario

hint: it involves giving up a 1st for sam bradford

i'd do it again


FizFashizzle posted:

Btw cam has dead arm and has t thrown in a few days. It's probably just precautionary.

Matt Kalil is trash and Curtis Samuel is a walking soft tissue injury.

https://twitter.com/stevereedap/status/89311835826209178

bet you wish you kept mike remmers! even though he plays the other tackle position! and actually no one wishes they had mike remmers!!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The Titans are winning the south you fucks

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Chiefs are a Tyreek or Kelce injury away from being a 6-10 team

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am going to ask for bereavement time at work

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Chiefs are a Tyreek or Kelce injury away from being a 6-10 team

Tyreek is built more solidly than I originally thought when I read his height/weight, but yeah I worry about that little guy getting crushed and breaking everything eventually.

To save Raiders fans the joke: "like the women of KC worry about themselves."

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013


It's kind of cool that "gingerly" is both an adjective and an adverb.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/893113277315784704

e:

Thanks for the new av! I needed to move on from Mike Turner :v:

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Aug 3, 2017

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

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