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Avenging_Mikon posted:A whole lot of people here who don't remember substitute teachers exist. I would say that the writer should have mentioned if it was a substitute teacher, but then I'm giving the writer too much credit for intelligence, writing ability and not telling bullshit stories
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Samizdata posted:It's a pity such a cute kid is going to suffer so many diseases in their life. if it makes you feel better, it'll likely be a short one
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A "fortune teller" would know better than to call an astrological sign a "zodiac." Unless of course, she's accusing him of being the Zodiac Killer. Maybe Ted Cruz wrote this. quote:
Mom is in for a rude surprise when the schools won't accept her special snowflake because it's not vaccinated. ... which reminds me, are indigo children still a thing, or has that parental fad finally run its course?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:has that parental fad finally run its course?  Raucous_laughter.gifv(imgur why you no work) e: Zelder posted:What the hell happened here Elizabethan Error has a new favorite as of 23:36 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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Aug 2, 2017 22:43
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Mom is in for a rude surprise when the schools won't accept her special snowflake because it's not vaccinated Aren't there schools that are ok with no vaccines so all the kids are unvaccinated? Like in California or something? Or is that stdExist
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Elizabethan Error posted:
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Thin Privilege posted:Aren't there schools that are ok with no vaccines so all the kids are unvaccinated? Like in California or something? Or is that stdExist For a second I thought you were asking if an antivaxxer school called STD-Exist was a thing.
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Thin Privilege posted:Aren't there schools that are ok with no vaccines so all the kids are unvaccinated? Like in California or something? Or is that stdExist Probably in some places, but the public schools where I am (Central Texas) at least require shot records to register, I'd assume most places probably do (medical exceptions aside). It's one of those things the Worst States tend to be a bit better on, because the crazy religious right aren't the ones screaming about antivax (just creationism)
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Thin Privilege posted:Aren't there schools that are ok with no vaccines so all the kids are unvaccinated? Like in California or something? Or is that stdExist Almost certainly, as long as they can afford private schools. Well, I don't know about the whole 'all kids are unvaccinated', but vaccines are only required for public schools AFAIK. While the specific vaccine requirements vary from state to state, all states require at least some to attend public schools.
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Thin Privilege posted:Aren't there schools that are ok with no vaccines so all the kids are unvaccinated? Like in California or something? Or is that stdExist Cali tightened its rules in 2015. Here's a map; the states with yellow syringes for "philosophical objection" are the crazy states. Most? All? states include both public and private schools in the vax requirements.
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Guys, she's clearly going to home school the poor kid, so bad records don't matter.
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gschmidl posted:Little fills me with more actual murderous rage than loving antivaxxers. I wonder what sort of doctorate said doctor has. Doubtful it's an MD, though it is possible. They can be super dumb, just look at Ben Carson.
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Elblanco posted:Guys, she's clearly going to home school the poor kid, so bad records don't matter. Ha! Like the kid will make it to school age.
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Why is it against the law to not get my dog vaccinated, yet it is legal to have kids not vaccinated? Like if my dog gave some kid or other dog rabies because I did not vaccinate I would expect to be sued. But If your un vaccinated kid gives my kid polio can I sue? I have no kids this is just hypothetical.
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I think schools that accept anti-vaxxers' children are a good idea, it means those kids will give each other every disease known to man and their bloodlines will die off--so in a sense you could look at it as though anti-vaxxers are basically killing themselves and their cause without realizing it Makes you think, man
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I read a heartwarming story about an anti-vaxx family that had 4-5 kids and all got some horrible thing, I think measles or mumps- and the kids almost died, and after that the parents realized they were retarded and pumped their kids full of the proper vaccines. E: hmm there are at least two of these families, one in which all SEVEN kids got whooping cough Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 05:21 on Aug 3, 2017 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I read a heartwarming story about an anti-vaxx family that had 4-5 kids and all got some horrible thing, I think measles or mumps- and the kids almost died, and after that the parents realized they were retarded and pumped their kids full of the proper vaccines. I'm glad for the kids that the dumbass mother managed to click why vaccines are good but still, things like these are poo poo that I wish didn't happen cause the poor kids certainly don't deserve to pay for their parent's idiocy
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life is killing me posted:I think schools that accept anti-vaxxers' children are a good idea, it means those kids will give each other every disease known to man and their bloodlines will die off--so in a sense you could look at it as though anti-vaxxers are basically killing themselves and their cause without realizing it Yeah they'll just kill any immune-compromised kids at school as well, no big.
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life is killing me posted:If someone like that doctor exists, I'm willing to bet they have a lot of free time because they have no patients because anyone with a lick of common sense would dismiss them as a quack and also know that a doctor who ISN'T an MD, isn't actually a doctor and shouldn't be practicing medicine. Not true: you can get a DO instead of an MD. They undergo the same training as MDs with an admittedly weird section on osteopathy, but they're taught to consider it as therapeutic at best nowadays rather than medicine. They still take the MCAT, do residencies, and have to pass state medical licensing requirements. And they also wouldn't high-five parents who refused to vaccinate their kids.
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ibntumart posted:And they also wouldn't high-five parents who refused to vaccinate their kids. True, that's a great way for them to spread the diseases they're carrying from doctoring all those unvaccinated kids.
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Slime posted:True, that's a great way for them to spread the diseases they're carrying from doctoring all those unvaccinated kids. Unless they're deliberately doing it to rid the world of antivaxxers.
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ibntumart posted:Not true: you can get a DO instead of an MD. They undergo the same training as MDs with an admittedly weird section on osteopathy, but they're taught to consider it as therapeutic at best nowadays rather than medicine. They still take the MCAT, do residencies, and have to pass state medical licensing requirements.
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Krispy Kareem posted:The implementation of unions in the US isn't very good and obviously hasn't aged well. At its worse it's too adversarial and defends really stupid poo poo that, while probably rare, gets a lot of attention. My first union meeting had a rep telling us a story about how he got caught gambling at work and getting into fights and still kept his job and isn't this union great guys.
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Labes for days posted:Yeah they'll just kill any immune-compromised kids at school as well, no big. I have a dream, about a world where anti-vaxxer kids are only allowed to go to schools with other anti-vaxxer kids until their parents wise up or they all die whichever comes first Well anyway that's my dream thanks for listening
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I also fantasize about masses of children dying
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Customer service was nice to me. Better post about it on social media!
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And that man's name was Barney from How I Met Your Mother
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:I also fantasize about masses of children dying Whoa buddy a little on the nose I really just want their parents to die so they can be adopted and forced to get vaccines rather than have long-eradicated diseases resurface because of pseudo-science and quack doctors and Oprah and Jenny McCarthy
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life is killing me posted:Whoa buddy a little on the nose
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Elizabethan Error posted:in reality: kids would die first, you massive idiot. Apparently joking gets past some
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oldpainless posted:As long as somebody died that's what matters More like oldruthless
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life is killing me posted:Apparently joking gets past some
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Elizabethan Error posted:not really, but then jokes are funny. Guess I'll have to live with not being funny 100% of the time, I dunno how but I'll have to find a way to move on
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Don't worry man, you can just downgrade to what I do: Fantasize that one of their kids gets autism anyway, and it shakes up their little mommy group.
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