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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

How do they square their weird vagina theories with seeing tiny (ugh, I hate using this phrase) "non-roasty" vaginas on pornstars who've had literally dozens of cocks?

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

WampaLord posted:

How do they square their weird vagina theories with seeing tiny (ugh, I hate using this phrase) "non-roasty" vaginas on pornstars who've had literally dozens of cocks?

Do you think the watch literally anything but teen porn?

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

The more relevant question is, how can these people be killed and what is the fastest way to do that

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Barudak posted:

Do you think the watch literally anything but teen porn?

But surely in the incel mind, even teen pornstars must be considered to have ridden the cock carousel?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Considering their weird humiliation sex fantasies and ideas about the ideal age of women, I really don't want to know what kind of porn incels watch. The FBI should probably be real curious though.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

WampaLord posted:

But surely in the incel mind, even teen pornstars must be considered to have ridden the cock carousel?

Teen actress had small labia majora: has not ridden the carousel yet, super hot gotta watch her before shes used up
Teen actress has large labia majora: ugh already rode the carousel before getting paid to do this, gross harlot!!!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Buttholes follow the same rules as vaginas. Every differently-shaped turd you push through makes it a little looser and stretchier, don't eat enough fiber and you literally become the goatman.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Barudak posted:

Teen actress had small labia majora: has not ridden the carousel yet, super hot gotta watch her before shes used up
Teen actress has large labia majora: ugh already rode the carousel before getting paid to do this, gross harlot!!!

Ah, there it is.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Im going to posit that what happens to dicks is that vaginas effectively compress them to be harder and harder so while chad turns every woman into a loose lump of flesh eventually his dick is hard enough that he can gently caress an actual, non anime, WW2 battleship.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Spatial posted:

The more relevant question is, how can these people be killed and what is the fastest way to do that

They're not going to breed, so it's going to sort itself out eventually.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Guy Mann posted:

Buttholes follow the same rules as vaginas. Every differently-shaped turd you push through makes it a little looser and stretchier, don't eat enough fiber and you literally become the goatman.

Quoting myself from earlier

quote:


Check for bags under their arms. If they have them then loose butthole.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Stroop There It Is posted:

also lol that he thinks there would be microtears in the uterus. Where the gently caress are these guys getting the idea that dicks go into the uterus?! Is this a thing in hentai or something

Yes. Yes it is.

gently caress you, Japan.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD
You would obviously want to get into her uterus, you know, for the extra pleasure from the sucking force.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Shanghaied posted:

You would obviously want to get into her uterus, you know, for the extra pleasure from the sucking force.



I'm the g-spot particles

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Would incels even watch porn? All male porn stars are Chads by default, so watching them rail Stacy would be torture.

How do they parse porn stars with average sized dicks? Surely the porn companies could just get a few Chads off the street to service the Stacies instead of those beta orbiters.

HazCat
May 4, 2009

I'm pretty sure incels exclusively watch hentai where every female is a virginal innocent teenager with the vagina of a toddler.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

How do they parse porn stars with average sized dicks? Surely the porn companies could just get a few Chads off the street to service the Stacies instead of those beta orbiters.

Every male pornstar is a Chad by default, they're having lots of sex, therefore Chad.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Would incels even watch porn?
Definitely since their malformed reasoning is based completely on interpreting porn as reality

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

WampaLord posted:

Every male pornstar is a Chad by default, they're having lots of sex, therefore Chad.
All Chads have lots of sex, but all Chads also have ten inch cocks, so is a porn star with an average peener simultaneously Chad and not Chad?

I call this thought experiment "Schrodingus".

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

All Chads have lots of sex, but all Chads also have ten inch cocks, so is a porn star with an average peener simultaneously Chad and not Chad?

I call this thought experiment "Schrodingus".

I was under the impression that the peeners in porn are often average. It's that the women that do porn are small.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

All Chads have lots of sex, but all Chads also have ten inch cocks, so is a porn star with an average peener simultaneously Chad and not Chad?

I call this thought experiment "Schrodingus".

Lotta dudes in porn have pretty average dicks. Turns out not being detrimentally overweight, basic grooming and hygeine, and some shaving can make El Sub-Commandante rise to the rank of El Jefe.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

I was under the impression that the peeners in porn are often average. It's that the women that do porn are small.

Often the men are small, as well. James Deen is a tiny man, so his average dick looks bigger in comparison to his tiny body.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I call this thought experiment "Schrodingus".

:lol:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Barudak posted:

basic grooming and hygeine

gently caress you and your unrealistic expectations!! Normie!!!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

spacetoaster posted:

gently caress you and your unrealistic expectations!! Normie!!!

Respectability politics

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shanghaied posted:

Welp, here's your moment of zen:



lmao jfc

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Shanghaied posted:

You would obviously want to get into her uterus, you know, for the extra pleasure from the sucking force.



Mods change my name into G-Spot Particle tia

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

WampaLord posted:

How do they square their weird vagina theories with seeing tiny (ugh, I hate using this phrase) "non-roasty" vaginas on pornstars who've had literally dozens of cocks?

when it comes to people like this, it might be best not to think too hard about their conspiracy theories cause I guarantee you they haven't

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

My Linux Rig posted:

when it comes to people like this, it might be best not to think too hard about their conspiracy theories cause I guarantee you they haven't

Part of me knows this, but a bigger part of me is desperately curious to see their attempts to rationalize contradictions like those.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

My vagina is a fraud

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
My vagina has a first name, its R-O-A-S-T.

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Feb 3, 2011

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Lipstick Apathy

mystery fluid posted:

My vagina has a first name, its R-O-A-S-T.

Say hi to Chad for me.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They're not going to breed, so it's going to sort itself out eventually.

If that worked they would've died out long ago. It's not genetic predetermination, but rather a complex confluence of ideas and circumstances, that lead to this outcome. I fear it's not going to sort itself out, but rather these weird cults will expand in number and popularity. :am:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Why do so many incels focus on "roasties" or hosed up vaginas

They can not even get women to talk to them let alone show them their vageenos. It's a moot point whether or not they would be fond of the womans vagina cuz they're never gonna see one

also lol at the idea that these desperate loving morons would turn down a woman because she didn't have some sort of anime vagina. They'd probably cum in their pants if a woman touched them gently let alone got naked with them

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

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It seems to be part of the whole "women are degenerate, slutty and evil and do not respect incels or themselves [enough to keep their bodies intact and pure]" narrative that drives them.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I reduce women down to the appearance of their vaginas, because that is all they are to me. Holes to be hosed

but trust me

I'm a good guy... a gentleman... why won't these idiot whore cunts let me gently caress them??

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



doverhog posted:

If that worked they would've died out long ago. It's not genetic predetermination, but rather a complex confluence of ideas and circumstances, that lead to this outcome. I fear it's not going to sort itself out, but rather these weird cults will expand in number and popularity. :am:

I have a feeling your right. It's like a religion, except instead of believing in a higher power who controls the universe, they've built their whole world around high school politics and bad stereotypes.

And severe mental health issues, let's not forget that these guys are almost certainly severely depressed.

But then again, accepting that you can fix yourself and that you're not entitled to anything simply because you're capable of drawing breath is probably too harsh a pill to swallow.

After all it's so much easier to just throw up your hands and blame everyone else (or you're subpar wrist size) for you're inability to handle simple human interaction without being a giant piece of poo poo about it.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Zzulu posted:

Why do so many incels focus on "roasties" or hosed up vaginas
I didn't want it ANYWAY!!

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Inceldom is a fear of rejection grown to monstrous proportions by insane internet feedback loops. They care because it's another impossible standard they can use to justify not trying to talk to girls.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Zzulu posted:

Why do so many incels focus on "roasties" or hosed up vaginas

They can not even get women to talk to them let alone show them their vageenos. It's a moot point whether or not they would be fond of the womans vagina cuz they're never gonna see one

also lol at the idea that these desperate loving morons would turn down a woman because she didn't have some sort of anime vagina. They'd probably cum in their pants if a woman touched them gently let alone got naked with them

Their worldview requires that women be somehow devalued as comeuppance for promiscuous sex, but since they don't believe women have any interior life the devaluation has to be physical in nature.

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