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hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
Emergency Session of the Majlis


The Fitna of al-Andalus has devastated the peninsula for ten long years, and the country is in dire need of peace and recovery. The Tariqi pretender al-Muhsin has sent envoys to the Majlis Assembly, urging us to accept this much-needed peace and offering to help stabilise the sultanate.

We must carefully consider this proposal before rushing to any decisions, however, for it will undoubtedly have dire consequences in both the immediate and distant future of Al Andalus.


A – We Refuse Him

If we refuse the offer, then the Fitna will likely continue for a while yet, but the rightful sultan Ismail will continue to reign… As will his Grand Vizier, of course. The power and authority invested in the position is great, but no son of Andalusia would dare abuse it, surely…


B – We Accept Him

If we accept the offer, then the Tariqi branch of the Jizrunid dynasty will be restored, and al-Muhsin will become the new sultan of Al Andalus. This will certainly provide some measure of stability, but we will have to impose strict limitations on the powers of any future sultans, for that is what we’ve fought and bled for. Never again will a sultan rule absolutely.
It’s also probably important to note that al-Muhsin was raised in Granada.

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Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
I think when the mod is released, I'd like to not play as Andalusia

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

RZApublican posted:

So let's say that we came out in favor of the sultan, Hashim, would this have turned out better or somehow worse?

In the short term? Definitely better. High absolutism gives a great bonus to discipline, and Utman would have moved to attack Provence and eventually France, carving out an empire in the heart of Europe. The immediate drawbacks would have been the dissolution of the Majlis and a crackdown on religious minorities.

In the long term though? I won't compare it with what's going to happen with the Majlis in charge, but it definitely wouldn't have turned out well.

Buzzsaw Roomba
Feb 14, 2012

Christ, what an asshole.
:tif:

Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3
Ahaha oh god, the degree to which this country routinely gets hosed is bordering on pornographic. A nice antidote to AAR steamrollers.

Anyway, B, peace at any cost at this point.

Hashim posted:

In the short term? Definitely better. High absolutism gives a great bonus to discipline, and Utman would have moved to attack Provence and eventually France, carving out an empire in the heart of Europe. The immediate drawbacks would have been the dissolution of the Majlis and a crackdown on religious minorities.

What could have been... :alandalus:

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Hashim posted:

Emergency Session of the Majlis


The Fitna of al-Andalus has devastated the peninsula for ten long years, and the country is in dire need of peace and recovery. The Tariqi pretender al-Muhsin has sent envoys to the Majlis Assembly, urging us to accept this much-needed peace and offering to help stabilise the sultanate.

We must carefully consider this proposal before rushing to any decisions, however, for it will undoubtedly have dire consequences in both the immediate and distant future of Al Andalus.


A – We Refuse Him

If we refuse the offer, then the Fitna will likely continue for a while yet, but the rightful sultan Ismail will continue to reign… As will his Grand Vizier, of course. The power and authority invested in the position is great, but no son of Andalusia would dare abuse it, surely…


B – We Accept Him

If we accept the offer, then the Tariqi branch of the Jizrunid dynasty will be restored, and al-Muhsin will become the new sultan of Al Andalus. This will certainly provide some measure of stability, but we will have to impose strict limitations on the powers of any future sultans, for that is what we’ve fought and bled for. Never again will a sultan rule absolutely.
It’s also probably important to note that al-Muhsin was raised in Granada.
So wait, what's the downside to B again? I feel like it's better to have a Sultan limited in his powers, rather than a Grand Vizier who may become another Utman in time. Is the Granada thing really that big of a deal?

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

B – We Accept Him

We cannot be in a worse position.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

The time has come for peace, and for the restoration of the rightful Jizrunid line! The heirs of the old Sultana came to power in a bloody coup, and since then have run our great nation into the ground, culminating in this bloody Fitna! If legitimacy won't sway you, history will: we are re-enacting the fall of the first united Al-Andalus, the Umayyad Caliphate. A military dictator ruled for a child caliph then too, and when his son took power, it all fell apart!

It cannot happen again. Support al-Muhsin!

B

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


A

Like hell I'll let you all place a crypto-shiite on the throne!

Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3

Yvonmukluk posted:

So wait, what's the downside to B again? I feel like it's better to have a Sultan limited in his powers, rather than a Grand Vizier who may become another Utman in time. Is the Granada thing really that big of a deal?

Oh and yeah, why is this a big deal?

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Like hell I'll let you all place a crypto-shiite on the throne!
Oh shiite! Is that why the Granada thing was important? :wth:

Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3

Talas posted:

Oh shiite! Is that why the Granada thing was important? :wth:

*checks a map*

:jihad:

Ulama til' the day I die, I change my vote to A.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
Ahaha oh man, i don't know what to vote for.

It was nice having united all of Iberia for a few decades, now the french are going to take stuff back for sure.

TyrsHTML
May 13, 2004

Well that's some poo poo that happened. B - We accept Him We either get a sultan we can control, or Al-Andalus burns.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Is there still a Discord server for this LP? I swear I remember one, but can't find it.

Also, A, gotta max that absolutism and get our Revolution somehow.


Changed to B

Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Aug 4, 2017

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
So this is our religious map:



And this is the stability tab:




I'll let you guys reach your own conclusions, and make your own decisions. But for those who don't know how EU4 works, we'll be faced with more rebellions in the near future, and it might be a good idea to have our core Sunni territories under control when that happens. Having a dictator with no right to the throne rule Al Andalus won't exactly end well either, though, so...

hashashash fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Aug 3, 2017

devildragon777
May 17, 2014

They'd be a lot more scary if they were more than an inch tall each.

B. I'll take a Shia over continuing this utter mess of a civil war.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
Early tally:

A - We Refuse Him - ThatBasqueGuy, Erwin the German, Crazycryodude.

B - We Accept Him - Talas, Lord Cyrahzax, TyrsHTML, devildragon777.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

B

There are no good choices here, but this is the better of the two.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
You know what, B, i don't care what this Al-Mushin thinks about the rightful Caliphs, let's have some peace for Allah's sake.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Oh, uh, just looked at the stability tab :catstare:

Let's, um... let's change me to a B, shall we?

Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3

Frionnel posted:

You know what, B, i don't care what this Al-Mushin thinks about the rightful Caliphs, let's have some peace for Allah's sake.

That's just the thing, though, if we have a Shia ruling we're gonna alienate our core territories as much as the rest of the people who wanna kill us. We'd be buying short term stability for long term suffering. Better to just swallow this bitter pill and see things through.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Erwin the German posted:

That's just the thing, though, if we have a Shia ruling we're gonna alienate our core territories as much as the rest of the people who wanna kill us. We'd be buying short term stability for long term suffering. Better to just swallow this bitter pill and see things through.

Or Al-Muhsin beats us and comes to power on his own terms.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
B We are paying the price for the past injustices of the Sultana and the overthrow of the rightful Jizrunid line. Let us rule again, Sultan and Majlis, as one nation.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

Erwin the German posted:

That's just the thing, though, if we have a Shia ruling we're gonna alienate our core territories as much as the rest of the people who wanna kill us. We'd be buying short term stability for long term suffering. Better to just swallow this bitter pill and see things through.

We'll just have to keep progressing in the humanist ideas tree and tolerate some heretics.

But without being gamey now: We don't even have control of our sunni lands at this moment and are completely outnumbered by the rebels, We'll just have to bite this one before we lose Leon too or worse.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Ok, B. It is time to move forward into a more open and tolerant future.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


The time to stop had passed long ago.

Guess we need to keep going :unsmigghh: I vote A

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
:regd08:

I vote A

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
B

That update was exhausting to read. No more. No more. :shepicide:

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


B We still have time to become the Muslim England of this timeline, we have the birthplace of factories, we go for a constitutional monarch, we just had our terrible English Civil War, there is a way out still.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


We just need to get a lot of colonies, and yeah we can still pull off a proper not-British Empire. But, uh, that might be a bit of a problem.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Crazycryodude posted:

We just need to get a lot of colonies, and yeah we can still pull off a proper not-British Empire. But, uh, that might be a bit of a problem.

We still have time to make inroads in the Pacific. We could also just bully the Native powers in Mexico and California.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
Honestly given our collective incompetence and the fact that we're almost in the 18th century i doubt we will even have time for that during EU4.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Captain Oblivious posted:

That update was exhausting to read.

loving seriously. :stonk:

B, downsides to everything but eh.

Weebus
Feb 26, 2017
A - Refuse

The net change is just replacing our jizrunid with a heretical one, gently caress that noise.Not to mention that with our luck the grand vizier will most likely just take off with ismail and start another drat rebellion if we do that, this time with the sunni majority.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I'm a Merchant. I just want profit, and there can be no profit without peace.

B

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
A - Refuse

It's Utman or bust :colbert:

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

B. The time has come for peace.

Also, holy poo poo.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Soup du Jour posted:

Also, holy poo poo.
I think you mean "holy shiite".

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
This was all the Sultana's fault. Remember that.

B. We must go back to our rightful line.

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