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End of 2029-30 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Boston Bruins Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Minnesota Wild Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Bavel Bortnik -- San Jose Sharks Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Floaty McPylon -- Los Angeles Kings Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) R. Reza -- Dallas Stars Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) -- Boston Bruins Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Aejix Dundee -- Minnesota Wild William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Aejix Dundee -- Minnesota Wild Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Dillon Heatherington -- New York Rangers Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Quayden Aydin -- Boston Bruins Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Upcoming Free Agents ARZ -- Southie Paux BOS -- Quaydin Aydin CAR -- Nippon Ichi CAR -- Gord Gordon COL -- Soup Athanatos DAL -- Anders Potetson DAL -- Potatoes O'Bourke TB -- Yokozuna WSH -- Aldrig Glomma Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Stabby McStabson Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson Danny Provolone Comments It's turning into the 1980s, with the same player winning all of the trophies, the same couple defensemen winning the Norris, and the same couple teams winning the Cup http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Carolina sucks and Nippon is never going to win another Cup.  Also holy  at Anaheim and Vancouver getting 44 points in a full season.
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Jul 30, 2017 22:51
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Furnaceface posted:Carolina sucks and Nippon is never going to win another Cup. Oh, I must have gotten side tracked or something. Those are the totals they had at the ASG. I just forgot to update them for the end of the season.
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Jul 30, 2017 23:23
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Yokozuna is definitely feeling the wanderlust right now
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Jul 30, 2017 23:40
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So close. Couldn't overcome AJ's -2 in the playoffs. What a jerk
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Jul 30, 2017 23:48
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Athanatos posted:So close. Just helping you leverage for a contract nearly as good as mine bb
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Jul 31, 2017 01:08
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Touchdown Tom getting beaten by his hometown team on their way to a cup. I can't think of anything better 
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Jul 31, 2017 01:19
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Southie and Arizona had a nice playoff run but in the end he couldn't overcome the Jemima/Athanatos firepower. Little less golf this summer than he's been used to.
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Jul 31, 2017 02:27
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Kings get your poo poo together and get my soft boy another Cup or two before his career is over. My soft boy who's starting to decline.
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Jul 31, 2017 05:56
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THE MACHO MAN posted:Hockles, what the poo poo does the rest of the Rangers line up look like? Also how bad were they a few years ago that Hoovelson had a -51 1) Pretty average all around, but they should have a stud goalie in the next year or 2 2) I have no way of knowing now.
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Jul 31, 2017 13:29
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Hockles posted:Hoovelson played the best season of his career
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Jul 31, 2017 17:44
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If Aydin leaves the Bs, how much does Poost lose?
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2030 Offseason News Notable Retirements Danny Provolone (440gp - 48g - 12a - 60p) Sean Monahan Anthony Duclair Dougie Hamilton JT Miller Jake Guentzel Hampus Lindholm Ryan Murray Andreas Athanasiou Petr Mrazek Robin Lehner Full Lists: http://imgur.com/a/zVyNa - http://imgur.com/a/tRklz - http://imgur.com/a/hIvqC - http://imgur.com/a/bj0yz Transaction News ARZ -- re-signed Southie Paux to a $23.7mil/4yr contract BOS -- re-signed Quaydin Aydin to a $68.6mil/6yr contract CAR -- re-signed Gord Gordon to a $59.2mil/8yr contract COL -- re-signed Soup Athanatos to a $45.5mil/5yr contract DAL -- re-signed Anders Potetson to a $3.1mil/1yr contract TB -- re-signed Yokozuna to a $48.4mil/4yr contract ANA -- signed Nippon Ichi to a $3.8mil/2yr contract NSH -- signed Potatoes O'Bourke to a $21mil/3yr contract PIT -- signed Aldrig Glomma to a $1.8mil/1yr contract PIT -- signed Stabby McStabson to a $5.9mil/3yr contract Unsigned Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson 2030-31 Opening Night Info ANA -- Nippon Ichi is a 3rd CHK Line FWD ARZ -- Southie Paux is a 2nd Line FWD BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD BOS -- Jus Poost is a 1st Line FWD CAR -- Gord Gordon is a 1st Line FWD COL -- Soup Athanatos is 1st Line FWD COL -- Aunt Jemima is a 1st Line FWD CBJ -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD DAL -- Anders Potetson is a 3rd CHK Line FWD FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a 2nd Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 2 DEF MIN -- Aejix Dundee is an Elite Goalie MTL -- Ogie Ogilthorpe III is a 3rd CHK Line FWD MTL -- Stanley Matthews III is a 2nd Line FWD MTL -- Cruz McBroozer is a 2nd Line FWD NSH -- Potatoes O'Bourke is a Top 4 DEF NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Ewic Windros is a 2nd Line FWD NYR -- Kaido Hoovelson is a Top 4 DEF PHI -- Bubba Biscuits is a 3rd CHK Line FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF PIT -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD PIT -- Stabby McStabson is a 3rd SCR Line FWD SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF TB -- Yokozuna is an Elite Goalie TOR -- Gord Murphy is a Top 2 DEF WSH -- Jack Bauer is a 3rd SCR Line FWD WSH -- Puck Sonette is a 3rd CHK Line FWD WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is an Elite Goalie Unsigned Jeremiah ThinkTank Guy Fieri Taro Tsujimoto Scott Johns Miracle Johnson Comments McStabson must have found a great conditioning coach, since after not getting a contract last season, he gets a multi-year contract from PIT A few other goons get new homes I figured out why MTL has been so bad... they are starting an ECHL level goalie
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Aug 3, 2017 01:37
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Aug 3, 2017 01:44
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Steroids. Lots and lots of steroids. Its actually the highest he's ever been in the lineup in his entire career What is he now? 37?
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Aug 3, 2017 01:51
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Nippon will feel much more at home in Anaheim than in Carolina. Hopefully the Ducks dont suck poo poo too. *checks last seasons standings* gently caress
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Aug 3, 2017 03:11
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Gord Murphy is resigned to his fate and eagerly awaits the sweet embrace of death in Toronto.
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Hockles posted:I figured out why MTL has been so bad... they are starting an ECHL level goalie wow, zach fucale is still around??
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2031 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (8th selection) Pacific - Floaty McPylon (8th selection) Central - Soup Athantos (6th selection) Central - Aejix Dundee (8th selection) Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (9th selection) Atlantic - Jus Poost (10th selection) Atlantic - Gord Murphy (8th selection) Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (10th selection) Metropolitan - Coach Hockles (5th selection) Transaction News None Notable Stats Thomas leads the NHL in Points, McPylon is 3rd, Aydin is 4th Thomas leads the NHL in Goals, Athanatos is 2nd, McPylon is 3rd Top 5 in PIM: Biscuits, O'Bourke, Ogilthorpe III, Windros, Jemima Comments Islanders drafted an Elite center to play next to Thomas The Rangers' new goalie hit his potential this season McStabson is collecting an NHL check, but not doing anything to earn it... http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Congrats to Toronto for being 20 full points behind where they were at the same time last season. Jesus loving christ this team.
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Aug 4, 2017 03:21
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Hockles posted:2031 All-Star Break Update holy poo poo yesssssssssss
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Aug 4, 2017 03:26
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i wish the sharks would draft an elite center for bavel bortnik to flash his recently unearthed playmaking abilities with. enroll now in the Bavel Bortnik Better Learning Through Enhanced Passing summer course to get your NHL career back on track folks. gord murphy, this message is for you
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Aug 4, 2017 03:28
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THE MACHO MAN posted:Rangers... not bad??? The Metro is a poo poo division if you compare
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Aug 4, 2017 03:40
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Floaty McPylon is back, baby!
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Aug 4, 2017 03:48
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36 points? Was Anaheim replaced with an ECHL team and no one noticed?
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Aug 4, 2017 03:51
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That's an acceptable PIM mark Bubbers, keep up the good work. It's a long season you've got a lot of rules to break.
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 my first ASG shun in forever
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Aug 4, 2017 05:57
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Winnipeg in a playoff spot at the break. Nothing could possibly go wrong this time! 
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Pleads posted:The Metro is a poo poo division if you compare Don't be mad that Gord's poo poo rear end play is dragging down that poo poo rear end franchise
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Aug 4, 2017 14:36
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What a way to reward Yokozuna for his loyalty
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THE MACHO MAN posted:Don't be mad that Gord's poo poo rear end play is dragging down that poo poo rear end franchise Gord Murphy's All-Time Rankings for Toronto Maple Leafs Individual Records Games Played: 7th (964 GP) Goals: 1st (453 G) Plus/Minus: 1st (+169) Powerplay Goals: 3rd (110 G) Even Strength Goals: 1st (337 G) He's like an inverse (and better) Borje Salming.
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I think Potetson is around third in GP and PIM for Dallas. Not much more of note though.
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Aug 4, 2017 16:59
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Hugh will never be free
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Hockles posted:I figured out why MTL has been so bad... they are starting an ECHL level goalie And here I was thinking it was because McBroozer is just poo poo. E: Actually, McBroozer is doing alright this year. Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Aug 4, 2017 |
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Pleads posted:Gord Murphy's All-Time Rankings for Toronto Maple Leafs Individual Records I love/hate that after all these years, the sim is still so broken that a dman, let alone anyone, could have a career statline of 441 goals and 27 assists
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End of 2030-31 Regular Season Update Transaction News 2/28/31 MIN gets: Kaido Hoovelson NYR gets: 2031 3rd Round Pick, a prospect 3/1/31 CBJ gets: 2032 1st Round Pick, 2033 1st Round Pick, a prospect LA gets: Coach Hockles, 2031 4th Round Pick CGY gets: Gord Murphy TOR gets: 2031 1st Round Pick, 2032 1st Round Pick, 2033 1st Round Pick, a prospect Notable Stats McPylon lead the NHL in Points, Thomas was 2nd, Aydin was 3rd Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, McPylon was 2nd, Athanatos was 3rd, Aydin was 5th McPylon finished 4th in +/- Top 6 in PIM - Biscuits, O'Bourke, Windros, Jemima, Ogilthorpe III, Potetson Comments Wow, after like 4 years of no trades, we had 3 trades this year. A couple massive blockbusters. McPylon ends Aydin's reign of winning All The Awards The Kings had one of the best records in modern history The Kings' goalie had an insane year (48-14-4, 1.75 GAA, .938SV%) http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Aug 5, 2017 07:36
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Floaty McPylon, first Art Ross winner since Bobby Orr in 1974-75. 56 years in the making. Now if he could win the Hart, and Stanley Cup, and Conn Smythe to top it all off. Also a goon friend joins the Belarussian star in LA. 
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Aug 5, 2017 07:53
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Attaboy Bubbers, a career high in PIM. I'm proud of you once again. Now let's injure some pretty boys in the playoffs.
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traded to a..... good team????
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